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    Hot Cowboy Denies Naughty Bailout Requests
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/12/08

    In reply to Hot Cowboy Denies Naughty Bailout Requests
    Send some paparazzi over to the capital club tomorrow night. We might find Hank, Jeb, and Neel all locked in a passionate three way "pow-wow."
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    11/12/08

    In reply to Hot Cowboy Denies Naughty Bailout Requests
    Read that to me again. There is a 32-year-old Texan pal of Rove's (more likely son of a pal of a Rove) handing out the last $60 billion? It must seem like chump change to them after the crash. It's a lot of money to the rest of us. Credentials, please, before yet another winner of the lucky sperm club drives the country deeper into debt.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    11/12/08

    @registered:
    Don't worry, he has an impressive background. He helped keep the well-oiled machine of Iraq nation-building running smoothly as Exec Sec of the Coalition Provisional Authority. So he's used to handing out billions in a most productive manner.


    [www.treasury.gov]

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    11/12/08

    In reply to Hot Cowboy Denies Naughty Bailout Requests
    As a follow-up to your ad for Klonopin, let me assure everybody I am not in control of a car but in full control of my senses. Bah is taken at gmail. I am disappointed. So I'm staying here at Gawker. God bless the USA, etc.


    P.S. Wait. Did I really say that? On Gawker? Um. Maybe I can take the Clonazepam out.

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    11/12/08

    @registered: ::Backs away slowly::
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    11/12/08

    @clipper: Wise, Ass.
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    11/12/08

    In reply to Hot Cowboy Denies Naughty Bailout Requests
    This is almost, almost (OK, not even close to) better than Obama getting elected. Freedom for spankees!


    Of course, since you're all not so liberal, I will have to change my name here. Bah.

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    11/12/08

    In reply to Hot Cowboy Denies Naughty Bailout Requests
    Wait - the government is paying to administer spankings? Please repeat. Could not believe ears.


    Yahoo! I will so save so much money on Alt.

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    Image of Minsley Tortimer Minsley Tortimer
    11/12/08

    @registered: it's like a public works administration project - of course, you never know who will be doing the government administered spankings.
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    11/12/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: If you've met the men on Alt, you know this is not a subject to be jest about.
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    11/12/08

    @registered: Or even to jest about.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    11/12/08

    In reply to Hot Cowboy Denies Naughty Bailout Requests


    He just does everything better.

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    11/12/08

    @JessicaLovejoy is confused by this feeling of pride: Yes he does. What part of that confuses you?
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    11/12/08

    @registered: The cromulent part.
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    11/12/08

    @JessicaLovejoy is confused by this feeling of pride: That's just unfair. I had to close this window, open a dictionary, close it (word not found), and I still don't know what cromulent part means. Jessica, I don't think that feeling you're feeling is pride. Sounds like lust. Get in line!
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    11/12/08

    @registered: Doh, it's the opposite of incromulent.
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    11/12/08

    In reply to Hot Cowboy Denies Naughty Bailout Requests
    All you had to do was mention Rove and he lost any appeal.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/12/08

    @get the buttah: Agreed. He had me until "Karl Rove". Well, actually, he had me until "liaison to the business community". BO-RING!
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    11/12/08

    @Colonel Mustard: Truth be told, he lost me with the cowboy hat ;-).
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    11/12/08

    @get the buttah: I'm pretty forgiving towards anyone who looks that good in a cowboy hat. Maybe he and I can hate-fuck.
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