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    Image of The Bitter Librarian The Bitter Librarian
    10/25/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    Is Thomas Kinkade doing portraits now? #religion
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    In sibling rivalry news, the Bank of the Holy Spirit continues to operate profitably. #religion
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    BCCI was jealous, and reached out from the grave to snuff them. Now they're counting the rate of growth in Beelzebub's legpit. #religion
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    I heard that their doors were the size of an eye of a needle. No wonder they closed! #religion
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    It wasn't that Ripka created a life-endangering workplace that resulted in three of his employees killed.
    No, instead, Ripka was kind enough to bring three of his employees closer to Jesus before they anticipated. #religion
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    Image of 610Dean 610Dean
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    Further proof that you just can't rely on prayer.. look what happened to this little boy. #religion
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    "I’ll tell you what to say, tell you what to do, tell you where to go." Sounds like Scientology to me. #religion
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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    Where does Satan (47) bank? #religion
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/24/09

    @mommy_dearest: At the Royal Bank of Canada. Trust me. #religion
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    Image of Halo_Override Halo_Override
    10/24/09

    @raincoaster: I vouch that you are entirely correct in your assertion. #religion
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    This is what happens when you send goyim to do a jew's job. Jesus saves, Moses invests.

    Suck on our prestige, christians.

    -Removing יַהְוֶה from the Box Since '81 #religion
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    10/25/09

    @takeouteurotrash:

    Jeez, you have a Jewish keyboard!! #religion
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    Since God is everywhere, I suspect inside trading over there. #religion
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    What shocks me isn't the existence of people like this guy, it's that of the people who listen to him and say, "Ooooh, he sounds like someone I should be emulating. I'm going to do what he says to do." #religion
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    Image of sparkyl sparkyl
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    Oh hai Chuck! Dis is Jesus. Now Obey! #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    WWJB -- Where would Jesus bank? #religion
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    Image of mr_hat mr_hat
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    Hey, Herb - meet the Son of God, Jesus.

    Jesus, this is Herb. #religion
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    Image of deardearfriend deardearfriend
    10/24/09

    @mr_hat: Herb: So, Jesus, why don't we go over some of your financial goals?

    Jesus: Well, Herb, I'm looking to be able to retire in about 10 years...maybe get a little place in Miami. HaHA! I'm just messing with ya, Herb. I don't have any financial goals. I'm the Son of God. (Suddenly serious) And I prefer to be called Mr. Christ, if you don't mind. I believe I've earned it. #religion
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/24/09

    @deardearfriend: Plus, I'm going to die at 33. So retirement funds are totally off the table, here. #religion
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    Image of mcnuggethead mcnuggethead
    10/24/09

    In reply to Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out
    My feelings on this issue. #religion
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/24/09

    @mcnuggethead: You've converted me #religion
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