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The Bitch Is Back

  • The new 90210 just got a whole lot better because Shannon "My Career Will Never Die" Doherty is in talks to play Brenda Walsh. Oh Hells Yeah. [Perez Hilton]
  • David Beckham's fish oil supplements give him bad breath, but he's contractually obliged to take them. I think I can ignore some funky breath when dealing with the hottest human being on the planet. [Hollyscoop]
  • Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in France for scheduled rest before the birth of the twins. She has not popped yet, to our knowledge. [Reuters]
  • Adrianne Curry is jumping in to the all-girl-celebrity-meat slugfest. She's joined Jessica Simpson's pro-brisket camp. [Hollyscoop]
  • Kate took Lance to visit the Goldie. [People.com]
  • Spencer Pratt apologized to Mary Kate for trash talking about her after her appearance on Letterman. Apologize!?! Truly, Spencer will do anything for press. [Hollyscoop]
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    6:07 AM on Wed Jul 2 2008
    By mr.guyball
    1,983 views, 38 comments

    Latest by Truculent: @scroll_lock: I didn't realize he was Penske material more »

    Rob Shuter

    The Creepy Brit Who's Destroying The Honorable Craft Of Celebrity Journalism

    OK! is the celebrity magazine that is the most willingly manipulated by celebrity flacks, which is really saying something. So it's perfectly appropriate that the magazine just promoted sleazy former celebrity uberflack Rob Shuter to its executive editor position. That's because Shuter is skilled at doing the two things that OK! is most famous for: lying on behalf of celebrities, and losing other people's money. Even he, the great fabulist, couldn't write a more sickening script than this. More »

    11:31 AM on Wed Jun 18 2008
    By Hamilton Nolan
    3,884 views, 21 comments

    Latest by Lycosidae: @gerbilsoutofexile (loves a good muumuu): I think there was a chapter in The Gift of Fear about how you should beware of the folks who actually resemble Identikit drawings. This would go for both of these, uh, gents. more »

    herogram?

    John Mayer: Not That Bad?

    Nick Denton to tips@gawker.com, Subject: John Mayer, How about a herogram? The guy's pretty talented musician. Seems to be able to handle fame pretty well. Deals with paps. And still seems normal! Okay, and he's hot too, but that wasn't the reason. Anyone a fan?

    No, Nick. I'm not a John Mayer fan. But I will say that John Mayer is unfairly hated on. More »

    5:10 PM on Fri Mar 7 2008
    By rebecca
    4,546 views, 41 comments

    debunker

    Curse Of The Babe

    Does having a famous hot chick for a girlfriend make you totally suck at sports? This "Curse of the Babe" theory is being tossed around today by sports columnists, angry fans, and people who care about football only in the sense that it involves celebrities (that would be most Gawker readers). Tom Brady dates slobberlicious super model Gisele Bundchen. And the Post even reported they were sexing it up with sexy sex the week before the game! Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo went on a vacation with Jessica Simpson before his playoff game; he lost, of course. Are celebrity girls really cursed? Or is there a deeper psychological mechanism at work? We know the answer, which we will tell you now. More »

    1:21 PM on Mon Feb 4 2008
    By Hamilton Nolan
    16,956 views, 66 comments

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    Mischa Barton Is Not Learning Any Lessons From Her DUI

  • Despite yesterday's DUI, 'OC' star Mischa Barton will still host a party in Vegas this Saturday. [Page Six]
  • Jessica Simpson's upcoming movies are going straight to DVD. [Page Six]
  • Little Violet Affleck ate a bagel. [Us Weekly]

    • 9:00 AM on Fri Dec 28 2007
    By Emily Gould
    1,427 views, 21 comments

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    John Mayer Has A Thing For Ricki Lake

  • Crooner John Mayer confessed to having long harbored a crush on Ricki Lake and got her digits. [Page Six]
  • Jessica Simpson retaliates by making out with slutty quarterback Tony Romo. [Us Weekly]
  • Kiefer Sutherland started serving his jail time. [PageSix.com]

    • 9:01 AM on Thu Dec 6 2007
    By Emily Gould
    1,901 views, 23 comments

    John Mayer Is Just Mining Jessica Simpson For Comedy The date: September 11, 12:45am
    The place: 117 MacDougal Street
    Sighted: John Mayer at Comedy Cellar helping his buddy who was bombing.

