What's going to happen next year when television news collapses in on itself like a huge black hole? There will be no more tv news reporters to have children. And if tv news reporters don't have children, then with what, pray tell, will other tv news reporters have sex. And if tv news reporters don't have sex with the children of other tv news reporters, there will be no more babies, thus ending the cycle of children of tv news reporters, so the tv news reporters won't be able to have secks with anyone, but then again, they won't exist because television died. And then we will all die, slowly and painfully. That makes me sad.
@malke2010: Imagine a 70-year-old Katie Couric sprouting Wolf Blitzer's facial hair and glaring at you through Andy Rooney's crazy eyes. Oh, and sporting Larry King suspenders.
@BookishLookish: I don't have a snow day. But based on this I so have carte blanche to go hit on my toothsome young students, who are all too easy prey, since they love me for turning them onto Celine, the poor sods.
@backseat_driver10023: I know both YadonKolles and his son personally. YadonKolles is a terrific person who in my experience with seems incapable of something so deceitful and damaging. I would be extremely saddened if this were true.
@leonleonleon: I know both Scout 3.0 and Scouts 2.0 and 4.0 personally. Scout 3.0 is a terrific person who in my experience with seems incapable of something so deceitful and damaging. I would be extremely saddened if this were true.
I know both Jeffrey and his son personally. Jeffrey is a terrific person who in my experience with seems incapable of something so deceitful and damaging. I would be extremely saddened if this were true.
@backseat_driver10023: Full disclosure: My brother's best friend in high school's mother is sisters with the mother of Gwyneth's mother's mother. It's true, and the paparazzi are terrible.
@YadonKolles: I'm glad to have your comment on here (that's why I approved it). Everyone else: This is a reasonable comment. The person is up front about his relationship to those involved and gives a relevant assessment of character. He/she doesn't even claim knowledge that anything did or did not happen.
@macbeach: My favorite random anonymous quote was from a 14-year-old in a music store to a friend: "My cousin is friends with the guy who runs the lights for the band that opened for Sacre Bleu so everybody thinks I'm just this party groupie ..."
Soon Jeff Greenfield will no doubt do one of his patented smugly professorial editorials about how terrible sex is and shaming all those who partake in it. A three part series on the Shakers and the beauty of their lost lifestyle will follow a month later.
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This is simply a case of cross=pollination. It will be interesting to see what a mating between CNN and CBS looks like.
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I thought only Gwyneth's people do that.
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