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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07:03 PM

    In reply to Men's Health Loved This Cover So Much They Used It Twice
    They should have gone all the way and recycled Statham, too. Heh heh - "all the way".
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    07:04 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): well, I for one would much rather gawp at Statham than a child. But maybe that's just me?
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    06:51 PM

    In reply to Men's Health Loved This Cover So Much They Used It Twice
    Yeah, I'm not sure there's ever been a Men's Health cover that didn't offer both SIX-PACK ABS and CARDIO WORKOUT something or others. They basically all look like this.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07:10 PM

    @braak: You know what would help you notice subtle semantic and aesthetic differences in the overall structure of this art? SIX-PACK ABS. That's right, don't question it. Are you eating carbs? FORGET IT. EAT A BACON. Listen to me. PROTEIN. What I'm not gay. FOOLISH.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    08:08 PM

    @Pope John Peeps II: TWO HUNDRED SEX TIPS.
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    Image of cpjones cpjones
    06:49 PM

    In reply to Men's Health Loved This Cover So Much They Used It Twice
    I miss the studly fitness models that used to be on the covers. None of the stars that the magazine gets on its covers are willing to pose shirtless anymore and I feel this objectification of men needs to return.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    06:51 PM

    @cpjones: Jason Statham saves that kind of carrying on for his film roles, thank god.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    06:47 PM

    In reply to Men's Health Loved This Cover So Much They Used It Twice
    Yeah but the '07 issue didn't tell me what the sexy women love and I've cancelled my subscription... HELP!!!!!
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    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    06:45 PM

    In reply to Men's Health Loved This Cover So Much They Used It Twice
    HIGH-larious!!
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    12/09/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Washington Post Op-Ed Debunked
    We demand that our fifteen-year-olds take written tests in controlled environments to ensure they actually wrote the words they take credit for.
    I humbly suggest that anything good enough for America's children - our children! - is good enough for Sarah.
    The SAT organization needs to proctor any and all Palin editorials, past, present and future.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/09/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Washington Post Op-Ed Debunked
    The thing I've never understood: other than the anti-"leftie tree huggers and PETA save all animals" kinda folk, just why in the world would anyone benefit off creating the "myth" of global warming? Damn, wouldn't we all be dancing in the streets if we found out this thing weren't true? What could anyone possibly be "gaining" or "profiting" off the concept that there is a very good chance we are completely destroying the very ground we walk on and air we breathe?
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/09/09

    @manchops: There you go again, using your liberal elitist skills of reasoning, logic, intelligence, observation and common sense.
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    Image of bythesidewalk bythesidewalk
    12/09/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    Wait, whats the character who says "Aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuucccccccccch, that's cute!" I love Kristen Wiig. And while we're at it, whenever I think about good recent SNL I think of Amy Poehler and Kaitlin... my favorite.
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    Image of Invisible-Echidna Invisible-Echidna
    12/08/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    Her characters aren't always funny.. but the woman is talented. Herself, Andy, and Bill are the main reason I've started tuning into SNL again. I love her celebrity impersonations, and occasionally her featured characters.
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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    12/08/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    I'm still not laughing, did I miss something?
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    12/09/09

    @Ogiri W Surie: I don't watch SNL - I've never seen her in anything aside from those Vincent Price Holiday Specials - but I just about peed myself watching that Target Lady clip. The others? Eh. But that Target Lady shit is inspired.
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    Image of shoroko shoroko
    12/09/09

    @Ogiri W Surie: I haven't found most of these sketches to be all that funny, but I think at this point SNL could take any comedian regardless of talent and make them not funny.
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    12/08/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    Penelope sucks, but the "bitch please" (not featured above) movie reviewer is great. "Vin Diesel should take a Fast walk into a Furious wood chipper.....biiiiitch pleeeeaaase!"
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    12/08/09

    @logruszed: It's not featured because that role was played by Michaela Watkins, who's, IMO, much more versatile and funny. Not to mention more fired:

    [ausiellofiles.ew.com]
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    Edited by ShawnP at 12/08/09 9:14 PM ShawnP was starred ShawnP was unstarred
    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    12/08/09

    @logruszed: Penelope is the best! Also, all of the haters out there I have two words for you: Cheri Oteri. Anyone saying Wiig is bad and not facing the reality of Cheri Oteri is a bit looney tunes.
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    12/09/09

    @SpyMagician: I dunno' if I get your point. Are you saying she is good because Oteri was bad? If so, why can't they both be bad? SNL has a long history of losing their best talent.
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    12/09/09

    @SpyMagician: I don't get your point. Wiig is basically Cheri Oteri squared. That's why I (usually) don't care for her.
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    12/08/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    I love Penelope! But what about the "Two A-holes"?
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    12/08/09

    @SpyMagician: You look like a rabbit sadly hasn't been heard in awhile.
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    Image of ghanedi ghanedi
    12/08/09

    @SpyMagician: I love the Two A-holes! Especially the one that they did with John Hamm!
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    Image of quickqueenof quickqueenof
    12/08/09

    @SpyMagician: I concur. Every Christmas I tell my husband I want "A beach." (but I never get it).
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    Image of Celena Martin Celena Martin
    12/08/09

    @SpyMagician:
    YES. I love the A-holes.
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    12/08/09

    @SpyMagician: I can probably watch a show built around those characters. Okay, maybe I could only stand 1/2 hour, but they would be so much better than Gilly.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12/08/09

    In reply to Classy Les Moonves Just Told a CNBC Reporter He's Firing His Mother-in-Law on Live TV
    As a game show nerd, this titillates my nipples as Michael Davies has been working on a pilot for a revival of Pyramid that CBS has expressed interest in. Fuck soaps.

    Here is your first subject...
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/08/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    I can tell she's very talented, but that stupid "just kidding" lady is just...well, unfunny. She's a cross between Kevin Nealon's "subliminal guy" and...um, some other character that annoys me.
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    Image of Kobayashi Maru Kobayashi Maru
    12/08/09

    In reply to A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly
    This is probably a one-off skit, but Wiig's impression of a theater actress circa 1960 is so incredible, is has fast become my favorite character she has ever done. LOOK AT ME!

    [www.hulu.com]
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    Kobayashi Maru was starred Kobayashi Maru was unstarred
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