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    The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?

    Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral

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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    I still don't understand how the Meet the Fockers franchise does so well and/or why so many people think the movie are hilarious... maybe they'll finally come to their senses after watching Jessica.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    — shit, we don't even know how to describe her-
    I believe the phrase you are searching for is "professional hemmorhoid".
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    Before the game, a blog post on the mag's Web site said: "We will be Live-Tweetin' the game and possibly stalking Emma Watson, so keep your eyes peeled for that, too!" A succession of tweets posted on the Voice's Twitter account during the game followed, including, "Let's go Hermione! Lolz," a reference to Watson's character in "Harry Potter." It went on, "In enemy territory. Lookin for a certain witch," and, "WATSON FOUND. i repeat WATSON FOUND."

    Not exactly stuff that the old National Lampoon gang would be proud of...I guess this explains why SNL has stopped being reliably funny for an entire generation. If Harvard can't even muster up a decent crop of comedy writers anymore, why bother keeping the doors open?
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    The Edwards thing is probably speculation and a bit of wishful thinking for all of us. Elizabeth is no pushover, so I'm just content to know that his testicles are likely in a jar sitting on the living room mantle.
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    Image of Swordfish Swordfish
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    1. And Madame Edwards wants to unload all the dirty secrets to the world now because? She'll get the money, she'll get the house, she'll get the kids. As she keeps telling us, she's in stage four cancer. She wants leave the kids scarred? Not buying it.2. That Kate H. pregnancy thing: wasn't that a blind item this week? Something about being "late" (rhymes with Kate) but the celebrity beau isn't the father?3. That Dillon item sounds like a blind item from a week or so ago too.4. Palin: Dear god...
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    10/01/09

    @Swordfish: Yeah, but maybe Mdme Edwards is willing to go out in a final blaze of spite. I mean, this is hardly the first installment in the shame-the-hubby series. The book alone will make some therapist very very wealthy. So why not take her ken-doll husband's good name to the grave with her? If he ever had one, that is.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/01/09

    @Hydroceph: This is most likely a bargaining chip to get more than she would normally be entitled to of her husband's wealth (for her kids, of course). She gets the money, and he gets her to sign a confidentiality agreement.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    There will come a day when "Palin" will become synonymous with brazen begging with your palm outstretched.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    10/01/09

    @PaisleyPajamas:
    I thought that Palin was already synonymous with Grifter.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/01/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: Palin is a verb--you're "Palin" when you start talking and keep on going, even though you completely forgot what your point was to begin with.
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    Image of SahibaNumsane SahibaNumsane
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    emma watson goes to brown, not harvard
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    10/01/09

    @SahibaNumsane: She was in Cambridge for the Harvard-Brown football game. RTFA.
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    Image of meechybee meechybee
    10/01/09

    @SahibaNumsane: Yes, but the douchery continues there, too.

    The nasty comments on the Daily Mail blog about Brown were just crazy — portraying Brown as a community college and Providence as a slum. As if she would have heaps of privacy at Oxford or Cambridge with the British tabloids on her every move.
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    Image of A Pimp Named DaveR A Pimp Named DaveR
    10/01/09

    @meechybee: I didn't know that so many Brits had actually been to Providence....
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    Image of meechybee meechybee
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    Dear Madonna, I can help with that...
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    Image of mladen mladen
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    A Thursday roundup without a Mackenzie item is like getting UPS instead of FedEx. Or something like that.

    What I'm thinking about is the upcoming Family Guy episode where Stewie rebuilds his alternate-worlds machine and he and Brian wind up in front of the White House, where the Edwardses are staging a photo op (no Twitterop - in this universe Friendster came up with the Twitter concept first and destroyed Facebook) with Michael Jackson.

    A universe in which, um, Patricia Clarkson (or Andie Macdowell?) is the Markie Post of the Edwards WH.

    (Is that an obscure ref? Get Andrew Young to explain it. A guy who knows about Ted's trouble with bodyguards knows a lot.)
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    08/04/09

    In reply to Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
    Ryan needs to don sackcloth and ashes and disappear forever into the wilderness.
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    Image of LittleSecrets LittleSecrets
    08/03/09

    In reply to Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
    That second item confused me until I realized you were talking about my dear friend WILLIAM Joel. I'm terribly sad to hear that he's upset, but he should know that Europeans are, in fact, far superior to Americans. Now, if you'll please excuse me, I have a chicken to cook.
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    Swifter promoted this comment LittleSecrets was starred LittleSecrets was unstarred
    Image of Swifter Swifter
    08/03/09

    @LittleSecrets: The graveyards of Europe are littered with the bodies of those who thought Europeans are superior to Americans.

    Truth is, most of the Europeans with the desire and talent to make a better world for themselves and their children are Americans now.
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    Image of LittleSecrets LittleSecrets
    08/03/09

    @Swifter: I was making fun of Gwyneth Paltrow, but apparently I struck a nerve. For the record, I'm not one to posit any kind of ethnic supremacy, and even if I were, I doubt I'd do it in the comments of a gossip round-up.

    (Apologies for the double post, above.)
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    08/04/09

    @LittleSecrets: No worries.
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/03/09

    In reply to Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
    Thanks to Ryan O'Neal, we won't have to wait 40 years to see how things turned out on the Jon and Kate + 8 reunion show.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/11/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton's Tainted Goods Are Back on the Market
    It is all about Team Nips today. Body by Victoria IPEX bra ("for maximum nipple coverage"), your days are numbered! Nurse, bring the oxygen!
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/11/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton's Tainted Goods Are Back on the Market
    Poor Paris. Hopefully, Burkle and Augie Busch III are can comfort her in this time of need. I suggest Burkle fly her to Vegas for one of those famous get-togethers. You know, the ones where Burkle hires the hookers and Paris to put on a sex show. Then, when things really get hot, they wheel out Augie -- who then proceeds to put his eggs in Paris' salad.


    That should cheer up Paris.

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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/11/09

    @resipsaloquacious:


    Strike the "are" or don't... whatever.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/11/09

    @resipsaloquacious: He comes with all that plus self-editing, girls. Oh, resipsa, you are a dream come true.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/11/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Let's paint a picture, shall we?


    "[grunt] I'm going to put my eggs in your salad. [grunt]"

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/11/09

    @CaptainFantastic: *sob* Ugh, that is a total sahara maker! From CapFan? Now I am going to open my veins with a dull saw.
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    Image of dado dado
    06/11/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton's Tainted Goods Are Back on the Market
    Nipples. Why do men have them?
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/11/09

    @dado: Where else would we put our nipple rings?
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/11/09

    @dado: symmetry.
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