01/31/07
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By Doree Shafrir

Comment by powder: I wish I hadn't followed that Pollack link. I would've been very happy going through the rest of life without... more » | Other threads

  • paper

    YOU Are In Charge of 'Paper' Mag's Beautiful People Issue

    Are You feeling overburdened yet? Well, at least Your responsibilities here are pretty minimal: just post a three-minute video of yourself in which You explain why You should be a Paper Beautiful Person on YouTube, then email the link to vip@papermag.com. The winner will be this year's Jessica Joffe, and who doesn't covet that honor? But seriously, it's important to remember that when Paper says "beautiful," it doesn't mean, you know, beautiful. It means "beautiful." Confused? Us too. We think it has something to do with what's inside counting, which totally explains why Perez Hilton was featured last year. Anyway, get Your asses in gear. More »
    01/11/07
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    By Emily Gould

    Comment by josh speed: You know, "You" (us, ostensibly) are/is a lousy judge of music: Nickelback won the Peoples' Choice, which in itself is... more » | Other threads

  • alyssa shelasky

    Remainders: PopoZo We Knew You Not

    • Hey, got a second? Good, take a seat. We've got some distressing news for you, so brace yourself: Kevin Federline's unforgettable first single, "PopoZ o," will not be included on his debut album. We don't understand it either. It's just too soon to see something so great die; sob... [Idolator] More »
    09/25/06
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    By Jessica

    Comment by the earl grey: Flyover, I have a selection of authentic khaki Out of Africa gear but only whip it out once or twice... more » | Other threads

  • ryan adams

    Ryan Adams Defends Jessica Joffe?

    An interesting piece of babble just landed in our box. If we are to believe what we're reading, it's a letter from Observer staffer-cum-swan Jessica Joffe's concubine, lovable indie rock schizo Ryan Adams: More »
    08/03/06
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    By Jessica

    Comment by Trackback: Is that supposed to be a heart? Please kill us.Take a look at the cover of the J.Crew catalog on... more » | Other threads

  • advertising

    Jessica Joffe Would Want You to Buy Those Chinos

    Earlier today, we wrote of former Observer scribe-cum-"it" girl Jessica Joffe's magnificent dominance over the September issue of Glamour, having penned the cover interview and her advertisement for Banana Republic gracing the mag's back cover. With some help from the little sleuths over at Jossip, we're now able to reveal Joffe's much-anticipated modeling debut: More »
    08/02/06
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    By Jessica

    Comment by raincoaster: It's just a pity she had such trouble with the lipstick. Yeah, you're supposed to turn the corners, not stretch... more » | Other threads

  • glamour

    September, the Month of Joffe

    We never thought we'd write the following words, but: dear God, are we excited for the September issue of Glamour! And not just because we're looking for 100 looks for under $100, either. WWD reports that Jessica Joffe, the former Observer slave who has risen to Vogue fashionista and indie crooner Ryan Adams' fuckbuddy, not only interviews cover model Emmy Rossum but also leaves her well-heeled mark on the back cover, where her much-anticipated Banana Republic ad will debut. More »
    08/02/06
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    By Jessica

    Comment by leila: Like she takes the subway. more » | Other threads

  • jessica joffe

    Jessica Joffe Sells Out

    In 2005, former Observer wretch Jessica Joffe, having bleached away her ink stains, was one of Vogue's best-dressed, pictured prancing about all the right parties wearing all the right designers. In early 2006, she was named one of Paper mag's most beautiful people, a Burberry-clad beacon of class amidst the celebuspawn and Misshapes. And now, The Daily announces that the original firecrotch will be one of the five faces of Banana Republic's new fragrance collection, Discover. There are five scents in the collection, and Joffe will represent Jade, a "floral-fruity mixture of tropical grenade, musky cotton flower, and Kashmir wood." Alas, we'll have to wait until fall to find out more about Joffe's musky cotton flower — but we're guessing it smells like the mall. More »
    05/18/06
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    By Jessica

    Comment by Simpatia: They are STILL going to use "Jade" even after this cycle of ANTM? Someone is not in touch with... more » | Other threads

  • jessica joffe

    Jessica Joffe Unfairly Suffers at Met Gala

    We don't know how it's possible to have spent a significant chunk of our day scrutinizing photos from last night's Met Costume Institute Ball and not have vomited into our laps, but here we are, thighs clean and stomachs under control. The sartorial criticism should be left to those who are much better suited to it, but we can't ignore the image at right, of gay matador Zac Posen and his date, former Observer scribe-cum-swan Jessica Joffe. More »
    05/02/06
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    By Jessica
  • jessica joffe

    Jessica Joffe Update: 'And Friend' Edition

    In our continuing coverage of ex-Observer reporter Jessica Joffe's every movement during Fashion Week (a crucial, make-or-break time for a "girl about town"), we've found proof that Joffe is indeed hard at work, doing important research at Behnaz Sarafpour. Atta girl! More »
    02/08/06
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    By Jessica

    Comment by FashionGPS: Doesn't Coralie Charriol have her own line of handbags? more » | Other threads

  • jessica joffe

    Whither Jessica Joffe?

    While we earlier grappled with the lack of Jessica Joffe in February's issue of Vogue, it's come to our attention that yesterday's Times was on Joffe duty (we missed this because it was in a Fashion Week article, and our doctor has asked that we limit our contact with that stuff to visuals only). Cathy Horyn writes: More »
    02/07/06
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    By Jessica
  • jessica joffe

    'Vogue' Turns Its Back on Jessica Joffe?

    We found ourselves a bit out of our element the other day, belatedly flipping through the February Vogue for reasons including, but by no means limited to, boredom, self-loathing, diet inspiration, social aspiration, Barrymore-boob fascination and the need to smell like a perfume counter. Within moments, however, we realized something was amiss. The magazine reliably had all the usual Vogue-ish elements: impossibly thin models and socialites, first-person accounts of living as a piece of Eurotrash, the typical, unafforadble luxury. So why did this Vogue feel so, well, off? More »
    02/07/06
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    By Jessica
  • fashion

    The Glittery Inanity of the Best-Dressed List

    Times fashion writer Eric Wilson originally sparked our ire when, at the end of the transit strike, he let his asshole write a piece on how New Yorkers dressed crappily for their 63-block hikes to work in the freezing cold. This week, however, we'll put our hate on hold, as he's behind an article looking at the season's unending, PR-infused crop of Best-Dressed lists. The lists have become so predictable and beige that they've virtually lost all meaning, thus prompting Vanity Fair to hold off on publishing its 2006 list until it can "regain an element of surprise." More »
    01/05/06
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    By Jessica
  • parker posey

    Posey-Joffe Love Triangle Gets All 'Single White Female'

    We were just sitting around the Gawker headquarters thinking about how much we like Parker Posey. And we're not the only ones: More »
    10/27/05
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    By Pareene

    Comment by Gabe: "Party Girl" (1995) is playing on Sundance as I write. Somewhere there's a painting of PP getting very wrinkly, and... more » | Other threads

  • jessica joffe

    Jessica Joffe Embraces Ryan Adams's Indie Love?

    From today's Page Six, a staggeringly beautiful gem: More »
    10/24/05
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    By Jessica

    Comment by Trackback: Dude’s a Mystery by Molly Lambert Honestly, I don’t know why Ryan Adams isn’t making that VH1 money. He’s kind... more » | Other threads