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    Elijah Wood Is the Most Critically-Acclaimed Actor, Freddie Prinze, Jr. the Most Hated

    The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?

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    Image of JohntheCraptist JohntheCraptist
    11/09/09

    In reply to Elijah Wood Is the Most Critically-Acclaimed Actor, Freddie Prinze, Jr. the Most Hated
    Who the hell is Bridgette Wilson? #robertebert
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    IpsoFacto promoted this comment JohntheCraptist was starred JohntheCraptist was unstarred
    Image of IpsoFacto IpsoFacto
    11/10/09

    @JohntheCraptist: Pete Sampras' wife. Hawt, yet talentless #robertebert
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/09/09

    In reply to Elijah Wood Is the Most Critically-Acclaimed Actor, Freddie Prinze, Jr. the Most Hated
    I'm not sure where they got the list of actors, but a top 50 that doesn't include Meryl Streep? #robertebert
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/09/09

    @Magister: Or Anjelica Houston, or, really, with the exception of one or two people, anyone who's not white or male. #robertebert
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    Magister promoted this comment Go Like Hell Machine was starred Go Like Hell Machine was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    11/09/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: Now that you mention it, where's Denzel Washington or Will Smith? (They should've been top 50)

    The wording on the other site doesn't source their list, so we might have to assume that it's whomever popped into the author's mind.
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    Edited by Magister at 11/09/09 7:34 AM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/09/09

    @Magister: Or, hell Morgan Freeman.
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    Edited by Go Like Hell Machine at 11/09/09 7:47 AM Go Like Hell Machine was starred Go Like Hell Machine was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    11/09/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: Now see, Freeman is a great actor, but he has made some cash-based choices.

    And because you've given me a chance to clarify my original response; I didn't mean to imply that Will Smith is in the pantheon of great actors, but most people find him watchable and the critics like him.
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    Edited by Magister at 11/09/09 7:57 AM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/09/09

    @Magister: Regardless, that top ten list is seriously top heavy with white dudes. #robertebert
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    Image of Grandpapular Grandpapular
    11/09/09

    @Magister: Critics like him? Sir, he was in both Wild Wild West AND Men in Black 2! #robertebert
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    Magister promoted this comment Grandpapular was starred Grandpapular was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    11/09/09

    @Grandpapular: Okay - You've got me there, but by most measures, Meryl Streep is considered the greatest living actress and Denzel Washington isn't very far behind. #robertebert
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    Image of AlmostDream AlmostDream
    11/09/09

    @Magister: Yeah, but both Meryl and Denzel make A LOT of movies, and not all of them good, so even though they have a lot of plusses, they're balanced out by quite a few minuses. The top ten (with the weird exception of Hanks) star in fewer movies, but they tend to be good ones, so they might have fewer plusses, but almost no minuses, giving them higher scores. #robertebert
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    Magister promoted this comment AlmostDream was starred AlmostDream was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    11/09/09

    @AlmostDream:
    I'm a little hard-pressed to think of a badly-reviewed Meryl Streep film and your suggestion might explain the "Nerds of the Rings", but Ethan Hawke?

    Not to mention that there was a time, Martin Sheen would be in any movie with a checkbook. He has slowed down some since the the West Wing residuals have been rolling in, but he's still in a lot of films and though he's a very good actor, you can't say that all of his movies have been good.
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    Image of Tbee Tbee
    11/09/09

    @Magister: Bad Meryl Streep Films off the top of my head...Lions for Lambs, Evening, Prime. #robertebert
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    Magister promoted this comment Edited by Tbee at 11/09/09 1:05 PM Tbee was starred Tbee was unstarred
    Image of IpsoFacto IpsoFacto
    11/10/09

    @Magister: She-Devil, starring Roseanne. It might have single-handedly kicked her off the list. But this list really punishes the prolific. Too many mediocre movies can pull down the score. #robertebert
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/09/09

    In reply to Elijah Wood Is the Most Critically-Acclaimed Actor, Freddie Prinze, Jr. the Most Hated
    This is a great day for unattached, media-obsessed white fanboys everywhere. #robertebert
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    Image of Lucky Lucky
    11/09/09

    In reply to Elijah Wood Is the Most Critically-Acclaimed Actor, Freddie Prinze, Jr. the Most Hated
    I think you mean Roger Ebert. #robertebert
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    Azaria Jagger promoted this comment Lucky was starred Lucky was unstarred
    Image of Azaria Jagger Azaria Jagger
    11/09/09

    @Lucky: BLARGH. Thank you. #robertebert
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    I still don't understand how the Meet the Fockers franchise does so well and/or why so many people think the movie are hilarious... maybe they'll finally come to their senses after watching Jessica.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    — shit, we don't even know how to describe her-
    I believe the phrase you are searching for is "professional hemmorhoid".
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    Before the game, a blog post on the mag's Web site said: "We will be Live-Tweetin' the game and possibly stalking Emma Watson, so keep your eyes peeled for that, too!" A succession of tweets posted on the Voice's Twitter account during the game followed, including, "Let's go Hermione! Lolz," a reference to Watson's character in "Harry Potter." It went on, "In enemy territory. Lookin for a certain witch," and, "WATSON FOUND. i repeat WATSON FOUND."