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    Jessica Simpson Ruined Britney's Comeback Chances

  • LOL du jour: Britney's ratty VMA hair extensions were from Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves' product line. [TMZ]
  • Tinsley Mortimer is so glad stressful, fast-paced summertime is over. " "I love fall in the city, it's my favorite time. I'm looking forward to not rushing out to the Hamptons every weekend and just relaxing." [NYO]
  • The toughest club brawl ever involved Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee's dad Joe, and her BF, Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, seen here without guyliner for possibly the first time ever. [R&M]

    • 8:58 AM on Wed Sep 12 2007
    By Emily Gould
    4,599 views, 35 comments

    Latest by VoxPopuli: Wow, who knew that Pete Wentz looked better WITH the eyeliner? It serves as a distraction from his rather equine face, no? Please, like KISS, put the makeup back on, thanks. more »

    rebound

    Jessica Simpson Skulks Out Of John Mayer's Building

    They started dating last summer, and broke up this May. And now we hear that residents of John Mayer's building were treated to the sight of Jessica Simpson taking a morning ride of shame down the elevator this weekend. Whoa! Is this John Mayer's I'm-turning-30-next-month freak-out? Is this Jessica Simpson's latest manifestation of self-hatred? Is she going to get all chunky and brunette again? Why won't someone keep them from rekindling this terribly annoying liaison?

    10:59 AM on Mon Sep 10 2007
    By Choire
    7,609 views, 55 comments

    Latest by spielarama: @katastic: Rough or just dumb and boobalicious. more »

    the laws have changed

    Will New Metrics Cause Lengthier Paris Hilton Sex Tape Stories?

    The Associated Press reports that the Nielsen measurement service will change the way it tracks online viewing habits.
    Although Nielsen already measures average time spent and average number of sessions of each visitor to a site, it will start reporting total time spent and sessions for all visitors to give advertisers, investors and analysts a broader picture of what sites are most popular.
    There are several interesting implications in this decision. More »

    9:20 AM on Tue Jul 10 2007
    By abalk
    10,609 views, 29 comments

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    Pimps Up, Foxy Brown Down


  • Foxy Brown found out that her boyfriend was a pimp. Then she was attacked by a hooker who pulled out chunks of her weave and stole her hearing aid. What is next for Foxy? Can it please involve 'Flavor of Love: Charm School' please please please? [NYDN]
  • Justin Theroux thinks New York girls are sluts, not that he has had any personal experience in this department. He's just sayin'. [NYM]
  • "When we asked [Mandy Moore] about the guys young Hollywood women should avoid, she said, 'I'd never name names . . . but I'd say stay away from anyone who is too insecure or self-involved.'" Then she coughed in this weird way that sounded sort of like "Kachh Kraff." [Page Six]
  • So Courtney Love is licensing Kurt's likeness to lunchbox manufacturers and such. Whatever, people, he's dead. Move on. [Page Six]
  • Jessica Simpson still doesn't know the words to Dolly Parton's fabulous socialist anthem '9 to 5.' [Gatecrasher, last item]

    • 8:44 AM on Mon Jun 25 2007
    By Emily Gould
    2,974 views, 17 comments

    Latest by lovely nigerienne: There's no sense of propriety. NYers just tend to be more willing to engage in sex very early in a relationship and there's no shame or guilt involved. In most of the country, that would qualify more »

    celebrity bloggers

    Jessica Simpson Is "Cowering From Her True Identity"

    Watch your back, Atoosa Rubenstein: there's a new Alpha Kitty in town, and she's got deeper blog-thoughts and, to be perfectly honest, a nicer rack. Would you like to see the giant, shiny pearl of wisdom, gleaned from intensive journaling and "spending some time in Europe" and "reading a book about Michelangelo," that Jessica Simpson has seen fit to share with readers of her blog? More »

    9:37 AM on Fri May 25 2007
    By Emily Gould
    4,571 views, 31 comments

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    John Mayer Weaning Himself Off Jessica Simpson

  • John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are still having breakup sex. [Page Six]
  • Inspired by TMZ's coverage of Mel Gibson's arrest, a California Assemblywoman introduced a bill "prohibiting the exchange of money or other compensation for information in criminal investigations," though TMZ claims they "didn't pay squat." [TMZ]
  • Director Brett Ratner played a pervy jerk on Entourage, and he might kinda be like that in real life! Shocking. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
  • Leo DiCaprio took an enviro-friendly train to Cannes from the U.S.! Oh, wait, he was being sarcastic. [Socialite Life]
  • Paula Abdul tripped over her chihuahua and broke her nose, of course. [Us]
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    10:20 AM on Tue May 22 2007
    By Emily Gould
    2,825 views, 14 comments

    Latest by Scout: "Paula Abdul tripped over her chihuahua and broke her nose..." So clearly the term "chihuahua" now means LSD. I'm so behind the times... more »

    britney spears

    Gossip Roundup: Spears To Become A Simpson?

