The People's Princess Jenna Bush Is Having a Baby, Too

Fucking suck it, England. America is having its own baby now, with no help from anyone. Jenna Bush Hager confirmed the news by making awkward jokes about her pregnancy on the Today Show – the American equivalent of sending out a formal announcement from Buckingham Palace—this morning.
Jenna Bush Hager Has a New Job: Today Show Correspondent
Jenna Bush Hager, daughter of former President George W. Bush and current Today Show correspondent, reported on her visit to Yellowstone. Like her old man, she spends much of the segment speaking in poorly constructed sentences and acting bizarrely.
