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    Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    so they pipe in big band music for the 3 to 5 pm dinner crowd?
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    Call me when Patti Smith is tapped to design a sandwich for Perkins...
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/30/09

    @City_Dater:


    Cheeses hide in somebody's buns, but not mine.

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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    Denny's needs to figure out who lets under-drinking-age kids in between the hours of 10pm and 5am, and get them shut down.
    That's why I was there, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    Ms. Kirchner should remember that breaking the yolks to make a smiley face does not constitute a new menu item.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    Denny's was something we chose in college because we had no choice. Late night we could drive to Denny's, or to the diner where one of the waitresses dressed in black-face for Halloween.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/30/09

    @Lymed: Steak-N-Shake within walking distance for us.


    To waitress re: kid passed out on bench seat: "He will have two pieces of dry white toast and a coffee."

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    Image of Maura Johnston Maura Johnston
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    I can't believe this story didn't mention the greatest foodstuff name of our time: The Hooburrito.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    if they were playing that kinda bullshit at denny's when i was in high school, i would have stuck with the 40s in the parking lot.
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    Image of NoWireHangers NoWireHangers
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    If they really want to get the kids back they need credible bands. Bands like Third Eye Blind, Creed, and Sum 41.
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    Image of Maura Johnston Maura Johnston
    06/30/09

    @NoWireHangers: oh, sum 41 is there.


    Sum 41's The Sumwich:

    French toast sandwich filled with ham, cheddar cheese and eggs (guest's choice) and sprinkled with powdered sugar, served with hash browns and a side of syrup for dipping.


    so not kidding.

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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/30/09

    @Maura Johnston: i hear it's not particularly well-balanced. the cheese and syrup overpower everything else.
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    Image of NoWireHangers NoWireHangers
    07/01/09

    @Maura Johnston: Proof once again that reality is far more horrific than any joke I can conjure.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    Back in my day, we had Eat n Park. A Western PA mecca for late night eats and time wasting.


    Mmmm, grilled stickies a la mode how I've missed you.

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    06/30/09

    @ElleL: Where yinz at?
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    Sometimes I imagine hell to be eating something with orange cheese on it at a Denny's in Auburn, New York. Rascal Flatts is playing, loudly, and there are fourteen demons stabbing me in the ass with tridents.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    Me: Is that cup of coffee really bottomless?

    Denny's waitress: Yeah, but it ain't tipless.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    06/30/09

    @Dr. Nick: ..well, honey, you ain't topless..
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    Image of mathnet mathnet
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    You Were Meant for Meat
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    Old men who can't sleep and go to Denny's to read yesterday's newspaper, drink coffee, and eat pie at 3am will tell the manager, "please turn down that godawful dreck; I can't hear myself think" and the manager will comply and the kids will go drive around and smoke pot in their cars and Denny's will be back to where they started, with old people who drink coffee all day for 89 cents.
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    Image of contains_hot_liquid contains_hot_liquid
    06/30/09

    @CaptainFantastic: And the strippers who get out of work at 4 in the morning.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/30/09

    @contains_hot_liquid: @CaptainFantastic: That's what I call living. See you there - I'll be nodding out in a corner, with a thin stream of drool emerging from my lips.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    I'm only interested in the Rockapella enchiladas, personally.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    06/30/09

    @Mount_Prion: where you get to then unanimously yell "Where.. in the world... is.... (baritone only) the goddamn sour cream sauce, yow! -- Dooo wey... doobee doo wey dooo wey..."
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/30/09

    In reply to Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion
    Who Will Save Your Fillet of Sole?


    Foolish Game Hens?


    These Hams?

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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    06/30/09

    @Richard Lawson: Moons Over Mi-hammy Sound Machine
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    06/30/09

    @Richard Lawson: Pancakey-Breaky Heart
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    06/30/09

    @Richard Lawson: 'Till It Feels Like Cheeseburgers?


    Sweet Dreams of Pancakes?

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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    06/30/09

    @Richard Lawson: Limp Bizkit 'n Gravy
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    06/30/09

    @Richard Lawson: For the retro crowd- "Baby I'm-A Serve You" by Bread.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/30/09

    @Richard Lawson:

    "Feel Like Bacon Love" by Bad

    "Caramel Chameleon," by Culture Club Sandwich
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    Image of Must B. Nice Must B. Nice
    06/30/09

    @Richard Lawson:


    How could you forget You Were Meant for Meatloaf?

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    06/30/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight:
    by Michael Snackson:


    "P.Y.T (Pretty Yum Thing)"
    "Don't Stop 'Til You Get The Check"
    "Nosh With You"
    "The Grill is Mine"
    "Smoothie Criminal"

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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    06/30/09

    @Must B. Nice: Ha. And her collection of poems, A Night Without Tartar
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    Image of Housebroken(mostly) Housebroken(mostly)
    06/30/09

    @scroll_lock:

    by T-Bone Braxton


    "Un-Break My Tart"

    "Seven Whole Grains"

    "You're Making Me Pie"

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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/30/09

    @scroll_lock: "Wanna be Sautein' Somethin'"
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    06/30/09

    @scroll_lock: ah, the MJ classics...


    "I Just Can't Stop Loving Stew"

    "The Way You Make Me Meals"

    "Rockin' Gobblin'"

    "I'll Be Pear"

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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/30/09

    @lobstr: @scroll_lock:

    "Never Can Say It's Fried"

    "Uncle Ben"

    "Offal the Wall"
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/30/09

    @Richard Lawson:


    Green Day and Ham

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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    06/30/09

    @Smitros: @naugahydeinplainsight: @lobstr: @Housebroken(mostly): STOP THIS NOW! ITS NOT EVEN MY LUNCH BREAK YET AND I AM GETTING A SERIOUS CASE OF THE MUNCHIES!
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    06/30/09

    @Housebroken(mostly): @lobstr: @naugahydeinplainsight: All fabulous.
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    06/30/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: @lobstr: @Housebroken(mostly):
    The Beatles:


    "All My Oven"
    "All You Need is Lox"
    "Baby Back Ribs in the USSR"
    "Happiness is a Warm Bun"
    "Day Tipper"
    "Eight Eggs a Week"
    "Here Comes the Sunny Side Up"
    "Hey Chewed"
    "Love Me Dough"
    "Juicy in the Pie with Almonds"
    "Please Braise Me"
    "Strawberry Shortcake Forever"

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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    06/30/09

    @scroll_lock:


    (haha = 'Hey Chewed..')


    But don't forget..

    "Yeasterday"

    "Churn, Churn, Churn"

    "Yellow Margar-ine"


    and of course, the album "Spelt!"

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    06/30/09

    @lobstr:
    "Shake, Rattle and Buttered Roll"
    "Rocky Road Raccoon"
    "Sgt. Chili Pepper's Lonely Tarts Club Band"
    "The Long and Winding Roast"
    "We Can Wok It Out"
    "With a Little Smelt From My Friends"
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/30/09

    @scroll_lock: @scroll_lock: Damn those are good. It's late, but how about:

    Love My Roux

    Obla-Di, Obla-Dough

    Twist and Stout

    Lovely Pita

    Helter Seltzer
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/30/09

    @lobstr: Meant you, too, of course.
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