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Fri Nov 27
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    Image of Smackdown Smackdown
    11/12/09

    In reply to New Photos Reveal 'Mark Zuckerberg' Wore Nothing But Gray Hoodies
    Timely joke about Unabomber. #thesocialnetwork
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    Image of ngonzogo ngonzogo
    11/04/09

    In reply to First Shots from the Facebook Movie
    ...because "The Bill Gates Story" was too racy. #facebook
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/04/09

    In reply to First Shots from the Facebook Movie
    Wow, this whole internet "thang" sure makes for one hell of a sexy movie! #facebook
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    10/21/09

    In reply to Facebook, as Cast by Hollywood
    How the hell are they even going to make a Facebook movie even remotely interesting? Are we going to have to sit and watch people decide whether or not to friend each other? Will Justin change his status to "In a relationship" or will it just stay as "It's complicated"?

    WOW BLOCKBUSTER IN THE MAKING. #facebook
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    Image of Accidental Billionaire Accidental Billionaire
    10/21/09

    @applejuice: It's going to be immature comedy with corny "inside jokes" directed toward facebook users.

    I'd compare this film to something like "Date movie" or "American Pie 3". You'll find it in the bottom of the bargain bin at Target. #facebook
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    10/20/09

    In reply to Facebook, as Cast by Hollywood
    I think I'll hold out for the inevitable sequel--Facebook 2: FarmVille #facebook
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/21/09

    @DahlELama: and, inevitably -- Facebook 3: Mafia Wars #facebook
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    10/21/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Yeah, but if Sofia Coppola's directing that one, I'll pass. I've learned my lesson. #facebook
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    Image of Xander Xander
    10/21/09

    @Conchie Birdie: "POKE"
    "This time, it's personal" #facebook
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    Image of Peter Feld Peter Feld
    10/20/09

    In reply to Facebook, as Cast by Hollywood
    "You've Got Spam" #facebook
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/20/09

    In reply to Facebook, as Cast by Hollywood
    Seriously, though, most people look hotter than these stars in their Facebook pix. EVERYONE knows how to make the most of their 15 minutes now, even if it's just on Facebook. #facebook
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    Image of bythesidewalk bythesidewalk
    10/20/09

    In reply to Facebook, as Cast by Hollywood
    Facebook has taken over much of my life, but I'll never be so involved that I'll see a movie.

    Except... Justin. #facebook
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10/20/09

    In reply to Facebook, as Cast by Hollywood
    "...and Max Minghella as Ashton Kutcher!" #facebook
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    Image of Penscribe Penscribe
    10/20/09

    In reply to Facebook, as Cast by Hollywood
    Wow. No Asians, blacks or hispanics working at Facebook? #facebook
     Reply
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    10/20/09

    @Penscribe: Nah. They all work at Racebook, the social networking site that divides your friends by their race and ethnicity. #facebook
     Reply
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    10/20/09

    In reply to Facebook, as Cast by Hollywood
    I don't care who Josh Pence is playing, as long as he's in very little clothing. #facebook
     Reply
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    10/20/09

    In reply to Facebook, as Cast by Hollywood

    ...and Fyvush Finkel as the stodgy Jewish grandpa who bewilderly asks "You can make all that money with ca'putas??" *shakes head* #facebook
     Reply
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    09/24/09

    In reply to Justin Timberlake Officially Joins Facebook...The Movie
    Anyone who doesn't think JT can act has obviously not seen Alpha Dog.

    P.S. All I want to know about this movie is, who's playing the Winklevosses?
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/24/09

    In reply to Justin Timberlake Officially Joins Facebook...The Movie
    Still not gonna friend him. Sorry, JT, I have, what some call, 'standards'.
     Reply
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/24/09

    In reply to Justin Timberlake Officially Joins Facebook...The Movie
    Well, it's suitable, since "Dick in a Box" describes not only my experience with most applications, comments, status updates and people on Facebook, and in fact with Facebook itself when you pull back and stare at your whole computer screen...
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    09/24/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: that was poetic and perfect. nothing more to say.
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