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barbarawalterslover
11/28/09

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Ron Emanuel.
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cassandra
11/27/09

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Why do all the Housewives have that same face? That long face and stringy blonde hair?
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raincoaster
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@cassandra: Chin implants and a fascination with Carolyn Bessette Kennedy, whose hair was ALSO very expensively fried to a crisp.
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CODiva
11/27/09

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So Larry King's producers (do they moonlight at the Bravo Network?) are giving these creepy crawlers a showcase Monday night, to talk about their Excellent White House Adventure, and record optimum camera angles in their ongoing and so far successful bid to land a spot on the reality series? We're slipping fast, people.
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nicepony
11/26/09

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calla lilies. people like them always like
calla lilies.
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jburnaway
11/26/09

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Foster, your mock/serious excitement almost makes me want to bid... unfortunately, I am only about 8 drinks into the night..... give me 4 more beers and I will SO win this thing
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Foster Kamer
11/27/09

@jburnaway: Not at all mock! I am totes serious. You need to get more drunk and bid the fuck out of this thing. #TAXDEDUCTIBLE.
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jburnaway
11/27/09

@Foster Kamer: #TAXDEDUCTIBLE =best hashtag EVER... and i just sobered up enough to realize sloane crosley signed it... ugh... cruel world!
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JohnAgamemnon
11/26/09

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There is only funny in this because nobody died.

You don't need guns to kill people, you don' t need to bring weapons of your own to kill people. There are knives at the state dinner, and hey, look how close the woman got to both Vice Prez Biden and Chief of Staff Rahm.

This is a !@#$%^ disgrace.

...and remember Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko? Poisoned. (Possibly at a dinner meeting; [news.bbc.co.uk])

...and who else got in there? We knew these two have crashed the party because they made high profile about it, but who else got in that wasn't known?
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gawkimo
11/29/09

@JohnAgamemnon: OMG THEY COULD HAVE PEED IN THE LHASA!
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SpyMagician
11/26/09

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I think what is really sad is that we live in this post 9-11 world where tons of personal freedoms have been washed away and privacy is a quaint concept at best, yet two ding-a-lings with delusions can crash a Presidential event... And that this even happened after some loonball in the military who everyone knew was a loonball went all loonball and killed people on an Army base.

Which is all to say: So we're sacrificing all of this privacy and personal freedom for what exactly? It's pretty clear that any loon can get into--and do--whatever they want despite the best protections of those in charge.

But thank goodness nobody can bring large bottles of shampoo and conditioner on airplanes, and people have to have their shoes check at the airport, right?

Good effing lord.
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Lysergic Asset
11/26/09

@SpyMagician: Hear, hear.
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MelitaPolyhymnia
11/26/09

@SpyMagician: I think you are on to something here. With all of the sophisticated technology at our disposal these days, there doesn't seem to be any benefit. It's like a bunch of keystone cops out there.

It doesn't surprise me cause things like the financial meltdown happened right under the nose of all of the regulators, etc. It's a free-for all I tell ya!! And it's beginning to make me nervous.
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NotReadyForPrimeTime
11/26/09

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The first thing I thought of when I saw this was another couple who crashed DC parties--Kenneth and Sante Kimes, back in the 1970s. Mrs. Kimes and her son, also named Kenneth, murdered their wealthy NYC landlady a few years ago and are serving life in prison.
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thehighshelf
11/26/09

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Please let there be federal charges, for the sake of my happiness.
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pegolas71
11/26/09

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This gives me hope that one day I, too, shall be able to gain entry to a state dinner and come face to face with the miracle of Joe Biden's teeth.

The dream lives on.
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Helio
11/26/09

@pegolas71: his teeth are almost as fluorescent as hers. One of the many reasons, that picture is hard to stare at.
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Vivi21
11/26/09

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While it's true that nothing happened and the POTUS and his guests were never in any true danger, this is really problematic in another sense. When did people in this society become so selfish and self-absorbed? In their quest to get on a reality TV show, these two tried to crash a STATE dinner, where the Obamas were hosting foreign dignitaries. This is not just a party, folks--it's diplomacy in action and what these two did was to interrupt that to satisfy their own selfish ambitions. How does Obama explain this to India? My guess is that the WH is doing a lot of damage control right now, all because these two twits were deluded enough to crash an event at the WH to suit their own shallow goals. Ugh.
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Bunsy
11/26/09

@Vivi21: Agree 1,000%
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Lysergic Asset
11/26/09

@Vivi21: By now, there must be an Office of Damage Control in the Obama Administration.
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cassandra
11/27/09

@Vivi21: Not just any state dinner for India, but one almost exactly one year after the Mumbai terrorist attacks.
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marciax3
11/26/09

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So they went through metal detectors, but were at a DINNER. One well thrown steak knife....
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Claire Buoyant
11/26/09

@marciax3: Good thing the menu is mostly vegetarian (except for prawns).
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marciax3
11/27/09

@Claire Buoyant: Poison tipped corn fobs? It's doable for a trained assassin/aspiring reality show star.
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MelitaPolyhymnia
11/26/09

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These days everything seems to be a caricature of itself anyway, so why not treat a serious, official United States of America formal State Dinner as if it were a neighborhood street fair? I mean who really decides where to draw the line in society these days? And are there any lines? Dunno.

Maybe this will inspire a similarly
psychotic couple to stow away on a NASA mission? Stay tuned folks!
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VeeKaChu
11/26/09

@MelitaPolyhymnia: Or better yet, how about the Guidos from "Beach House" at the bargaining table with Kim Jong-Il.
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LilyBonesBurana
11/26/09

@VeeKaChu: I'm going with your idea. The small talk about hair-styling tips would be worth the price of admission.
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Claire Buoyant
11/26/09

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On top of Michaele's Facebook page: "I was honored to be invited to attend the First State Dinner hosted by President Obama..."

Invited? I guess that's why you're not wearing pants, because they'd be on fire.

And here's the family winery:
[www.facebook.com]
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Helio
11/26/09

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ugh, i just saw this story on CNN. And another famewhore gets her wings.
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