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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    09/01/09

    In reply to Dispatches From the GFail Apocalypse
    Ah, J-Co. [sigh]
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    09/01/09

    In reply to Dispatches From the GFail Apocalypse
    I love me some Scalzi. Everybody should read Agent to the Stars.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    09/01/09

    @Mount_Prion: Everybody should read everything he's published, full stop. He's a hoot.
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    Image of m1keh0gan m1keh0gan
    07/20/09

    In reply to White People Mouth Off to Black Cops Like This
    I wasn't SORRY that I didn't see the guy get beat down. OK, maybe a little bit sorry. He was in a convertible. With a trophy wife. In the Upper East Side, pointed toward Westchester/Connecticut. If you'd seen it, you'd understand.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    06/26/09

    In reply to How You Could Have Saved Michael Jackson
    I wanted to be there for Michael, really I did. But he was just so needy. All I ever got from him was "Help me, MisterHippity. Stay with me. Talk to me. Listen to my problems. Give me advice." It was all take take take, with no giving back. Finally I just couldn't take it any more.


    I guess you're right, John Perry Barlow. I'm to blame. I wasn't there when he needed me. I guess I'm just gonna have to have that on my conscience for the rest of my life.

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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    06/26/09

    In reply to How You Could Have Saved Michael Jackson
    Anybody that gets their cat stoned is ok by me, as long as you don't do it too often. Meow!
     Reply
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    06/10/09

    In reply to Ryan Seacrest Asks Where The Ladies Are At
    I can understand about the Seinfeld/Michael Richards issue. It does flare up for me, and I've seen those episodes about 6 times each, the Gum way more than that.


    Richards's "act" was so vicious and pitiable, it was just weird hearing those words and the intent coming out of his mouth. While the effect has faded with time, there are times it just takes me out of a scene.

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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    06/11/09

    @Regina Walton: Yep, it's a shame too because Seinfeld was my favorite show and it's still so funny.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/09/09

    In reply to Ryan Seacrest Asks Where The Ladies Are At
    Uncle Leo believes Toure' is an antisemite.
     Reply
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/09/09

    @resipsaloquacious: But he works for the Parks department!
     Reply
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    06/09/09

    In reply to Ryan Seacrest Asks Where The Ladies Are At
    Eh, I still watch Seinfeld every single day and laugh my ass off. Toure really should go away.


    I'm sorry, is there a problem with vibrating cock rings? And who cares what Trojan calls it?

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    Image of Sneeze In Bed Sneeze In Bed
    06/09/09

    @OrneryBabe: Ha, I was just thinking to myself the other day, "Remember all the awkwardness about watching Seinfeld after Michael Richards' tirade? Totally gone." Seriously, that observation is so very 2006.
     Reply
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    04/23/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Buy Nick Denton Guacamole in Berkeley
    I heart Jessica Coen.
     Reply
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    Image of MoeGolden MoeGolden
    04/22/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Buy Nick Denton Guacamole in Berkeley
    Coen sure seems to take a lot of vacations for someone who barely has a job. dating wealthy guys?
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    Image of Jessica Jessica
    04/23/09

    @MoeGolden: Alright, on this one I'll bite. I'm not dating anyone wealthy. The guys only get wealthy after we break up.
     Reply
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/22/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Buy Nick Denton Guacamole in Berkeley
    That Jessica Coen tweet sums up everything that's wrong with Twitter. I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ANY OF THE INANE STUPIDITY THAT FLUTTERS AROUND HER BRAINPAN!
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    04/22/09

    @MrInBetween: Now that I have recovered somewhat from the apoplectic fit that I had after reading your comment, may I implore you to never, ever speak of Gawker Editrix Goddess Jessica in such heretic terms again. This tweet of hers is some anomaly.

    Jessica Coen and inane stupidity are sworn enemies, I assure you.
     Reply
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    04/22/09

    @MrInBetween: I signed up for Twitter just in case anybody I really care about ever posts. Oh and all the good pseudonyms are already gone.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/22/09

    @Wrapitup: I believe you. I'll try not to commit such blasphemy again. But that tweet was truly awful.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    04/22/09

    @MrInBetween: Dammit, i went back and read that tweet again. It is indeed truly awful. What the heck happened to Jessica? But it is just some anomaly. I'll keep repeating that as I cry myself to sleep.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    04/22/09

    @Wrapitup: I dunno, she's got a point. Like when it's sort of warm out but raining? Raincoats make you sweaty and frizzy but sans you get goosebumps and stuff! This is an important topic that deserves attention.
     Reply
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/23/09

    @MrInBetween: Ah, J-Co. {sigh}
     Reply
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/22/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Buy Nick Denton Guacamole in Berkeley
    I've been kinda half-defending Meghan--in my head anyway. She's trying to make the Repub Mean Machine kinder and gentler, but now, sadly I must hate her.


    Your on you're own now, Megs.


    (She won't even get my joke. Alas.)

     Reply
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/22/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: um. whoops.


    ...but now, sadly, I must hate her.


    This will teach me.

     Reply
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    Image of momo momo
    04/22/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Buy Nick Denton Guacamole in Berkeley
    Photo of the Fuller/Denton meeting:
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    Image of FracturedAcetabulum FracturedAcetabulum
    04/22/09

    @momo: holy shit momo!!
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    Image of Monkeyrash Monkeyrash
    04/22/09

    @momo: Isn't that some kind of torture? Motorboarding or something?
     Reply
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    04/23/09

    @Monkeyrash: Nice neologism!
     Reply
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    04/22/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Buy Nick Denton Guacamole in Berkeley
    If YOU'RE in the area, goddammit MEGHAN!!


    WTF is it with Republicans and homonyms?!

     Reply
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    03/02/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Take a Snow Day
    I hate cupcakes. I just had to get that off my chest.
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