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Jenny Mccarthy
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stalker
Stalk of the Town: The Devil and Ms. McCarthy
The time: 1 p.m.The date: September 11.
The place: Bergdorf's.
Sighted: "Jenny McCarthy, 5th floor of Bergdorf's with an entourage of 2, wearing a plaid coat and sky high heels and hair, on her cell, saying 'better than the $20 million that Ryan Seacrest is going to pay me?'." More »
gossip
Gossip Roundup: Shut Up, Your Mom Loves Carly Simon Too
• Butterscotch Stallion shuns 2-dimensional image of Kate Hudson. Still probably sleeping with real Kate Hudson. [US Weekly]• Jenny McCarthy still exists? [Cindy Adams]
• Tom Cruise wins award for being kind of an asshole. In other news, Tom Cruise finally gets something the old fashioned way, by earning it. [Salon]
• Carly Simon gets spanked before every show. We refrain from making jokes in honor of our mother's love for Carly Simon. [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
• Former
• Cindy Adams to shit in woods. [Cindy Adams]
• Television industry masturbates, cums on its own face. [TMZ]






