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    Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities

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    "Just the tip, just to see how it feels."
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    i do believe the "ultimate line" is the infamous Carolina Mudcat.
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    07/01/09

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    If "cross the line" means penetration, then it's worth saying that Bill Clinton--whom Sanford strenuously denounced and called on to resign--did not "cross the line" with Monica Lewinsky. (I'm sure he crossed the line with scores of others, but not in the Oval Office.) This is a hypocrite of hippopotamic proportions.
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    @Edward Lionheart: I just wish you had thrown the word "Potomac" in there somewhere.
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    So, if crossing the line doesn't include blowjobs or sticking a cigar into an intern's naughty bits, that means Clinton is in the clear and the Starr Report really WAS a waste of time!
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    @Juancho:


    All these heteronormative, patriarchal motherfuckers need to own their Victorian-era double talk: If sex is defined as the placement of the male member inside the female, then anything else is clearly "not sex." Except when it involves their wives? Make up your minds already.

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    You have to read this very literally because that's how these kind of guys order the universe--around the insertion of their penis into a vagina that results in their having an orgasm. Everything else leading up to is the "before" the line.


    Sadly, I am not reading much titillating perversion from the good governor, more like copious weeping and quoting of Matthew after the deed. Snore.

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    @BookishLookish: if he doesn't give me some good Jimmy Swaggart-style "I have sinned" speeches, I'm not interested.
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    @Juancho: Good theater.
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    "...real estate brokers, as you probably know, are notorious for pleasuring themselves in the properties they're showing when no one else is around."


    Now I can never move. (Is the above really true?)

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    @CaptainFantastic: Yes, I have heard tell of it. I have found men really like sex in an empty house. I think they believe it makes their cocks look huge.
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    @BookishLookish:


    See, now I would have figured what with all that space, it would make their cocks look smaller...

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    @BabyJewn: It's like a performer on a big stage, all eyes go there.
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    If you look at the WaPo this morning, all the Republicans in SC are scared to death to let Lt. Gov. Andre become governor. And Andre is a bachelor so the rumor mills are running red hot right now about what "line" he crosses. This is so much fun and quite educational.
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    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    I read "crossing the line" to mean "falling in love" . . . . sex to republicans, in any form, is not a line or something one crosses. Sanford wears his needy little heart on his sleeve.


    He uses euphemisms like "spark" and "crossing the line" because he can't say the word "love" without crying.


    He reminds me of Tammy Faye.

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    @skoorey: I read it the same way.
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    Is it wrong that I'm picturing copious amounts of fisting?
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    @badasscat: Making me imagine him doing anything sexual is very wrong.
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