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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    Waitaminit: those cows are DIFFERENT COLOURS!!! #thegays
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    Image of the_marquee_de_lafayette the_marquee_de_lafayette
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    Aha! Now we know the vessel prototype for Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride! #thegays
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    Won't anyone think of the throuples? #thegays
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    Does this boat park at Cute Overload? #thegays
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    "No sir, we said TWO of every kind. No dateless wonders allowed."

    "Sigh." #thegays
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    11/09/09

    @Richard Lawson: ::signs Richard's dance card:: #thegays
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    This is all the result of a typo. The internal memo was supposed to say, "We do not frown upon the touching of two male loins." #thegays
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11/09/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Judging by the two roosters in the foreground, the next sentence of that memo was even racier.
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    Edited by Z und Vielpunkt's chick at 11/09/09 4:41 PM Z und Vielpunkt's chick was starred Z und Vielpunkt's chick was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    I want this as an enormous poster for my living room. #thegays
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    11/09/09

    @DahlELama: or as some sort of card! would be perfect for the holidays... #thegays
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/09/09

    In reply to Gays Finally Ruin the Bible
    This is the cutest, but the background colors are hid. #thegays
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    Image of Sergio Hernandez Sergio Hernandez
    11/09/09

    @goetz: Oh, I don't know, I think that shade of mauve is a lovely choice for that "apocalyptic, global flood" mood. #thegays
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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    I saw Jesus in a tortilla once. She was not pretty. #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09

    @RheaPollstry: Did she need her hair done? Her makeup? Her nails? #religion
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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    11/04/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: No, no, she was terribly overdone already. #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09

    @RheaPollstry: If She was a taco that was overdone, could She restore Herself to fluffy, non-overdone, if She wanted to? #religion
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    Mary Magdalene: Jesus Was A Man. Trust. #religion
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    11/04/09

    @iplaudius: #religion
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    Do Scottish male to female transsexuals get a headstart because Scottish men can wear kilts? #religion
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    If you believe that life begins at conception, then you must believe that Jesus is a transsexual, as all fetuses are initially female. #religion
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    Image of Sir Winston Thriller Sir Winston Thriller
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    GOD: I'd rather My son was dead than an transexual! Oh. Nevermind. #religion
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment Sir Winston Thriller was starred Sir Winston Thriller was unstarred
    Image of Sonar Jose Sonar Jose
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    Transsexual? That's just crazy talk. Everyone knows Jesus was the only white guy with straight, flowing sandy brown hair ever born in the middle of Palestine in the history of the world, to a mother who was the only woman ever to have her hymen broken outwards. It's right there in all four history books.

    Transsexual ... pssh. #religion
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09


    @Sonar Jose: No, no, no, no. Jesus was blond. Duh. There are pictures. #religion
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    11/04/09

    In reply to Jesus Was Not a Transsexual
    God: My Son Is Not A Pervert.

    God: You'd Think That My Reaction Would Be a Bit More Dramatic (and Creative) Than a Bitchy Whine.
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    Edited by Niko Bellic at 11/04/09 10:28 AM Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/04/09

    @Niko Bellic: Surely God would quote Laurence Oliver from the Neil Diamond version of The Jazz Singer: "I HEF NO SON!!!" #religion
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