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T.S._delegate
07/07/09

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Sounds like a missed opportunity to accidentally run my fist into his balls, mutter "oops! I'm so very sorry," and walk away.
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shostakobitch
07/07/09

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Isadora Duncan knows what should happen.
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NoWireHangers
07/07/09

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Maybe he wasn't referring to the whole beating-his-girlfriend thing. Maybe he just shat his pants?
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jimstoic
07/07/09

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Does he really own that piece? Or is it just on loan. I wonder about that.
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contradicto
07/07/09

@jimstoic: He found it on sale for a price he couldn't beat.
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T.S._delegate
07/07/09

@contradicto: I dunno. I heard he pushed the price down... and then it just happened to fall out of the car.
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Colonel Mustard
07/07/09

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Being the kind of dumb-ass who'd spend $300,000 on a pendant that says "OOPS!" is in some ways a punishment itself.

On the other hand, maybe he should go fuck himself.
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