    Not exactly stuff that the old National Lampoon gang would be proud of...I guess this explains why SNL has stopped being reliably funny for an entire generation. If Harvard can't even muster up a decent crop of comedy writers anymore, why bother keeping the doors open?
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    The Edwards thing is probably speculation and a bit of wishful thinking for all of us. Elizabeth is no pushover, so I'm just content to know that his testicles are likely in a jar sitting on the living room mantle.
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    Image of Swordfish Swordfish
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    1. And Madame Edwards wants to unload all the dirty secrets to the world now because? She'll get the money, she'll get the house, she'll get the kids. As she keeps telling us, she's in stage four cancer. She wants leave the kids scarred? Not buying it.2. That Kate H. pregnancy thing: wasn't that a blind item this week? Something about being "late" (rhymes with Kate) but the celebrity beau isn't the father?3. That Dillon item sounds like a blind item from a week or so ago too.4. Palin: Dear god...
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    Edited by Swordfish at 10/01/09 7:36 AM Swordfish was starred Swordfish was unstarred
    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    10/01/09

    @Swordfish: Yeah, but maybe Mdme Edwards is willing to go out in a final blaze of spite. I mean, this is hardly the first installment in the shame-the-hubby series. The book alone will make some therapist very very wealthy. So why not take her ken-doll husband's good name to the grave with her? If he ever had one, that is.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/01/09

    @Hydroceph: This is most likely a bargaining chip to get more than she would normally be entitled to of her husband's wealth (for her kids, of course). She gets the money, and he gets her to sign a confidentiality agreement.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    There will come a day when "Palin" will become synonymous with brazen begging with your palm outstretched.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    10/01/09

    @PaisleyPajamas:
    I thought that Palin was already synonymous with Grifter.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/01/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: Palin is a verb--you're "Palin" when you start talking and keep on going, even though you completely forgot what your point was to begin with.
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    Image of SahibaNumsane SahibaNumsane
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    emma watson goes to brown, not harvard
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    Mo MoDo promoted this comment SahibaNumsane was starred SahibaNumsane was unstarred
    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    10/01/09

    @SahibaNumsane: She was in Cambridge for the Harvard-Brown football game. RTFA.
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    Image of meechybee meechybee
    10/01/09

    @SahibaNumsane: Yes, but the douchery continues there, too.

    The nasty comments on the Daily Mail blog about Brown were just crazy — portraying Brown as a community college and Providence as a slum. As if she would have heaps of privacy at Oxford or Cambridge with the British tabloids on her every move.
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    A Pimp Named DaveR promoted this comment meechybee was starred meechybee was unstarred
    Image of A Pimp Named DaveR A Pimp Named DaveR
    10/01/09

    @meechybee: I didn't know that so many Brits had actually been to Providence....
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    Image of meechybee meechybee
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    Dear Madonna, I can help with that...
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    Rumpelstilskin promoted this comment meechybee was starred meechybee was unstarred
    Image of mladen mladen
    10/01/09

    In reply to The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
    A Thursday roundup without a Mackenzie item is like getting UPS instead of FedEx. Or something like that.

    What I'm thinking about is the upcoming Family Guy episode where Stewie rebuilds his alternate-worlds machine and he and Brian wind up in front of the White House, where the Edwardses are staging a photo op (no Twitterop - in this universe Friendster came up with the Twitter concept first and destroyed Facebook) with Michael Jackson.

    A universe in which, um, Patricia Clarkson (or Andie Macdowell?) is the Markie Post of the Edwards WH.

    (Is that an obscure ref? Get Andrew Young to explain it. A guy who knows about Ted's trouble with bodyguards knows a lot.)
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    08/04/09

    In reply to Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
    Ryan needs to don sackcloth and ashes and disappear forever into the wilderness.
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    Image of LittleSecrets LittleSecrets
    08/03/09

    In reply to Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
    That second item confused me until I realized you were talking about my dear friend WILLIAM Joel. I'm terribly sad to hear that he's upset, but he should know that Europeans are, in fact, far superior to Americans. Now, if you'll please excuse me, I have a chicken to cook.
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    Swifter promoted this comment LittleSecrets was starred LittleSecrets was unstarred
    Image of Swifter Swifter
    08/03/09

    @LittleSecrets: The graveyards of Europe are littered with the bodies of those who thought Europeans are superior to Americans.

    Truth is, most of the Europeans with the desire and talent to make a better world for themselves and their children are Americans now.
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    Image of LittleSecrets LittleSecrets
    08/03/09

    @Swifter: I was making fun of Gwyneth Paltrow, but apparently I struck a nerve. For the record, I'm not one to posit any kind of ethnic supremacy, and even if I were, I doubt I'd do it in the comments of a gossip round-up.

    (Apologies for the double post, above.)
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    08/04/09

    @LittleSecrets: No worries.
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