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AuntPenny
11/10/09

In reply to For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
Rob Pattinson can be as smelly as he wants. I still want to carry him around in my pocket forever and ever. #russellbrand
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sarrible
11/10/09

In reply to For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
For a minute there, I really thought "Jho Low" was some sort of pun on Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband trying to sell their sex tapes. #russellbrand
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Magister
11/10/09

In reply to For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
I love how even Russell Brand's realtor put "yoga" in quotation marks.
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raincoaster
11/10/09

In reply to For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
"Puma" actually means something different, but I'm so stoned on cold meds I can't remember what it is. I think it's a younger-generational maneater, which we would normally just call, you know, a hipster. #russellbrand
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GoRo
11/10/09

@raincoaster: You are right. A Puma is someone in their 20's - 30's who likes to date younger men. Sorry Demi - you are not in your 30's! #russellbrand
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Cogito Ergo Bibo
11/10/09

@raincoaster: My most recent memory of what a "puma" is comes from the past presidential election. "Pumas" were women voters who (for the most part) jumped ship from the Democratic Party when Hilary didn't get the nomination or the VP spot. "Party Unity, My Ass" equals "puma." At least initially, the pumas all ran toward Caribou Barbie on the GOP ticket as if she were some sort of snowbilly savior. Which makes it all the more weird that Demi actually wants to be called a puma. #russellbrand
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pureblarney
11/10/09

In reply to For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
Yet another reason to love Ian McKellen. #russellbrand
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SaraRueful
11/05/09

In reply to Everybody Was Kung-Fu (and Every Other Kind of) Fighting
"Shitcanned" means fired. I think you mean "shitfaced." #rihanna
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Ravi Somaiya
11/05/09

@SaraRueful: Cultural difference! But thanks, I'll change it. #rihanna
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Cynner
11/05/09

In reply to Everybody Was Kung-Fu (and Every Other Kind of) Fighting
"Thou shalt not fornicate." Prejean is safe as the TMZ article truly clarifies that the home-made porn is a solo act. Who knew she had such talent? #rihanna
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Wrapitup
11/01/09

In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
The only thing worse than this is if Kate Gosselin becomes a Jew. That haircut alone must be violating some or the other halakhic law, no? #jongosselin
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themediatrix
10/31/09

In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
People, seriously, do some homework.

Gawker is on the wrong side of this Gosselin story.

Jon wanted those kids off that reality show well-before the show ended, and he made that clear during actual episodes of the show from the second or third season.

Does he suck at PR? Yes. Did he go a little crazy with the ladies? Maybe. But he also finally got the guts together to stop prostituting out his kids.

He is a not so bright dude who is now trying to keep his kids off TV.

He has TLC and Kate trying to continue the exploitation of the kids, and meanwhile, the mainstream and gossip-media are dumping shit on him. If he does kill himself, the kids will basically be nothing but little money-makers born and raised in captivity as part of a plan by Kate Gosselin who was obsessed as a teen with the fame that "multiples" can bring. Pretty fucking sick.

How about at LEAST doing a little research before heaping on more hate to someone who is essentially completely alone in the world at the moment? This is *not* your typical celebrity is an ass situation.

Vanity Fair Article:
[bit.ly]

Relatives Trying to Save the Kids
[truthbreedshatred.blogspot.com]

Somewhere exist mirror links to the original posts written by the kids' aunt Jodi for the above blog. They discussed how horribly the kids were being treated and how Jon wanted to stop the show. They are from a few YEARS AGO. Sorry but although I follow this story I don't follow it closely enough to have saved those links.

In any case, if the media (even gossip sites) keeps sourcing only *itself* over and over on this story, it's going to continue to miss the REAL scoop here.
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snugbug
10/31/09

@themediatrix: + @all: Kindly please STOP commenting on this thread. If you keep it up, it's gonna make my Yiddish jokes down-thread vanish into a black hole of oblivion and I shall have labored in vain. Also, who cares? It's Saturday, it's Halloween, we just want entertainment, Foster delivered. Screw quote journalisistic objectivity unquote. #jongosselin
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themediatrix
10/31/09

@snugbug: um, no. #jongosselin
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snugbug
10/31/09

@themediatrix: Um, upper-case fail.

(Sorry; don't mean to be mean. They don't celebrate Halloween in Berlin & it's way late & I'm a little bored & looking for trouble.) #jongosselin
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themediatrix
10/31/09

@snugbug: Sorry you didn't find my response clever or entertaining. I'm not trying to be.

I just don't have a sense of humor about the fact that eight kids are working (six from birth) to support their mom's fantasy of being a celebrity.

(Hope you find trouble and some fun this evening.) #jongosselin
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i'm a bottle
11/01/09

@snugbug: Yiddish jokes? Yes, please. #jongosselin
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saralapua
11/02/09

@themediatrix: I didn't know Jon Gosselin commented on Gawker. Welcome to the fray, buddy. #jongosselin
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themediatrix
11/02/09

@saralapua: If anyone should do a little research, it's you darlin'. D'ya think jongosselin is a san francisco-based tech-dabbling public radio journalist with feminist sensibilities who's been posting on gawker for a couple of years?

