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    Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus

    Gays Finally Ruin the Bible

    Jesus Was Not a Transsexual

    Jesus' Bank of Choice Shut Down, Bought Out

    'Ronn. Ronn. Ronn!'

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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/20/09

    In reply to Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus
    I was always disappointed when my grandmother gave me Smuckers stock for birthdays and Christmas, but now I come to find out it's recession-proof and then some. Thanks, Gram! Sorry I was such a little ingrate.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/20/09

    In reply to Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus
    It is peanut butter jelly time.

    If only we had an ear-wormy little jingle to celebrate this fact....
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    11/20/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: ahh! you beat me to this comment! :-)
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/20/09

    In reply to Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus
    As Gawker's token, heterosexual, Southern Baptist hillbilly, I have to say, "God damn, I love me some peanut butter. It's like manna from Cleveland."
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    11/21/09

    @Brad Brown: I eat peanut butter on toast every single day. Every day.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/20/09

    In reply to Peanut Butter and Jelly Is the Body and Blood of Union-Busting Jesus
    The 40 year de-industrialization of this country is almost complete
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    Waitaminit: those cows are DIFFERENT COLOURS!!! #thegays
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    Image of the_marquee_de_lafayette the_marquee_de_lafayette
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    Aha! Now we know the vessel prototype for Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride! #thegays
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    Won't anyone think of the throuples? #thegays
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    Does this boat park at Cute Overload? #thegays
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    "No sir, we said TWO of every kind. No dateless wonders allowed."

    "Sigh." #thegays
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    11/09/09

    @Richard Lawson: ::signs Richard's dance card:: #thegays
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    This is all the result of a typo. The internal memo was supposed to say, "We do not frown upon the touching of two male loins." #thegays
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11/09/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Judging by the two roosters in the foreground, the next sentence of that memo was even racier.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    I want this as an enormous poster for my living room. #thegays
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    11/09/09

    @DahlELama: or as some sort of card! would be perfect for the holidays... #thegays
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    This is the cutest, but the background colors are hid. #thegays
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    Image of Sergio Hernandez Sergio Hernandez
    11/09/09

    @goetz: Oh, I don't know, I think that shade of mauve is a lovely choice for that "apocalyptic, global flood" mood. #thegays
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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    I saw Jesus in a tortilla once. She was not pretty. #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09

    @RheaPollstry: Did she need her hair done? Her makeup? Her nails? #religion
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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    11/04/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: No, no, she was terribly overdone already. #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09

    @RheaPollstry: If She was a taco that was overdone, could She restore Herself to fluffy, non-overdone, if She wanted to? #religion
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    Mary Magdalene: Jesus Was A Man. Trust. #religion
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    11/04/09

    @iplaudius: #religion
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    Do Scottish male to female transsexuals get a headstart because Scottish men can wear kilts? #religion
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