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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/14/09

    In reply to For the First Time in His Life, Jeffrey Epstein's Relieved to Keep His Penis in His Pants
    All this talk of egg-shaped appendages has made it now impossible for me to ever utter the words "over-easy" (I am not even going to touch "over-hard") ever again.

    Perhaps it's time to switch transition to pancakes...
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    12/14/09

    In reply to For the First Time in His Life, Jeffrey Epstein's Relieved to Keep His Penis in His Pants
    Oh, also, my penis is incredibly veinous. It looks like a roadmap.
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    12/14/09

    In reply to For the First Time in His Life, Jeffrey Epstein's Relieved to Keep His Penis in His Pants
    I have one testicle that is the size, shape and hue of an eggplant.
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    12/14/09

    In reply to For the First Time in His Life, Jeffrey Epstein's Relieved to Keep His Penis in His Pants
    Which came first - the (underage) chicks or his egg? Nah, scratch that - I think we know the answer.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/14/09

    In reply to For the First Time in His Life, Jeffrey Epstein's Relieved to Keep His Penis in His Pants
    Should it surprise anybody that our resident vagina expert/amateur OBGYN is gay? No. No, it should not.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/14/09

    In reply to For the First Time in His Life, Jeffrey Epstein's Relieved to Keep His Penis in His Pants
    Ostrich egg or robin's egg?
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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    12/14/09

    In reply to For the First Time in His Life, Jeffrey Epstein's Relieved to Keep His Penis in His Pants
    Does the absolute pleasure I take in watching this billionaire squirm make me a marxist or something?
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/14/09

    @Mymoustache: Welcome, comrade. Just go with it.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/14/09

    @Mymoustache: Oh man... they had to watch him squirm too.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/14/09

    In reply to For the First Time in His Life, Jeffrey Epstein's Relieved to Keep His Penis in His Pants
    If he can find a vagina shaped like bacon, he's halfway to a nutritious breakfast.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/14/09

    @AzureTexan: Brilliant.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/14/09

    @AzureTexan: Add spinach -- Eggs Florentine.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/14/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Wouldn't that be Eggs Florenstein?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/14/09

    @AzureTexan: It wood, it wood. I believe they made a brief appearance in Madame Ovary.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/14/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: . . . and afterwards? Fresh Flauberries.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/14/09

    @AzureTexan:

    Perfeggtion.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/14/09

    @Brian Moylan: (Muchas gracias.)
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/14/09

    In reply to For the First Time in His Life, Jeffrey Epstein's Relieved to Keep His Penis in His Pants
    I wonder if he dips it in food coloring annually.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/14/09

    @fatmonalisa: . . . or hides it in tall grass just outside the church.
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    12/14/09

    @AzureTexan: I'm pretty sure that would be in violation of his probation.
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    Image of richardmarxhatesmyhair richardmarxhatesmyhair
    12/14/09

    @fatmonalisa: this is the funniest response Ive read in years. Thank you!
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    12/14/09

    In reply to For the First Time in His Life, Jeffrey Epstein's Relieved to Keep His Penis in His Pants
    That judge really went soft on Epstein there.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/14/09

    @Beau Nerd: Unusual, for such an upstanding member of the bench.
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    12/14/09

    @Beau Nerd: He didn't want to go off half-cocked.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/14/09

    @Beau Nerd: See, Alice, there is a Santa Clause. Get it, Cialis! Oh, never mind....
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    12/14/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Seriously, what a juris prude.
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    12/14/09

    @Brian Moylan: I haven't the viagrest idea what you're talking about.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/14/09

    @Beau Nerd: Eggs BeneDick'd?
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    12/14/09

    @BettyCrocker: "Huevo Splash, You Sexy Motherf*cker!"

    ... eh? Eh? Any Pablo Francisco fans in the house?
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    Image of Sabbatai Sabbatai
    12/14/09

    @Beau Nerd: Fi-i-ine!
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    12/11/09

    In reply to Billionaire Who Had Sex with Sixteen Year-olds Claims He's the Victim Now
    Admittedly, I, too, am prejudiced against middle-aged billionaires who bang teenagers.
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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    12/10/09

    In reply to Billionaire Who Had Sex with Sixteen Year-olds Claims He's the Victim Now
    If I were a billionaire money manager I'd look to bang some hot 16-year-old booty too.

    But then I'd ultimately end up in jail taking it up the netherlands by some guy named Snookie.

    I digress, am I actually commenting on something or revealing a felony weakness?
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    09/18/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    Part of the worst Denny's Grand Slam ever.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?

    I prefer to think of those dicks as yam dicks.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hey, What's Jeffrey Epstein's Penis Shaped Like, Anyway?
    Am I the only one whose thought throughout this was "You schmuck, you couldn't put on a suit and a necktie?"
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