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    Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys

    Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion

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    Image of BowlingAlleyLawyer BowlingAlleyLawyer
    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    this is just a test #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    I remember '90s' Piven. He was hawt bear, with hair and flesh in all the right places. Those were the days... #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    I prefer "pseudobian" to "hasbian". Coz I don't think Lezlo haz ever had it. The female fever, that is. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Cynner: Celezbian? Celebrities who "try on" lesbiansm for the cool/edgy buzz? #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Oops, didn't see the one below. Great minds and all of that... #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Is there a more tragic fall from grace than that of from celesbian to has-bian? #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Simply being a middle-aged dude who isn't making a serious effort to stay in the best of shape will also bring on man boobs, but blaming his diet for his personal failings has already worked once for Plugs Piven... #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    god i love the word "dowager". it should be used more often.

    that and "doyenne". #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Thatcornellguy: I learned from William Safire's column that "doyenne" is the female form of "dean." (*"The more you know" rainbow.)
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    11/03/09

    @LatestBy: The only time I've ever seen "Doyenne" used in context is to describe old ladies who live in Palm Beach and Boca off of their dead husband's fortune.

    "Marcy, like the other doyennes of Palm Beach County, would play shuffleboard in the late afternoon while her poorer peers ate at budget Early Bird Specials." #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Thatcornellguy: 'Doyenne' makes me think of a little old lady bouncing on a mattress. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    The only thing more dramatic than Lohan is Lohan in a lesbian relationship. Sorry lezzies, I love ya all, but there's a crapload of crazy in your relationships. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @smhsmh: Umm, hello, Henry VIII? Heterosexual, and kar-ray-zeee. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    The soy thing is not without foundation. Apparently soy contains either estrogen or an estrogen-mimicking chemical, so large amounts allegedly bring on the moobs. This seems to be a problem among male vegetarians who rely too much on soy as a protein source. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: So on top of not being able to consume bloody red meat, male vegetarians grow boobs?

    That makes sense, actually. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @lafleur: As not quite a vegetarian, but a fellow traveler, I sympathize with these guys. They just need to diversify their amino acid portfolios. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: Know what else grows mannaries? Smoking lots and lots of weed. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: I read women should only use soy as a protein source once a week too. I eat edamame like it's going out of style and always wondered if that was a bad thing... #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @WhiteFlourPower: I'd heard about that. I don't smoke up, but that would give me pause. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @pony_express: I hadn't heard about a guideline for women, but as an hombre I don't follow these things closely. Edamame are better for you than Cheetos, at any rate, and they once rescued me from a major hunger attack in Vancouver, so I am eternally gratefully. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros:

    Soy is actually TERRIBLE for you because of the way it's processed.

    [www.westonaprice.org]

    Weston A. Price Foundation has a lawsuit underway against the Illinois Dept. of Corrections for serving inmates soy-based meat-analogue instead of meat.

    [www.westonaprice.org]

    WAP Foundation may seem flakey, but they do have real science behind their recommendations, unlike a lot of the nutrition advice spouted by marketing companies and lazy MSM outlets (like Tara Parker Pope at NYT). #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: So today I learn that being a complete and utter douche can also stimulate the growth of man boobs. Sorry, moobs (l like that one)!
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    11/03/09

    @themediatrix: In the Illinois instance, as in many instances, processing could raise real questions. Traditional methods might be preferable. (Calling Michael Pollan . . . ) #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: So isn't it then logical to assume Jeremy Piven seems to go on these obsessive food kicks? How much fish did he have to ingest to get mercury poisoning? Now "large amounts" of soy can cause moobs? The man needs some variety in his life...Although, nevermind, that's probably where the Herpes came from. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Pick-me-a-winner: I believe the soy thing more than the mercury thing in his, but I don't take issue with your statement. Jack Abramoff lost a lot of weight on a sushi diet while in DC at one point and got elevated mercury levels., so it could happen.

    J-Piv: Kick back, eat a balanced diet, take walks and play games you enjoy. You'll be fine. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: I thought Abramoff's afflication was due to a Native American curse... #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Ah, so Jeremy knows Spanish? #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Man, she is the epitome of a hot mess. And by hot I mean flaming barrel of dead fish. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Seriously. Some people can hide the drug use, but between her and Mischa Barton, even in the pics you can see how burnt their barrels are. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Conchie Birdie: I agree, but no-other 'star' (I use that term loosely these days concerning her) manages to both titillate and annoy me in equal measure like she does. I have issues. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @DTurkin: There's help for that (I hear). #lindsaylohan
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Lindsay Lohan is back on whomever will put up with her crazy and show her some attention.

