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    John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
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    Image of Inhaler Inhaler
    03/04/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    Grammy nominated band, The Steel Drivers, will be performing the 1930's feel-good hits "Brother, Can You Spare A Dime," "Life is Just A Bowl of Cherries," and "Keep Your Sunny Side Up."
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    Image of CatherineTrammell CatherineTrammell
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    The photos under "Celebrities" on his website are priceless. "Angelina Jolie wearing one of my t-shirts."


    Wow.

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    Image of spraytanman spraytanman
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    Wow never heard of this guy but he is up there with Aleksey Vayner and Timothy Sykes on biggest doufus of the world honors


    I love on his skills page he quotes MyHeritage Face Recognition Software as a legitimate tool in diagnosing who he would be a body double with and lists the percentages. Stating Johnny Depp first - but the only legitimate double he played was for Will Ferrel. Unreal.

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/03/09

    @spraytanman: He's the gift that keeps on giving - as long as he never becomes self-aware.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    Even though I'm here in Atlanta... I don't think I could deal with JFP at 4 in the morning. Sorry.
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    03/03/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: He was arrested outside Phipps Plaza on Saturday for flashing his Buckhead at passersby.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    Shouldn't there be a "no fatties" note somewhere in there, if JFP is really in charge of this unpaid extras roundup?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    Only John Fitzgerald Page can invite you to become a Gawker commenter.
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    Image of onenotesam onenotesam
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    So, lemme get this straight--he's hiring people to work on a movie, but there's no pay. So, in addition to all of the other horrible criminal injustices visited upon us by JFP, he's now trafficking in human slaves? I thought they changed the law in Georgia to make that illegal back in the early 1970s. Someone should call Barack Obama on his ass.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    03/03/09

    @onenotesam:

    I'm surprised they're not just busing in prison inmates from a chain gang. Ahhh, Georgia.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/03/09

    @onenotesam: He is providing a soup line. Very authentic.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    NOTE: to be in this movie, you must use my name - JOHN FITZGERALD PAGE - when you check-in. NO EXCEPTIONS.


    It's open to the public, you colossal asswipe.

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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    How can he be in a periodically accurate 1930's movie with plugs? I he was waiting for his big break in the Ron Popeil Story regarding the discovery of spray on hair.
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    03/03/09

    @scroll_lock: Or the long awaited I'm not just the president, I'm a member too: The Sy Sperling Story
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/03/09

    @scroll_lock: But with a wig, he could play one of the Depression's greatest stars:


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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/03/09

    @scroll_lock: JFP + CFC's = Comedy gold!
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    03/03/09

    @Charlotte Rae's Web: I'm hot for Sy's new, hipper look:
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/03/09

    @scroll_lock: Lulz. He IS a hottie!
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    03/03/09

    @BadUncle: He's too feminine to pull off a convincing Nancy.
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    03/03/09

    @Aaron Altman: I can't wait for the big CFC scene where he gets slapped around and pinned by Al Gore!
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    03/03/09

    @BookishLookish: He's got a breakaway merkin, too. Don't ask me how I know this.


    @Charlotte Rae's Web: He can get you into infomercials provided you're up for illegal acts involving Billy Mays and Mighty Putty.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    Except the 1930s was like the pinnacle era of hair, makeup and fingernail polish.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    Will this movie be upscale?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/03/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: It'll be considered the third-best film watched by billionaires.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    look at that mug. He's gonna look like Dick Cheney in a few years.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    Coming soon to a bookstore remainder bin near you:

    PRE-FIT OR NOT: The John Fitzgerald Page Love Guru Handbook
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    Praise merciless wotan. I was hoping for a JFP sighting, and wondering if he'd lost his Ibanker job and beemer.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/03/09

    In reply to John Fitzgerald Page Can Put You in the Movies!
    I get it: Come dressed either as a refugee from the Dust Bowl or a character in a Noel Coward play.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/03/09

    @Kid Twist: It's a comedy of manors among Oakie grape pickers.
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