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    Michael Moore Shamelessly Tells Exaggerated Anecdote On Late-Night Talk Show

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    10/28/09

    In reply to Michael Moore Shamelessly Tells Exaggerated Anecdote On Late-Night Talk Show
    This round of Schadenfreude is on me, folks. #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Michael Moore Shamelessly Tells Exaggerated Anecdote On Late-Night Talk Show
    This is kind of blowing my mind, since Michael Moore seems to be making fun of a socialist. I'm confused. #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Michael Moore Shamelessly Tells Exaggerated Anecdote On Late-Night Talk Show
    #metahalloffame #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Michael Moore Shamelessly Tells Exaggerated Anecdote On Late-Night Talk Show
    Well, it is a matter of public record that Hess always claimed he spent the night before the 1923 Big Putsch in Munich teaching the funny little führer all the choruses to the Beer Hall Polka. #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Michael Moore Shamelessly Tells Exaggerated Anecdote On Late-Night Talk Show
    Michael Moore irritates me like no other, but come on. It was clearly told for comedic purposes. #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Michael Moore Shamelessly Tells Exaggerated Anecdote On Late-Night Talk Show
    What legitimate points? Aren't his documentaries mostly "gotcha" pieces?

    "Roger & Me's" popularized scene was him being moved past at the GM shareholder's meeting. "Bowling for Columbine" had the Heston interview where he said dumb, racist things. "Fahrenheit 9/11" is all about "My Pet Goat." "Sicko" had the guy who lost a finger. Admittedly I haven't seen "Capitalism: A Love Story" but apparently the big scene in that is him attempting to citizen's-arrest the directors of AIG.

    Where are the salient points? That's a bunch of attention-grabbing nonsensical bullshit, much like claiming that you got Hugo Chavez drunk by chance in the middle of the night and he formulated policy statements based on it. If Moore presents well-reasoned arguments, they're buried under the marketing strategy for his work: be the sociopolitical commentary equivalent of "The Tom Green Show." I have yet to hear policy recommendations in any of his films beyond a lot of wouldn't-it-be-nice hokum about how Canadians leave their doors unlocked and it's ironic to have a museum in Flint where animatronic car-building machines and hard-hatted workers sing together despite a population made redundant by said machines. #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    @Unsolicited Advice:
    Thank you.

    Of course, the world might a better place if Hugo Chavez knocked a few back, but such decisions are above my pay grade. #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Here's a couple.

    First, Sicko may not have convinced me that Cuba's or France's healthcare systems are better than ours, but it did convince me that it's idiotic that we don't have universal healthcare. Americans accept "socialism" in other forms (e.g., Social Security, free education); why wouldn't they agree that healthcare is just as important a right as education? The fact is they do, despite the attempts by the insurance industry to change the subject. The film was very persuasive on that point.

    Second, in Bowling for Columbine, he made some very simple points about America's gun culture. Again, the fact that he can be misleading doesn't cancel out his point; for example, just because he lied about the timeline between applying for a bank account and getting a free gun, the point remains that IF YOU OPEN A BANK ACCOUNT YOU GET A FREE GUN. That is wack.

    I could go on and on.

    Fahrenheit 9/11 makes many, many points. I saw it with a Republican friend of mine, who was affected by it very much.

    He makes plenty of policy recommendations. Some I agree with, some I don't. But they're there -- in fact he beats you down with them. I'm frankly shocked that you claim to have not heard them. #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Michael Moore Shamelessly Tells Exaggerated Anecdote On Late-Night Talk Show
    Maybe he just meant that he was drinking tequila, alone, in the vicinity of Hugo Chavez. In which case, he isn't a liar, just an alcoholic. #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    @goetz: Using this technique, I can say, with conscience 99% clear, that I have eaten with and slept with dozens of celebrities. #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: The first two times I read this I thought you said the following: "I can say, with conscience 99% clear, that I have eaten and slept with dozens of celebrities." That one percent was still holding strong. #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    @goetz:

    Mickey Rourke? Ate him. Angelina Jolie? Tastes like chicken... #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: And how do you sleep at night? Aside from in a bed littered with the boiled bones of today's brightest stars. #michaelmoore
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    10/28/09

    @goetz: Geez, goetz, I was just kidding. I don't really eat them, I just play hooky, sneak into their closets and try on their outfits. #michaelmoore
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Tuesday Night Viewers Guide
    What's with all the Conan repeats? And didn't Stewart and Colbert just take a 3 week hiatus? #television
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    10/13/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Pulls a Letterman, Sleeps with Employee
    always gotta bring Africa into it: "was in Africa ministering to orphans"
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    10/12/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Pulls a Letterman, Sleeps with Employee
    Next thing you’re going to tell me that Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara are having a fling.
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    10/12/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Pulls a Letterman, Sleeps with Employee
    They're kind of being schmucks about this. There was never any real allegation that Letterman didn't "keep things professional" during work hours, just snide insinuations based on the fact that he has a couch in his office -- which I'm sure Kimmel does, too.

    The fact is, the two situations are almost exactly the same -- unmarried men who started relationships with underlings, possibly while in relationships with other people.

    No one cares that much about Kimmel's highjinks, because a) he's a big dumb galoot who formerly hosted "The Man Show"; b) he hasn't interviewed Clinton or Obama or expressed views that made conservatives angry; and c) no one cares that much about Kimmel, period. But if the media continue to go after Letterman without criticizing Kimmel, that's just hypocritical. Either they're both power-tripping leches who created an unfair work environment, or neither of them did anything worth carping about for weeks on end.
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    10/12/09

    @TedSez: I'll take option number two, please! Did I win a toaster?
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    10/12/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Pulls a Letterman, Sleeps with Employee
    "The sad thing is that this is tearing Molly up." No, Kimmel is.
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    10/12/09

    @GORDONGARTRELLE: You should be ashamed. and hearted.
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    10/12/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Pulls a Letterman, Sleeps with Employee
    Prepare to abandon the country the day Leno makes revelations about unnatural acts his chin has committed against his staff.
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    10/12/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Pulls a Letterman, Sleeps with Employee
    While the relationship may draw comparisons to David Letterman's recent revelations, the insider says, "during work hours, they keep things professional."

    Unlike Letterman, who was just cold fucking his assistant ON SET during the middle of rehearsals.
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    10/12/09

    @Dave J.: i've been laughing at the phrase "cold fucking" for the last ten minutes. letterman is so goddamned gangsta!
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    10/12/09

    @Dave J.: Isn't the correct term "cold cocking" as in Yeah, I was cold cocking the bitch when her old man walked in.
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    10/12/09

    @Tattertotter: I've never heard cold cocking used that way. [www.urbandictionary.com]
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    10/12/09

    @bytememehard: I think you are supposed to cold-cock the dad when he walks in on you and the bitch. Then it's back to the cold fucking.
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    10/12/09

    @inthesticks: Now we're talkin' cold cockin'!
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    10/14/09

    @bytememehard: Actually there was a wee scandal a few years back involving Playboy mag's Q&A section when a guy asked an editor how he could talk his girlfriend into having sex with him. The editor said "Don't say anything, just cold cock the bitch." Quelle outrage and cancelled subscriptions over that and I've always remembered it for some reason.
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    10/12/09

    In reply to Jimmy Kimmel Pulls a Letterman, Sleeps with Employee
    seems like kimmel just wants to boost his rateings.
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