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    Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC

    Jersey City Not So Cool After All
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    What a photo. That's his, "Let's drink Bud Light and piss on our constituents!" face. His friends know it well
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    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    He will be elected to national office, he will usurp unchecked power and he will be known as The Great Micturator.
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    Image of LeftCoastLady LeftCoastLady
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    Eww, eww, eww! Not that I condone violence, but this would probably be one of those times where if someone told me after pissing, Lipski was tackled by Josh (that big guy at the club) and hung from the balcony so the audience below could toss bottles at him, I'd have no problem.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/08

    @LeftCoastLady: Ironically, if someone had tried this at a Jersey club, that's exactly what would have happened to him.
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    Looking at this guy's picture...uh...are we sure this he wasn't in at least one Police Academy movie?
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    Image of theysaidwhat theysaidwhat
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    More evidence why voting for the person you'd most like to have a beer with is a bad plan.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    Well, it's not totally his fault: Lipski was not only under the influence of alcohol when he made the poor choice of peeing on the good people at the 9:30, he had recently taken up a new reading program for self-improvement. Two he read on the train ride down:


    Thirty Yards to the Outhouse by Will E. Makit

    The Yellow River by I.P. Freehly

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    11/10/08

    @BookishLookish: Too bad his poor choices in reading material are now causing him to flush his career away.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    He mistakenly thought this was a Butthole Surfers tribute band.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    11/10/08

    @Lizawithazee: Yes! Hahaha.


    After pissing, he pulled his pants the rest of the way down and bent over. But right as he shouted, "TA-DA!" security tackled him.


    Brown Star Orchestra.

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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    I've been to quite a few 9:30 Club concerts over the years and I can say with certainty that the architects who designed the space wanted to maximize both sight lines and golden shower hang time.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    Way to represent the Dirty Jerze! Wooh!


    I think 970-PEEE is poised for a comeback, Steve. Good money, no conflict of interest. Go for it!

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    Image of SeaBassTian SeaBassTian
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    Say what you will about our city council members, but I don't believe they have ever "popped a squat" in public. But that term limit vote comes close!
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    If Lipski had been a Republican, I have the feeling his party affiliation would have been in the first line of your post and we would have been subjected to yet another partisan tirade. But Lipski's a Democrat so it's just ha ha, look at the funny douchebag.


    Actually, I'm surprised he peed. The Grateful Dead usually make me hurl.

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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    11/10/08

    @Kid_Twist: Ahahaha! And not in the way you intended. At all.
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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    Well, as a politician, at least he's transparent about peeing on the people...
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    Ah, another fine example of Joisy politics! Still, peeing in public is nothing new to anyone from Joisy... it's kind of a public policy, a right we fought for in the Revolution, and no one, not even a club in D.C., is gonna take that away from us!!!
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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    11/10/08

    @NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...: Hah! This kind of news is very gratifying to me, because I am not the only drunk screw-up around.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    11/10/08

    @bigleggedwoman: Drunk? Who said anything about being drunk? We do it stone-cold sober! Anytime, day or night, somewhere in Joisy, there are people peein' in public, upholding our traditions as only The Soprano State can!
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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    11/10/08

    @NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...: I am totally on the next flight over there then.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    11/10/08

    In reply to Hero Jersey Pol Pisses Off DC
    Golden Penischute?
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