  • Though Jessica Simpson's rep denies it, rumors are swirling that her dad Joe wants to svengali up Britney Spears. [R&M]
  • Designer Marc Jacobs' ex-rentboy on and off bf still has notably loose lips, offering up quotes like "Marc has found his way; he's going to be sober for the rest of his life" and bragging about their "like, five fake break-ups." A Jacobs spokesperson says they're not back together. [NYO]
  • Gay, gay wedding bells are ringing for blog queen Andrew Sullivan and an actor named Eric. [NYO]
  • Anderson Cooper keeps his goodies under wraps in the showers at Equinox. [Page Six]
  • Russell Simmons and Tyra Banks "forgot" to pay their lunch tab. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
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    9:50 AM on Wed Apr 25 2007
    By Emily Gould
    1,700 views, 8 comments

    Latest by Cory: Briefly I was terrified by the prospect of what Tyra could be planning if she was eating with Russell Simmons. Then I realized that Russell Simmons, NOT Richard Simmons after being terribly confused (and terrified) by the mention of more »

    gossip

    Gossip Roundup: Donald In Rosie's Underpants

  • Donald Trump seizes the moral high ground once more by purchasing the S&M undergarment Rosie O'Donnell wore in that movie with the posters that terrified you as a child and sending it to Barbara Walters' office. [Page Six]
  • Everyone's pretty much assuming that button-cute The Notebook costars Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams have split up. [Page Six]
  • Larry Birkhead: maybe gay, or maybe not. [R&M, 2nd item]
  • Jessica Simpson embraced the high-waisted pants trend perhaps a bit too eagerly. [Star]
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    10:21 AM on Thu Apr 19 2007
    By Emily Gould
    294 views, 10 comments

    Latest by the-cubicle-dweller: @ellagood: So right! Outside of Grosse Point Blank, Aykroyd's career mid 90's to present is a portrait of misery. The fucker did Crossroads with Britney for chrissakes! more »

    rob shuter

    Irresponsible Rumormongering: Everything 'OK' With Rob Shuter?

    It's the day before Thanksgiving, so we're damned if we're going to bother to do, you know, any real reporting on this one, but a well-placed source tells us that former Jessica Simpson flack Rob Shuter "has been consulting for [marginally less sophisticated InTouch celeb weekly] OK!." We've no idea if the rumor is true, but the current issue includes the following item:
    It's been a year since Jessica Simpson's split from ex-husband Nick Lachey, and the 26-year-old doesn't seem to be reveling in her singledom. She's been avoiding the party scene. According to several reports, it's because the singer is depressed over her current life status. Her latest album didn't make much of a dent on the pop scene, and her love life has stalled. Jessica also doesn't have a lot of close friends. The short list includes her wardrobe and hair stylists Jessica Paster and Ken Paves, her sister Ashlee and her pet pooch Daisy. "Nothing is lifting her spirits," a source tells OK!..
    so, uh, not unlikely. Confirm or deny here. More »

    3:35 PM on Wed Nov 22 2006
    By abalk2
    168 views, Comment

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    Gossip Roundup: And By Personality, She Means Boobs

  • Jessica Simpson addicted to online dating. Joe Simpson wants to know if it's Nerve or Match.com. [China Daily]
  • Hong Kong emancipated from Mimi [NYDN]
  • Chris Cornell survives motorcycle crash. His career still fighting for its life. [Page Six]
  • Snoop on leash for gun, drug charges [Us]
  • Nicole Richie needs to know why she's not gaining weight. One possibility? Not eating. [e online]
  • Jesse L. Martin robbed. Dum-dum. [Star]

    • 1:30 PM on Fri Oct 27 2006
    By suki
    137 views, 9 comments

    jessica simpson

    Remainders: Jessica Lets Herself Go

    • NB to Jessica Simpson: Might we suggest a new top coat? Some sort of Sally Hansen extra-life type product? [OAN]
    • No plans tonight? Go check out Observer founder and editorial director Arthur Carter's sculpture show, and see what's so much more important than his little peach paper. Bring a recorder, and make sure you get tape of Jared Kushner dissing the art. [Salander]
    • Oh, this is rich: Are Mark Foley and Eve Ensler all that different? You challenge us so, David Brooks. [TimesSelect]
    • Speaking of Foley: JUST KIDDING! IT WAS ALL A BIG JOKE! [Wonkette]
    • Actress Sharon Stone, best known for her role in Police Academy 4, is rumored to be canoodling with Jared Leto. We're not sure we buy it, but the mental picture is amusing enough. [LSE]
    • Won't someone help Julia Allison have a threesome? If only so she can stop using her Silver Bullet vibrator? [Glamour]
    • Vanity Fair defies rumor and, instead of Borat, puts George Clooney on the cover. To be fair, they're both equally ridiculous characters. [FishbowlNY]
    • We know that "Britney Spears Loses Custody of Child to 'In Touch' Magazine" is an Onion headline, but we fail to see the parody. [The Onion]

    7:10 PM on Thu Oct 5 2006
    By Jessica
    188 views, 3 comments

    Latest by jojo: she looks like marilyn monroe more »

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