• Jack Nicholson has to continually drink water in order to swallow anything, because his salivary glands have stopped working. [Page Six] More »
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    Comment by AnnasFatAssistant: Its okay Jack. Once I smoked so much pot that I thought I swallowed my tongue. more » | Other threads

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    Is Jenna Bush The New James Frey?

    So galleys of First Daughter Jenna Bush's debut, Ana's Story: a Journey of Hope are floating around town, and all over town, people are dropping them in shock. Seems the book is not only "sexually frank" ("Whether or not you choose to wait until you're married or older to become sexually active, give yourself as much time as you need to make a well-thought-out and mature decision"), it's also... well-written? Maybe way too well-written? More »
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    Comment by 102415: Tedsez you have made my weekend tolerable. BTW all,Barbara is not actually smarter than Jenna she just took up some legacy... more » | Other threads

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    Dave Eggers Is Jenna Bush, So Goodbye

    Jenna Bush made an appearance at the Javits Center BookExpo yesterday, pressing the flesh and fleshing the press in advance of her debut book, "Ana's Story: A Journey of Hope." According the Daily News, "Ana's Story" will be a work of non-fiction based on Jenna's experiences working for UNICEF, and the main storyline will follow a young Panamian girl with AIDS. The Post notes that the book will be written "in novel style." Dave Eggers, meanwhile, author of "What Is the What," appears in the "Summer Reading" rec-fest in this week's New York Times Book Review, spiritedly telling everyone to read John Prendergast and Don Cheadle's "Not on Our Watch," "a guide to effecting change—in East Africa or anywhere—through grass-roots vigor and vigilance." We're not saying, we're just saying. And having just said that, we sadly draw the curtains, temporarily or even permanently, on the great misguided and totally awesome Gawker Weekend experiment. It's because we got real jobs! Thank you for reading, everyone; go outside this summer!
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    Comment by lovelyday: $700 an hour for PR? I guess with all the work this guy has to do, the Hiltons needed... more » | Other threads

  • remainders
  • Jenna Bush decides to let the world know how to save the children. [USA Today] More »
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    Comment by Seeräuber Jenny: Even a minutiae maven like myself (and I believe that "minutiae" is the only correct plural), can't get too worked... more » | Other threads

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  • You can't keep a good graffiti artist down. [Razor Apple] More »
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    Comment by MollyMollyMolly: John Elvis, what does "bang out" mean exactly? I am assuming it is sex-related, but for all I know... more » | Other threads

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    Gossip Roundup: Colin Farrell Finally Hits Rehab

    • Irish slutbunny Colin Farrell checks into rehab for "exhaustion" and an addiction to prescription painkillers. The pills were reportedly prescribed to him after he threw out his back, presumably from humping every chica in Miami. [Page Six] More »
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    Comment by the earl grey: naughty Interpol more » | Other threads

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    Gossip Roundup: Try to Feel Sorry for Jenna Bush

    • First twin Jenna Bush loses her wallet, complete with a shitload of cash, at Lower East Side hipster den Happy Endings. Apparently the innocent girl was merely fleeing someone's greasy advances. The poor thing just can't have a peaceful night hanging out by the venue's bathrooms, can she? [Page Six] More »
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    Comment by mickeyitaliano: Maybe Heather just came out of her coma and realized she's married to a guy in fucking Bon Jovi. more » | Other threads

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    "Chandarella of Harlem" by Jenna Bush

    Below is an excerpt from a piece First Twin Jenna Bush wrote for a class at the UTexas: "Once upon a time in the outskirts of Harlem lived a young woman named Chanderalla. Chanderalla was very beautiful. She had dark skin and hazel eyes and black long hair. But, it was the love that radiated through her that made her so extraordinary. Chanderalla had lived an unusually hard life. Her precious mother who had taught her to read and write died when she was only eleven. She and her father lived alone in their apartment for several years until her father told her he was looking for a new wife. He said, 'Chanderalla I loved your Mama. But a man gets lonely without a woman to love.'" More »
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