    And...does anyone worry that the next edition of "Dancing With The Stars" will feature a Gosselin? I'm thinking 10-1 it's Jon. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    What is the over/under on Jon & Kate getting back together? 18 months? 1 year? #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor:

    As soon as they run out of cash. Both of these nimrods are completely unemployable. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Oryx Hearts Crake: He'll run out first, at which point he'll come crawling back. He's laying the groundwork now. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor:

    Kate's got everything riding on a new talk show she's hosting with Paula Deen. America can't get enough of Paula Deen so it could be a huge success. As for Jon he hasn't held a job in years. He reminds me of my ex. Things ended badly for him too.
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Is is true that if you drink enough soy milk, you become a Soy Bomb? #lindsaylohan
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    11/01/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    The only thing worse than this is if Kate Gosselin becomes a Jew. That haircut alone must be violating some or the other halakhic law, no? #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
    People, seriously, do some homework.

    Gawker is on the wrong side of this Gosselin story.

    Jon wanted those kids off that reality show well-before the show ended, and he made that clear during actual episodes of the show from the second or third season.

    Does he suck at PR? Yes. Did he go a little crazy with the ladies? Maybe. But he also finally got the guts together to stop prostituting out his kids.

    He is a not so bright dude who is now trying to keep his kids off TV.

    He has TLC and Kate trying to continue the exploitation of the kids, and meanwhile, the mainstream and gossip-media are dumping shit on him. If he does kill himself, the kids will basically be nothing but little money-makers born and raised in captivity as part of a plan by Kate Gosselin who was obsessed as a teen with the fame that "multiples" can bring. Pretty fucking sick.

    How about at LEAST doing a little research before heaping on more hate to someone who is essentially completely alone in the world at the moment? This is *not* your typical celebrity is an ass situation.

    Vanity Fair Article:
    [bit.ly]

    Relatives Trying to Save the Kids
    [truthbreedshatred.blogspot.com]

    Somewhere exist mirror links to the original posts written by the kids' aunt Jodi for the above blog. They discussed how horribly the kids were being treated and how Jon wanted to stop the show. They are from a few YEARS AGO. Sorry but although I follow this story I don't follow it closely enough to have saved those links.

    In any case, if the media (even gossip sites) keeps sourcing only *itself* over and over on this story, it's going to continue to miss the REAL scoop here.
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    10/31/09

    @themediatrix: + @all: Kindly please STOP commenting on this thread. If you keep it up, it's gonna make my Yiddish jokes down-thread vanish into a black hole of oblivion and I shall have labored in vain. Also, who cares? It's Saturday, it's Halloween, we just want entertainment, Foster delivered. Screw quote journalisistic objectivity unquote. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @snugbug: um, no. #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @themediatrix: Um, upper-case fail.

    (Sorry; don't mean to be mean. They don't celebrate Halloween in Berlin & it's way late & I'm a little bored & looking for trouble.) #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @snugbug: Sorry you didn't find my response clever or entertaining. I'm not trying to be.

    I just don't have a sense of humor about the fact that eight kids are working (six from birth) to support their mom's fantasy of being a celebrity.

    (Hope you find trouble and some fun this evening.) #jongosselin
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    11/01/09

    @snugbug: Yiddish jokes? Yes, please. #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @themediatrix: I didn't know Jon Gosselin commented on Gawker. Welcome to the fray, buddy. #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @saralapua: If anyone should do a little research, it's you darlin'. D'ya think jongosselin is a san francisco-based tech-dabbling public radio journalist with feminist sensibilities who's been posting on gawker for a couple of years?

    Please stop wasting our time.
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    Edited by themediatrix at 11/02/09 1:26 PM themediatrix was starred themediatrix was unstarred
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    11/02/09

    @themediatrix: Right back atcha. Chill out. It's gawker and you're apparently wound up tighter than a drum. Wow, talk about channeling anxiety into weird forums. #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @saralapua: *yawn* #jongosselin
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