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    Jenny Sanford's Six-Step Guide to Capitalizing on Disgraced Politican Pussyhound Husbands

    Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities

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    06:36 PM

    In reply to Jenny Sanford's Six-Step Guide to Capitalizing on Disgraced Politican Pussyhound Husbands
    Jacqueline Kennedy's omerta seems classier every year.
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    06:13 PM

    In reply to Jenny Sanford's Six-Step Guide to Capitalizing on Disgraced Politican Pussyhound Husbands
    You forgot the Empowering Singalong... female independence is never attained without an Empowering Singalong.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    06:10 PM

    In reply to Jenny Sanford's Six-Step Guide to Capitalizing on Disgraced Politican Pussyhound Husbands
    Devil's Advocate: Is it better or worse (for his wife or in the general concept) that Gov. Sanford 'fell in love' with another woman instead of just hooking up with the random skanky 'ho' like politicians usually do?
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06:25 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Well, if the ex-wife of the ex-Governor of New Jersey is anything to by, either of those options is better than having said husband cheat with a man.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    07:15 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Don't waste any sympathy on Sanford, he's a class A dick. I seriously wanted to take a nine iron to his SUV when he said he wouldn't be extending unemployment benefits for South Carolinians, but he would instead be praying for the unemployed. He doesn't realize we can't all marry Skil Saw heiresses. The good news is the Republicans here are now in a bit of a pickle - the Lt. Gov apparently is a closeted big Mary, so they are left with replacing an unethical, lawbreaking, adulterer with a homosexual, or just leaving the adulterer in office. I know what you're thinking "aren't closeted homosexuals and Christian adulterers the base of the Republican party?" Well, yes, but they're not supposed to be so goddamned blatant about it.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    07:22 PM

    @ParahSalin: Whew. Such a small state for all that drama! Actually, I wasn't sympathizing with Sanford at all, it was more a sociological query.
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    07:41 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: You know your state is the laughing stock of the nation when Jon Stewart thanks you for producing such comedic gold. At the same time Sanford was bawling like a lovesick 15 year old girl, we had a guy get arrested for screwing a horse...for the second time!!!!!! I always picture the horse looking over it's shoulder and going "Jesus, not you again." I guess he really was in love with her. I mean the guy with the horse, of course, not Sanford.
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    07:48 PM

    @ParahSalin: You and Jersey are running neck and neck.

    P.S. - This song is for you.
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    07:56 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: HEARTED!
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    08:03 PM

    @ParahSalin: :-) ditto!
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    06:09 PM

    In reply to Jenny Sanford's Six-Step Guide to Capitalizing on Disgraced Politican Pussyhound Husbands
    I hope Elin Woods is reading this post.
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    08/17/09

    In reply to Sad Jenny Sanford Wishes She Also Had an Argentinian Pen Pal to Nail
    Also, Cuckqueaned, CajunBoy?
    Thanks for shaking the cobwebs off of this very apt word.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    08/17/09

    In reply to Sad Jenny Sanford Wishes She Also Had an Argentinian Pen Pal to Nail
    So, Gawker commenters have sexy time. Orly? Bring a whole new meaning to the PM system.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    08/17/09

    In reply to Sad Jenny Sanford Wishes She Also Had an Argentinian Pen Pal to Nail
    Hi Jenny, call me. I don't even own a car, so that should make me infinitely better as a person than that Honda-driving husband of yours.
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    08/17/09

    In reply to Sad Jenny Sanford Wishes She Also Had an Argentinian Pen Pal to Nail
    You'd need a crow bar to pry open those legs first.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    08/17/09

    In reply to Sad Jenny Sanford Wishes She Also Had an Argentinian Pen Pal to Nail
    Come to me, Jenny. I will take you to places you have never seen. Dirty, filthy places. We could hack our way through our own Appalachian Trail. I'll bring the Mountain Dew.
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    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    j-e-l-l-o
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    "Just the tip, just to see how it feels."
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    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    i do believe the "ultimate line" is the infamous Carolina Mudcat.
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    Image of Edward Lionheart Edward Lionheart
    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    If "cross the line" means penetration, then it's worth saying that Bill Clinton--whom Sanford strenuously denounced and called on to resign--did not "cross the line" with Monica Lewinsky. (I'm sure he crossed the line with scores of others, but not in the Oval Office.) This is a hypocrite of hippopotamic proportions.
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    07/01/09

    @Edward Lionheart: I just wish you had thrown the word "Potomac" in there somewhere.
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    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    So, if crossing the line doesn't include blowjobs or sticking a cigar into an intern's naughty bits, that means Clinton is in the clear and the Starr Report really WAS a waste of time!
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    07/01/09

    @Juancho:


    All these heteronormative, patriarchal motherfuckers need to own their Victorian-era double talk: If sex is defined as the placement of the male member inside the female, then anything else is clearly "not sex." Except when it involves their wives? Make up your minds already.

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    07/01/09

    In reply to Let Us Speculate Recklessly About Mark Sanford's Extramarital Proclivities
    You have to read this very literally because that's how these kind of guys order the universe--around the insertion of their penis into a vagina that results in their having an orgasm. Everything else leading up to is the "before" the line.


    Sadly, I am not reading much titillating perversion from the good governor, more like copious weeping and quoting of Matthew after the deed. Snore.

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    07/01/09

    @BookishLookish: if he doesn't give me some good Jimmy Swaggart-style "I have sinned" speeches, I'm not interested.
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    07/01/09

    @Juancho: Good theater.
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