Please stop wasting our time.
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saralapua
11/02/09

@themediatrix: Right back atcha. Chill out. It's gawker and you're apparently wound up tighter than a drum. Wow, talk about channeling anxiety into weird forums. #jongosselin
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themediatrix
11/02/09

@saralapua: *yawn* #jongosselin
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rledrialmder
10/31/09

In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Rabbi Smiley Botox is the same guy who was peddling his "lost Michael Jackson tapes" book earlier this month. I always thought one had to be involved in a sexual act for money, to be a whore, but I am learning how wrong I was...
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Smitros
10/31/09

In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Jon Gosselin? As if the Jews hadn't suffered enough already. #jongosselin
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IpsoFacto
10/31/09

In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Oh sweet Jesus. The giant whitehead on that greasy forehead. #jongosselin
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Conchie Birdie
10/31/09

In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Quite possibly your greated gossip roundup ever. Speaking on behalf of all Christians, though, we never wanted him in the first place. If we have to play this "toss the steaming bag of poop" around for more than a month, I will be very disappointed. And smelly. #jongosselin
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DrChickenbeer
10/31/09

@Conchie Birdie: Us athiests don't want him either. Maybe the Scientologists? #jongosselin
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Conchie Birdie
10/31/09

@DrChickenbeer: He sounds like a thetan... so maybe? #jongosselin
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ms_priestypants
10/31/09

@Conchie Birdie: I think we should give him to the Unitarians. #jongosselin
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Conchie Birdie
10/31/09

@ms_priestypants: Agreed. Let's get on that. #jongosselin
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BeeGee
10/31/09

@Conchie Birdie: Here is a little wisdom from my bubie that works for Tsar's and Jon Gosselins alike: "May the tsar be happy and healthy, may he have many, many children, and may they have many, many children... Far away from me." #jongosselin
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Tart of Darkness
11/01/09

@BeeGee: Your Bubie is awesome! #jongosselin
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kappakappaspankme
10/31/09

In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Foster, please marry me.

XO
Nice Jewish Girl (stuck in The South) #jongosselin
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snugbug
10/31/09

@kappakappaspankme: Get in line, klafte! I kid, I kid.. #jongosselin
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kappakappaspankme
10/31/09

@snugbug: O hai thar! Will you marry me if Foster won't? #jongosselin
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Foster Kamer
10/31/09

@kappakappaspankme: Only* if you went to a Jewish summer camp in the South. Coleman represent.

*There are exceptions.
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kappakappaspankme
10/31/09

@Foster Kamer: Bloody Hell. I went to J00 camp in the Poconos. #jongosselin
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Wrapitup
11/01/09

@kappakappaspankme: Shit, are you me??!! But I am an Honorary Jew and very married. Perchance, you are my doppelganger from an alternate timeline and our parallel universes just intersected. #jongosselin
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kappakappaspankme
11/01/09

@Wrapitup: I'm Bizzaro Wrapitup.

Full disclosure - I'm very married too, but I suffer from no delusions of grandeur. My husband would trade me in a nanosecond for a vintage Jazzmaster. #jongosselin
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Wrapitup
11/01/09

@kappakappaspankme: Jesus! Okay we have to form a crime-fighting team stat. One more nice Jewish girl from the South and Foster will be giving us instructions from a speaker phone thingy. First case: what is hiding in Kate Gosselin's hair? #jongosselin
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kappakappaspankme
11/01/09

@Wrapitup: Do you think Foster would let us wear capes? I'm not much on the tights but I have always wanted to wear a cape.

In Kate's hair: Jon's dignity? #jongosselin
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Pope John Peeps II
10/31/09

In reply to Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Item 3 makes little sense, isn't funny, and links directly back to the Gawker main site. Is there a meta-joke there I'm not getting?

PS. Is Rabbi Smuley the "rabbi shmuley" that Tracy Jordan needed to talk to on 30 rock when he "lost touch with his roots"?
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Foster Kamer
10/31/09

@Pope John Peeps II: "via an august news organization, the designator of which is known for his breakthrough research in the field of Lady Gaga's penis." That would be this site, and that would be me. The designation is not official, and the theoretical quotes are not real. Yet. And yes. This is that exact same rabbi, who is also, apparently, "America's Rabbi."
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DennyCrane
10/31/09

@Foster Kamer: You guys should create a trophy and mail it to his house. #jongosselin
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
10/31/09

@Foster Kamer:

Looks like it's Theoretical Quotes Week. #jongosselin
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themediatrix
10/31/09

@Pope John Peeps II: I was wondering if it was the same rabbi that broadcast that Elaine was "jealous of her friend George -- a loser" getting married on Seinfeld back in the day. #jongosselin
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