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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    "Whoooa.... Um, where'd the bar go?"
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    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    Popeye comes out as gay lumberjack: "I y'am what I y'am
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    Image of Understater Understater
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    "Funny, I never seem them fing."
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    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    Topless Invisible Woman Life of Party.
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    Image of PimpMyCouch PimpMyCouch
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    Actor Performs Interpretative Dance to Hall and Oates' I Can't Go For That
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    12/04/08

    @PimpMyCouch: I love this!
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    12/04/08

    @PimpMyCouch: I soooo have that song stuck in my head now.

    No can do.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    Fending off thousands of lilliputian devils with a half-hearted elvis.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    John Tucker, Most High
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    "...Puttin' on the Ritz!"
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    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    Rodney Gayngerfield.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    12/04/08

    @contradicto: Heh.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    Oh, Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald. Lo, how the mighty have fallen.


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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    "And here comes the part where someone knocks me out."
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    Rex Reed Never Looked So Cute, Young or Straight.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    [sing it:]


    "Five.

    Five dollar.

    Five dollar douche-bag."


    (Ok. Had to do that. Couldn't resist. But nobody saw me, I was never here.)

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    Image of Political Party Girl Political Party Girl
    12/04/08

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    Drunk lumberjack offers free breast exam to imaginary girlfriend.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    12/04/08

    In reply to Jesse Metcalfe Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is
    Le.. Le.. Lemme show you my Elvis impression..
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