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Perhaps Not
06/19/09

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Having met (and quite liked) Brian Williams, I call steaming piles of News Corp bullshit on the NBC item. Page Six always talks smack about Fox Noise competitors, and it's almost never true.
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Perhaps Not
06/19/09

@Perhaps Not: Also, Megyn Kelly is a full-time anchor, and she clearly doesn't do anything except look cute for the camera.
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limber
06/19/09

@Perhaps Not: Yeah, I don't think this is about Brian making the request, I think it's about the producers doing some shuffling for a prettier shot.

I've never met Brian, but the people I know who have think he's lovely. Like, glowing reviews from relatively unimpressable people. He's just a nice guy.
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FormerEnglishMajor
06/19/09

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Wasn't there a blind item about a woman who didn't like her husband getting massages with a guy buddy...Jen G?

They've been friends a long time. Recently worked together. Both family men now supposedly settled down. But not quite. Several times a week, very late at night, they'd call up for room service together. Oh no, not for food, but for a certain kind of massage. Like…together. They'd get off on it together. Literally. Apparently they've been doing this for years. It's how they bond. Some dudes like beer. These dudes like the hand and mouth special. Lately it hasn't happened often enough - schedules, kids, etc. Needless to say, when the opportunity presented itself, they made up for lost time. Problem: one of the wives found out. Is now threatening to tell the other. Almost like blackmail. She wants them to stop hanging out AND she wants the friend to find her husband a replacement gig to make up for the one he'll lose if she makes him pull out of their next collaboration. Hollywood wives can wheel and deal, see? But she's been placated before. He's waiting for the rage to go down, and then he'll buy her off again. A break from the bro massage until then.
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Awesome X
06/19/09

@FormerEnglishMajor:Oh, how funny. And, ew. Kevin Smith?
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Tardy
06/19/09

@FormerEnglishMajor: The 'I'm gonna kick your ass' comment Smith mentioned at Carnegie Hall happened on the old Jon Favreau show 'Dinner for Five' when Affleck and Garner were guests and not even dating yet.

@ around 7 min.

Holy crap, I need to get out more.
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Wendy_Kroy
06/19/09

@Tardy: Oh, I loved that show! My favorite one was with David Milch telling the story about having a heart attack while fighting with David Caruso on the set of NYPD Blue, and pretending it wasn't happening because he didn't want Caruso to think he'd gotten to him.
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onydchic
06/19/09

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Usually I'd be very unsympathetic, but i Love Leighton. This sucks.

But seriously... people. If you're going to pursue an acting career dont screw on bloody camera. Ugh.
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Bob Wiley
06/19/09

@onydchic: Unless it's for a movie with a British director, in which case, you are now totes a serious actor.
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Blue Plate Special
06/19/09

@onydchic: I love Leighton as well and feel bad for her on that end, but I wonder if at some point the sex tapes are going to cease to be a big deal, given that everybody and their grandma seems to have one.
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The Lone Scout
06/19/09

@Blue Plate Special: Wow, I really don't want to see anyone with their grandma.
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CaptainFantastic
06/19/09

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Hey Chelsea club owner, a $100,000 saved is a $100,000 earned.

(Nobody likes optimism.)
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electriklights
06/19/09

@CaptainFantastic:

Precisely.
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Steverino Begins
06/19/09

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How old is Leighton Meester anyway? You'd think a several-years-old tape of her involving nudity would be a video of her birth.
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JAH
06/19/09

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Saw Ronaldo once in a hotel in Lisbon.

He's gotta lay off the fake tan.

And Kristen Bell is hot....
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katekate is squared
06/19/09

@JAH: You, uh, do realize he's from Portugal, right?
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FaceMelter
06/19/09

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If I had a dollar for every time someone claimed to be shopping a supposed sex tape of a supposed celebrity I would be a very rich man.
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BookishLookish
06/19/09

@FaceMelter:

I don't get the appeal anyway. I really don't want to see a sex tape with a celebrity unless I'm in it too.

Everyone has sex, has weird fetishes, or should. Big whoop.

"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses."

--Sir Edwin
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ms.conniving
06/19/09

@BookishLookish: But what if your fetish is to do it in the street, with the horses?
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BookishLookish
06/19/09

@ms.conniving: Join the circus?
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ms.conniving
06/19/09

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You know, I never knew what to think of Leighton Meester. But nothing says kinky slut like "foot job".
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BookishLookish
06/19/09

@ms.conniving: And I have never met a man who favors this particular treatment who did not want to document the act in full. Either upfront or with hidden cameras.
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CaptainFantastic
06/19/09

@BookishLookish: If one can do more with the feet that the hands, then it should be documented. Like that documentary I saw in second grade about the woman with no arms who fixed sandwiches, held and dialed a phone, and made her bed with her feet.
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BookishLookish
06/19/09

@CaptainFantastic: Oh my, yes, expository foot job videos to teach the young girls of America. It's some tricky shit, after all.
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BaconCat
06/19/09

@BookishLookish: She should be rewarded for engaging in what is at the very most 'mild kink', in my opinion. I mean, not all celebrity sex tapes can be the stefan postma pegging tape (he was a celebrity in Europe) but god, most of them are so boring. Sometimes, in some ways, I do not want to think 'Celebrities, they're just like me!'.
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BookishLookish
06/19/09

@BaconCat: Did you just tell everyone that you're a big perv, or the opposite?
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ms.conniving
06/19/09

@BookishLookish: I choose to read that message as "I'm a big perv". And I like BaconCat a little more because of it.
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BaconCat
06/19/09

@ms.conniving: I am a big perv. This is new york. Everything is slightly off-kilter. A little 'kink' puts it back in alignment.
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ms.conniving
06/19/09

@BaconCat: If I could just blame my kink on the city that I live in, it would make conversations with my future partners much less awkward.
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BaconCat
06/19/09

@ms.conniving: Ms., you don't need to explain anything. You know what the #2 selling sex toy is in the midwest(right behind the vibrator)? The strap-on. Everybody has kinks.
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FracturedAcetabulum
06/19/09

@CaptainFantastic: Bonnie Consolo. A true midwestern gem.

I saw the vid in elementary school as well.

"I wash my feet more than most people wash their hands."
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