Foster, you break my heart. Must you remind me that I am not movie star good looking like Kristen Stewart? I would rate myself as maybe off-off-off Broadway good looking. And if I am not on that coast, can I claim even that? I'm so depressed now. I'm going to go buy a zhu zhu pet. And it's YOUR fault.
@sarrible: Tyson is the hot one. Tyrese is the dumb one with lyrics like "Late night phone calls on the telephone." As opposed to other kinds of phone calls? Dumbass.
I just find the idea of spending $3 million dollars on a birthday party to be disgusting. I know...it's his money and he can spend it any way he wants, but some of that money could have helped out a lot of people.
@DevilsAvocadoRedux: I had heard the phrase 'bespoke tailor' prior to your using it, but I always assumed it meant 'well-mannered', for some odd reason.
(Are you Redux because you got banned at some point?)
@Lysergic Asset: Not banned. I would have welcomed a Ketching - go down in flames, and all that. But it was far more mundane. My previous incarnation got scrambled during the last upgrade, so I had to start all over again. Sent a couple of emails to Gabriel, but gave up pestering lest my behaviour be categorised as stalkerish. Sigh. All that hard work, out the window. Minsley Tortimer bequeathed me one of his seldom-used avatars - MySluttyPony. Tee hee.
Hear, hear. After absenting myself for most of this year, I'm very happy to be back. And, although it did result in my former self's demise, I'm really glad they tidied up the commenting system. It's much, much snappier now. Like all the best bits from the old days without the waffle and squabbling that used to go on a bit too much.
@RandomLunatic: As someone who thought she was going to have to put up her dukes and kick some shins when some Twihards thought we were cutting their line at the theater Friday night, I second this emotion.
You'd have thought RobPat was waiting in the theater for them and we were dressed like Joan Jett.
I dig this song a great deal, but I keep coming back to one question when asking if "Empire State of Mind" joins or replaces "New York, New York": What happens when Jay-Z is 60?
Sinatra nailed "New York, New York" in his latter years despite his age (64) and that the song wasn't originally written for him (Liza Minnelli). Would anyone wants to hear Jay-Z perform this song in his 60s, or hear someone else try it?
I can't believe no one has invoked the Beastie Boys here. Compare and contrast: "Big lights will inspire you" with "Dear New York this is a love letter/To you and how you brought us together/We can't say enough about all you do/'Cause in the city we're ourselves and electric too." Like, come ON.
Also, have to say it: Zeke Turner was way ahead of the curve on this last week: [www.mediaite.com]
@RachelSklar: Zeke was right at the curve, but I wouldn't say he was ahead of it on this one. The tipping point was City Hall. Jay-Z rapped about running New York in front of Mayor Bloomberg, who was booed. I'd say that's a moment. A VMA, a World Series Performance, and a good video is one moment short of the curve. #jayz
I honestly and unironically enjoy Keys' soaring vocals on this. Fuck haters saying it's trite. She's singing of the beauty, glamour and inspiration NYC does have for the unjaded. I was jaded, away from NY for a long while. To return is to be exhilarated anew. And I love this romantic, hopeful optimism in Alicia's part.
Jay-Z is still bragging about turning nice girls into whores. I'm feeling mightily over praising guys like this merely for their massive success. Ultimately not my thing I guess. #jayz
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Wow, who knew I could comment without signing up?
Just wanted to state for the record that Jay was not "bragging" about corrupting nice girls. Listen to the song more carefully, and you'll hear he was illustrating the flip-side of NYC's hypnotic nature. They come for education, stay for the glamor, and end up far different (and presumably worse-off) people.
That said, I agree that while Keys often grates, there's an undeniable beauty in her theatrical vocals on the hook. #jayz
@Baroness: I don't think he's bragging about that...I think he's talking more about the girls who come to NYC all young, pretty and wanting to make it and get taken advantage of. #jayz
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My uncle is a bespoke tailor.
Wow - that sounds like a secret code from a Bond movie...
"My uncle is a bespoke tailor"..."Bond? James Bond? Felix Underwood, CIA. Welcome to Miami. I have a car waiting."
But, really. My uncle is a bespoke tailor.
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(Are you Redux because you got banned at some point?)
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After almost a year away, I think that this is still the most fun place to comment.
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Hear, hear. After absenting myself for most of this year, I'm very happy to be back. And, although it did result in my former self's demise, I'm really glad they tidied up the commenting system. It's much, much snappier now. Like all the best bits from the old days without the waffle and squabbling that used to go on a bit too much.
#tips
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You'd have thought RobPat was waiting in the theater for them and we were dressed like Joan Jett.
Those are some keraaazy beeches.
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Jay-Z is frat-boy rap. Sinatra is frat boy crooning. #jayz
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Sinatra nailed "New York, New York" in his latter years despite his age (64) and that the song wasn't originally written for him (Liza Minnelli). Would anyone wants to hear Jay-Z perform this song in his 60s, or hear someone else try it?
It might be cliché these days, but "New York, New York" has proven it's staying power. The jury's still out on "Empire State of Mind." #jayz
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Also, have to say it: Zeke Turner was way ahead of the curve on this last week: [www.mediaite.com]
But it's still a pretty great hook. #jayz
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Jay-Z is still bragging about turning nice girls into whores. I'm feeling mightily over praising guys like this merely for their massive success. Ultimately not my thing I guess. #jayz
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Wow, who knew I could comment without signing up?
Just wanted to state for the record that Jay was not "bragging" about corrupting nice girls. Listen to the song more carefully, and you'll hear he was illustrating the flip-side of NYC's hypnotic nature. They come for education, stay for the glamor, and end up far different (and presumably worse-off) people.
That said, I agree that while Keys often grates, there's an undeniable beauty in her theatrical vocals on the hook. #jayz
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