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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    re: heather locklear. OH BOO HOO HOO. Those no-names on that show should be groveling at Locklear's feet for merely showing up and keeping them employed. And I say this as a complete fan of the new series.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    I have heard from a couple on-set sources that Kellan Lutz is a major douche. Shocking, I know!
    As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
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    11/18/09

    @secretagentman: I heard on her first day on set she made the entire cast and crew watch as she bit off Ashleeeeeeee Simpson's big toe and then spit it right into her twitty, lip-synching mouth.
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    Image of Astroblack Astroblack
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    Think of the marketing potential Carrie. You could start your own line of Christian pornography. Except of course you can't promote it as porn. Instead, sell it as "marital aids" for traditional married couples looking to glorify the Lord by stimulating their healthy heterosexual sex lives. Voila, problem solved.
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    11/18/09

    @Astroblack: You should get your ass to the patent office with this, like, now.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    Just this past weekend, my fortune cookie had this to say: "When Shauna Sand offers career advice, take it."
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Jonny The Kid Returns Money That Col. Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill-Do Hair
    He's getting fat. Maybe a Playgirl contract like Levi's will get him to the gym. #jongosselin
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    10/24/09

    @BooWahBabe: Well, no one actually wants to see this cretin naked for one thing.

    Also, I was wondering how someone who apparently does a lot of coke manages to pile-on the pounds so easily and then I remembered that booze is the great equalizer in that regard. #jongosselin
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jonny The Kid Returns Money That Col. Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill-Do Hair
    Sorry but that NYDN Gosselin article is full of misinformation. There are so many inaccuracies that a comment debunking them would be at least as long as the original article.

    You can't go by mainstream reporting on this one...

    Jon is the better of the two parents. He's also, unfortunately for him AND the kids, the worst when it comes to handling the media. And since he doesn't have TLC backing him with handlers and PR spin like the hair-wedge does, he will continue to make a terrible impression on people.

    The sad truth though is that he's the only one who cares about the kids for more than the money they can earn him.

    Unlike the dorian-gray like figure they call mom. #jongosselin
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    10/24/09

    @themediatrix: Righto! and Hearted! You have stated perfectly what I try to explain to people but then just stop because it's too tiring. #jongosselin
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Jonny The Kid Returns Money That Col. Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill-Do Hair

    Kanye has gotten a blond dyke to do just about anything for him. Amber Rose was a lesbian in a relationship for years with some chick that got the boot when a hotter stud-Kanye- came along. There are hundred of pics f them together out there with Amber going though several hairstyles and fashion tastes . i only know how to put up one pic #jongosselin
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Jonny The Kid Returns Money That Col. Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill-Do Hair
    I like this jam. I'm chair dancing right now. #chairdancing #jongosselin
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/24/09

    @narnio: Is it on casters? #jongosselin
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jonny The Kid Returns Money That Col. Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill-Do Hair
    Does Jon have Down's Syndrome?

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.     #jongosselin
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    Image of jenifa0jenny jenifa0jenny
    10/24/09

    @miss_msry: No, he doesn't. But I have to admit that once when flipping channels, I happened upon this show and wondered what were the odds that a family would produce 8 kids with Down's Syndrome. No lie. My friend had to explain Jon's lineage to me. She also had to explain to me that Ruby is Max's sister and not his exasperated single mother struggling to make ends meet. (noggin)

    Observation: Fail #jongosselin
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    10/25/09

    @jenifa0jenny:

    Max and Ruby are real to me. The Goslins: Fail. #jongosselin
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jonny The Kid Returns Money That Col. Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill-Do Hair
    I don't think it's fair to call Jon a "man" if you call, in the same sentence, Kate a "wench". Maybe turd nugget? Schmo? Bastard? #jongosselin
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    Image of lakk lakk
    10/24/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Assgoblin? #jongosselin
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    Image of karion karion
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jonny The Kid Returns Money That Col. Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill-Do Hair
    V. nervous about the butchiness of this kickass post. #jongosselin
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Jonny The Kid Returns Money That Col. Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill-Do Hair
    I'm not the sort to begrudge anyone their fame. I dont even mind Julia Allison, but this fucking Gosselin guy...........
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    10/24/09

    @will58brennan: Oh. My. God.

    Can you say "dream team?" #jongosselin
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    Image of Cynical Media Bitch Cynical Media Bitch
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jonny The Kid Returns Money That Col. Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill-Do Hair
    OK, Foster, I'll set it up for you: Lord Louis Mountbatten, a cousin of King George VI and the uncle of Prince Philip, was sent to India as Viceroy to pave the way for independence. Jawaharlal Nehru was the leader of the Congress party, and as you surmised, a George Washington figure without the military record. Lady Mountbatten, who was comfortably wealthy, rather opinionated, and in the habit of taking up with men other than her husband, was said to have had an affair with Nehru.

    When this personal angle is cast against the backdrop of the partition of Britain's Indian empire into India and Pakistan, it makes a compelling story. Unless, of course, one prefers facts, in which case the plot of Atonement makes Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor look like a documentary.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/24/09

    @Cynical Media Bitch: Wait, Pearl Harbor isn't a documentary?!!? Who is this "Ben Affleck" person? #jongosselin
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    10/24/09

    @Foster Kamer: He's the modern-day Glenn Langan. #jongosselin
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Jonny The Kid Returns Money That Col. Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill-Do Hair
    My God, that picture. I wouldsay, "I hope those kids take after their mom," but, well, you know. #jongosselin
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Jonny The Kid Returns Money That Col. Kate-Hate Will Spend On Her Roadkill-Do Hair
    I'm no Philip-Michael Thomas but good lord Lamar Odom is a weird looking guy. Khloe's weird looking too, they are even more funny looking together. #jongosselin
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