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    Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
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    Image of katastic katastic
    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    I was also told by two separate young men that they would vote for Obama if I went out to dinner/ drinks with them. (Full disclosure- one said he would "think about it"). One was an anarchist who doesn't believe in voting, and one's a Libertarian who was going to vote for McCain. Both of them live in New York and are kind of tools, so I said no. If we had lived in Virginia, though...
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    11/12/08

    @katastic: Yeah, you dodged a bullet there. Anarchists tend not to bathe and Libertarians? I'm thinking you'd have to bring the lead for the pencil, if you feel me...
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    Image of Imogen Quest Imogen Quest
    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    We actually had hot early early election morning sex, because neither of us could sleep.

    When the news called it for Obama that night, we looked at each other and she said "it worked!"
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    11/12/08

    @Cthulhah Bankhead: That's adorable. No snark.


    The love is powerful!

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    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    I had angry, Palinesque hate-sex. "Country Fist!" I screamed, as I strafed my lupine love with my blood-engorged gunship.
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    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    Actually, yes, I did. And, now, looking back on Sept 11, 2001, it occurs to me that I handle tragedy and joy in pretty much the same way. I wonder if I should call my therapist?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    Mrs. Smitros not being much of a drinker, I had well more than half of the bottle of sparkling wine.


    Tame, I know.

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    11/12/08

    @Smitros: Old marrieds are the shiz.
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    11/12/08

    @BookishLookish:
    4 Realz.
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    Image of Zlund Zlund
    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    There was a LOT of sex in Chicago that night. Someone in the street yelled "Everyone's getting LAAID tonight!!" and we all laughed. It was like 4th of July meets New Years.
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    11/12/08

    @Zlund: oh yea... the Columbia campus was a big fuckfest.... HUGE fuckfest


    an Obamorgy if you will.... too much?

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    On Election Day, I clad myself in Old Glory, put on a funk rendition of "The Stars and Stripes Forever" and did a striptease for my husband, then he disenfranchised me all night long.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    I had an Obamagasm. I shot so hard, I overcame.
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    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    I made aweet, shitfaced love to a bowl of mac and cheese at 3 am.
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    11/12/08

    w@BK_KT: sweet!
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    11/12/08

    @BK_KT: I think it's kind of cheesy, actually.
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    11/12/08

    @BK_KT: All typos are now blamed on the fact that my contacts were in the wrong eyes. Vision now corrected. JUST SO YOU KNOW EVERYONE!
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    11/12/08

    @BK_KT: You too?!
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    11/12/08

    @Unfun: That bowl is a two-timing slut!
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    any time during the next 4 years, then 4 more, also counts
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    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    I cried with joy. Then I got all achy. Within 24 hours of his win I had a fever in the 102's. Eventually it went to 103.5+. A week's worth of meds and dr visits later, I think I'm going to survive.


    It was worth it though. That's how I roll. I celebrate hardcore like that.

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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    11/12/08

    @llamalash: Yeah, I had an asthma attack. So I just went home after it was called.
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    Image of blix blix
    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    If your Presidential erection lasts for over four hours please see a Doctor.
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    Image of zkemeny zkemeny
    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    Any true Obama supporter would have started drinking/drugging at 6pm just to kill the anxiety and would have been too shitfaced by midnight to do more than weep happily and cheer incoherently while trying to maintain balance.


    Or was that just me?

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    11/12/08

    @zkemeny: Oh, so you're the one who was peeking in my window!
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    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    JFP wants to know if Fisting for Fascism counts.
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    Image of Multiphasic Multiphasic
    11/12/08

    In reply to Reporter: 'Did You Make Love In The Name Of Obama?'
    No Obama sex last Tuesday, but even at last call, I was nothing if not Hopeful.
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