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    'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'

    Hated Columnist Finds Job On Internet Thingamajig

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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/22/09

    In reply to 'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'
    I thought that was Joey Buttafuoco (sp? like i care...). You mean that mullet up there belongs on someone with access to media?
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    Image of SybilDisobedience SybilDisobedience
    01/22/09

    In reply to 'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'
    Not that it justifies it, but Mariotti didn't say that out of nowhere - he was responding to Ebert's withering article about Mariotti's moral shortcomings that was printed a week or two ago in the Tribune.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    01/22/09

    In reply to 'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'
    "Jay Marriotti is still an asshole" should be a regular feature of the daily media column.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    01/22/09

    In reply to 'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'
    Seventeen continues to dominate in the field of made-up Most Embarrassing Stories. I remember reading one where a girl claimed her Crush yanked out her tampon because he saw the string dangling out of her shorts and thought it was a loose thread. So wrong, and no way did it ever actually happen, but can you imagine? I laughed and laughed. The best part of those stories is trying to imagine what happened next. Like, obviously one of them would start laughing and the other one would cry and run into the house and shoot themselves, but which one?
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    Image of bringmemyTofu bringmemyTofu
    01/22/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Oh.My.God. I actually remember one of my girlfriends reading me that story.
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    01/22/09

    @Colonel Mustard: I was going to rag on you for reading Seventeen but the last sentence is gold.
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    01/22/09

    @Colonel Mustard: I just love you more and more and more, dear one.
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    01/22/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Ah, I remember that one well. They must recycle it every couple of years. I hope it never goes away.
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    Image of DrGirlfriend DrGirlfriend
    01/22/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Which one indeed. Brilliant!
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    Image of Ron_Obvious Ron_Obvious
    01/22/09

    In reply to 'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'
    Ebert's also a class act. I spent 15 or so minutes chatting with him before an appearance here in Raleigh back in the 80's. He was funny and humble and I appreciated his willingness to shoot the shit with some stranger he didn't know. Mariotti's simply jealous.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    01/23/09

    @Ron_Obvious: Mariotti's jealous that Russ Meyer never hooked him up with women and booze.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    01/24/09

    @Dr. Nick: Uh, actually that's me.


    Okay, maybe Mariotti too.

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    Image of steampoweredboy steampoweredboy
    01/22/09

    In reply to 'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'
    Ebert's not dying of Cancer. He's "cancer-free" according to the link. He's no longer able to speak due to surgery on his throat and jaw though.


    And Jay Marriotti would be unpopular in hell.

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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    01/22/09

    @steampoweredboy: Clarified, thanks.
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    Image of kjack kjack
    01/22/09

    In reply to 'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'
    NBC just needs to monitize backward overflow. Perhaps they should get their head of television and microwave programming on this one.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    01/22/09

    In reply to 'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'
    The fact that Ebert is dying of cancer and Mariotti is not is proof that karma doesn't exist.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    01/22/09

    In reply to 'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'
    Dear NBC:


    Remember this? It cost you $1 million in 1976, and was almost identical to the Nebraska Educational TV logo (which sued you):


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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    01/22/09

    @BadUncle: Remember, "NBC, Proud as a Peacock?" Apparently, they're about as smart as one, too.
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    01/23/09

    @BadUncle: looks like some Nevada State Employees Credit Union logo of the 1970s
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    01/22/09

    In reply to 'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'
    "Roger Ebert can kiss my party in the back."
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    Image of terlett_trash terlett_trash
    01/22/09

    In reply to 'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'
    I had no idea Markie Post had been writing a sports column these days.
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    01/22/09

    @terlett_trash: Cannot stop laughing.
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    01/22/09

    In reply to 'Roger Ebert...Can Kiss My Ass'
    "Ankled"? People still use that term outside of L.A.?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/05/09

    In reply to Hated Columnist Finds Job On Internet Thingamajig
    He's got such a punchable puss!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/05/09

    In reply to Hated Columnist Finds Job On Internet Thingamajig
    Wasn't an online gig like this the last stop of a spent Hunter S. Thompson?
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/05/09

    In reply to Hated Columnist Finds Job On Internet Thingamajig
    If this (as I can only hope) means that he will never again appear as a guest host on PTI - this is the best New Years Ever!
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