Someone Took Jake Gyllenhaal's Picture While He Was Peeing at South By Southwest
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Split
Well, it finally happened: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, together since 2007 are finito. A source told PEOPLE "there are no hard feelings. It was completely mutual and they both decided it was time to move on."
Someone to Finally Pay Attention to the Millennials
At long last young twentysomethings are getting a work of art all about them. Naturally MTV is the network to bravely take up the mantle. Also today: some truly scary movie casting, some somewhat less scary TV casting, and a discussion of the work of Chris Columbus.
Zac Efron and Sarah Jessica Parker to Costar in World's Worst Movie
They're not going to be a couple or anything, but they will both be in New Year's Eve. Also today: some exciting news items for the nerdy among us and AMC orders a new show, as does Nickelodeon.
Megan Fox Devoured By Money-Hungry Toys
As expected, the second Toy Story sequel trampled the rest of the competition this weekend, leaving one new movie so far in the dust that it's hardly recognizable. But if you squint, you can make it out. It's Megan Fox.
Frenchman Isn't Sure if He Can Paint With All the Colors of the Wind, But Is Glad She Asked
[Jessica Biel outside the Ralph Lauren restaurant in gay Paris; image via Splash]
The CFDA Awards: A Virtual Party Report
We were far too busy watching the season finale of Nurse Jackie to attend the Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards last night at Lincoln Center. But fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there taking plenty of notes!
Joel Madden to Make an Honest Woman of Nicole Richie, as Soon as He Finishes This Tweet
Wedding bells for the stylishly disheveled; Lady Gaga wears a black leotard to mourn McQueen; James Cameron works on Avatar's prequel novel; Prince William sports "suspicious" hair; Gummy Bear gets evicted. Tuesday gossip has two weddings and a funeral.
Spotted
Katie Holmes and Suri walking in the snow yesterday ... Kate Bosworth waiting for a cab outside the Bowery Hotel ... Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr walking hand in hand downtown ... Jessica Biel arriving at ABC studios for an appearance on Good Morning America along with Jennifer Garner ... Taylor Momsen walking to her…
Justin Timberlake Goes to Harvard, Puts on Wig, Accepts "Hasty Pudding Award"
So: E!'s running this story today about Justin Timberlake accepting Harvard's Man of the Year award—called the Hasty Pudding award, apparently—and it appears to be part of some joyously homoerotic Ivy League ritual of fun. It looks awesome.
Beyonce's Gig, Bethenny's Greed & Brangie's Good Deed
• Remember the dust-up a couple of weeks ago when it was reported that Beyoncé had performed for the son of Libyan dictator Moammar Khadafi in St. Bart's on New Year's Eve? Photos of the concert have now surfaced, although the worst thing about them may be how Beyoncé looks like she's the headliner at a tacky club…

