The End of Watches? Yeah Right
“Sales of smartwatches and fitness trackers could outpace those of traditional watches by 2020, according to data from research firm Mintel.” Yeah right.
Grownup Website Editor Throws Twitter Tantrum Over His Bracelet
If you've never heard of Nilay Patel then here's what you need to know: He runs The Verge, a large, successful tech website where he last week posted a nearly 7,000-word review of the Apple Watch (for which he also shaved his forearm, for the video portion). You'd think he'd be a pretty secure man. But last night, he…
The 12 Days of Thatz Not Okay: And a Lace Thong for a Stranger’s Lady
Welcome to The 12 Days of Thatz Not Okay, a special holiday edition of a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Check back tomorrow for our next seasonal installment. As always, please send your questions (max: 200 words) to caity.weaver@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not…
How Many Carats Was Your Engagement Ring? Not That We Care
Among the most popular current queries over at UrbanBaby.com, a popular online message board for wealthy adult urban babies: "curios after reading the below post - how many carats is your engagement ring & where do you live? I live in NYC, engagement ring is 1.5 carats."
Your Giant Engagement Ring Looks Fucking Stupid, Jennifer Aniston
Oh hey, here's a picture of Jennifer Aniston rocking a zillion-carat engagement ring that her fiance, Justin Theroux, "gave" her. Though I assume Aniston bought the ring herself six years ago and stashed it in a safety deposit box until the day she finally found a man who could properly pull off being dressed like a…
British Government Argues That Christians Have No Legal Right to Wear Crosses at Work
The British government is set to argue, in a landmark court case, that Christians have no inherent right to wear a cross or crucifix openly at work.
Elizabeth Taylor's Jewels Sell for $116 Million
The sale of late screen legend Elizabeth Taylor's concluded yesterday and the collection fetched more than $116 million, well above its estimate. La Liz is a blockbuster even in death!
Does Rick Perry Wear Too Much Jewelry?
Who knows in these mixed-up times how much jewelry is too much for a man to wear? But Rick Perry wears a lot of it. Rings, bracelets, cufflinks, lapel pins—when he's not busy wowing crowds with his animated speaking style, Rick Perry loves to accessorize! Also, have you ever noticed what a fantastic dresser he is?…
A Quick Tour of Elizabeth Taylor's $30 Million Jewelry Collection
The interest in late screen legend Elizabeth Taylor's sparkling hoard of diamonds, rubies, and every other precious stone known to man was renewed today when Christie's announced it would be selling all 300 items (estimated to be worth $30 million) in December. Here are some of the highlights, so you can pick out…
Urban Outfitters Steals From Starving Artist, Again
Urban Outfitters was caught ripping off the jewelry line of Etsy seller Stevie Koerner: state-shaped necklaces with a heart punched in them. This would just be the latest in a long pattern of tchochke plagiarism for the trend-killing lifestyle emporium.
How Did Newt Gingrich Get Such a Sweet Deal at Tiffany's?
Perhaps the opposition researchers who dumped that story about Newt Gingrich's $250,000-$500,000 "revolving charge account" at Tiffany & Co. only wanted people to make fun of his gilded lifestyle, but it also raises more concrete, scandalous questions. Namely: Why would Tiffany's give the Gingriches a no-interest…
LiLo Violated Probation, Charges Dropped to Misdemeanor
Lindsay Lohan's preliminary evidentiary hearing has concluded, and the news is both good and bad.
Costco's $1 Million Diamond Ring
Next time you're at your local Costco, you know, buying that 5 lb. box of Swedish Fish, stocking up on frozen shrimp, maybe trying on wedding dresses, and ogling the cut-price flatscreens, maybe you want to pick up a diamond ring while you're at it—a $1 million diamond ring. Yup.
This Mexican Narco-Bling Will Make You the Envy of Your Crime Syndicate
This week, the Mexican government auctioned off a cache of narco-bling seized from drug lords in Mexico City. If you were in the market for a $25,000 rosary, this was the place to be! Here are the craziest pieces:
Now You Can Own a Kate Middleton Knockoff Ring
Costume jewelry designer Kenneth Jay Lane has created the "Princess Simulated Sapphire Ring" for QVC and they're on sale today! They're made in China and come with a limited warranty. Feel like royalty for just $39.54 (plus shipping). [NYM]

