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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    03:31 PM

    In reply to Also, Jennifer Aniston May Be Dating Your Thanksgiving Leftovers, Too
    Ten years from now, Lindsay Lohan will be lucky if she can get a spot in Dakota Fanning's entourage.
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    02:52 PM

    In reply to Also, Jennifer Aniston May Be Dating Your Thanksgiving Leftovers, Too
    That Jennifer Lopez tape is going to be hot. This is before she was stumbling over her dancers with 15 to bad movies on her IMDB. The time frame of the tape is arguably her prime and by extension, her butt's prime.
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    03:16 PM

    @jasonelias: I thought it was going to be a present-day tape of her and Skeletor, and I was thinking, "Why the fuck did she wait this long?"
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    03:40 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: I'm glad it's not present-day, I couldn't bring myself to watch that Lowered Expectations fest.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    01:44 PM

    In reply to Also, Jennifer Aniston May Be Dating Your Thanksgiving Leftovers, Too
    Did Orlando Bloom miss the airport shuttle bus?
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    01:39 PM

    In reply to Also, Jennifer Aniston May Be Dating Your Thanksgiving Leftovers, Too
    Both the headline and the Victoria "Ground Cumin" Beckham item are signs from God that I should make my delicious leftover turkey tacos for dinner tonight.

    Allahu Akbar, Foster.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    02:03 PM

    @OliversArmy: Asalaam Alaikum.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    01:02 PM

    In reply to Also, Jennifer Aniston May Be Dating Your Thanksgiving Leftovers, Too
    Read the headline, lol'ed, saw the byline. Of course. Happy holiday weekend.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    01:11 PM

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: You too! Can you tell I want to get the fuck out of town as quickly as I possibly can? OH YEAH. We're broadcasting from Gawker Weekend's BirdNest: Las Vegas, NV. So if the tone's a little, uh, hostile, excuse it. I feel trapped.
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    04:35 PM

    @Foster Kamer: In with the good air. Out with the bad air. Also, order Champagne.
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    Image of behrens behrens
    08/01/09

    In reply to Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
    re: item 4 (beyonce's ass). A friend of mine ran into and "bought drinks for" (I'm just the messenger here) Jay-Z at Rockstar Bar in Williamsburg (the one that smells awful and has a plaster mermaid). I guess he showed up there one night last November (around Thanksgiving, presumably assuming it'd be pretty quiet)

    Turns out before it turned into a PBR vending machine, that place was one of Hov's haunts. You know like "back in the day" and all that.

    They got a buck hunter machine I'm pretty sure.
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    08/01/09

    In reply to Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
    New York is Gamorrah? I would have thought Sodom.
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    Image of jackvinyl jackvinyl
    08/01/09

    In reply to Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
    Shotgun Stories is incredible - especially as a first time film - but Nichols isn't DGG's longtime DP, that would be Tim Orr.

    However, they are all buddies.
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    Image of tribalpottery tribalpottery
    08/01/09

    In reply to Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
    Sebastian Stan, Leighton Meester's boyfriend, is definitely a great actor and not to mention absolutely gorgeous. I highly recommend watching him on unfortunately low rated and cancelled NBC show "Kings".

    http://www.hulu.com/kings
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/01/09

    @tribalpottery: I knew "Kings" was too good to last from the moment it was put on the schedule. Still, I was seriously hooked and Sebastian Stan was a major reason why.
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    Image of tribalpottery tribalpottery
    08/01/09

    @lionboy: Wasn't he freaking brilliant on "Kings"?! If the show's ratings did better, he would've definitely been nominated for an Emmy. He was like a male version of Elizabeth Moss from "Mad Men": striving heir apparent in an unfair world. Anyone who could act on par and more than hold his own against the acclaimed Ian McShane of "Deadwood" definitely has some gravitas as an actor. That was one of the most complex portrayals of a gay character ever on television. I thought SS was visually cute before but the fact that he's SUCH a good actor is even sexier.
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    08/01/09

    @lionboy: Loved this scene of Sebastian Stan's:

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/62513/kings-king-silas-outs-jack#s-p3-st-i1
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/01/09

    @tribalpottery: The best way I can describe it is mesmerizing.
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    Image of EastEndguy EastEndguy
    08/01/09

    In reply to Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
    Awwww..."Buck Hunter" is a video game? Because I totally thought it was some sly underground slang for sex stuff, which made the item an awful lot more interesting, frankly.
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    Image of itsthereal itsthereal
    08/01/09

    In reply to Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
    I'd definitely watch a sitcom called Showbiz Spy and Me. Then again, I'd definitely watch a lot of things.
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    08/01/09

    @itsthereal: Even if it involved Perez Hilton and his love-interest/sidekick Bobby Trendy?
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    Image of itsthereal itsthereal
    08/01/09

    @ShanghaiLil: If I say no, is that a hate crime?
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    07/16/09

    In reply to J-Lo: Duane Park
    I always thought that all of the so-called farmers markets in Manhattan are fake. Are those really "farmers" selling tomatoes and flat-screen panel TVs out of the backs of trucks every weekend?
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    06/05/09

    In reply to Imus Producer Was Actually First to Call Sotomayor 'J-Lo' For No Reason
    I am really pretty shocked that anyone thinks this isn't racist.


    Sotomayor is a distinguished judge, not an entertainer. I don't care if she and Lopez went to the same school, lived on the same block, played on the same swing...the only reason anyone is comparing them is because for plenty of people Jennifer Lopez is the only Boricua they know of in existence. This whole giving her an entertainer's nickname is a vaguely racist way of saying- "See, she shouldn't be taken seriously. She's just So-So from the block."


    When have people looked at a white person in political power, and tried to compare them to some entertainer except in cases where there was a clear (and amusing) physical resemblance? So, please, give me a break with that "their lives are so similar" crap. How incredibly unique to be a brown person from New York who had a tough upbringing. If she was Mexicana (which is like the 'official' Latino to some of these conservatives), people would really be acting up; in fact, I'm sure some of them really don't know/care about the difference.

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/05/09

    In reply to Imus Producer Was Actually First to Call Sotomayor 'J-Lo' For No Reason
    People tell me I look like Bob Dylan all time. Seriously, at least once a week.


    "Hey man, it's Bob Dylan!" etc.


    I was had a group of Japanese tourists walk by me in SoHo, and amongst the Japanese I didn't understand I distinctly heard the words 'Bob Dylan.'


    I'm Jewish, so I might call them all racists... if I didn't think Bob Dylan was hot.

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/05/09

    @HiredGoons: 'was had' = 'once had'


    *drinks more coffee (I start work at 11, this is my morning).

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/05/09

    @HiredGoons:


    I'm assuming you're not a chick. Then the Dylan comparison might be weird.

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/05/09

    @Smitros: you assume korrectly.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/05/09

    @Smitros: unless I was Cate Blanchette.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/05/09

    In reply to Imus Producer Was Actually First to Call Sotomayor 'J-Lo' For No Reason
    You can always go back to Imus for this kind of thing. You youngs do not remember the awful "parody" of newswoman Sue Simmons his stupid radio show on WABC used to do, but it was supremely racist and not funny.


    His version of "Plastic Jesus" via Billy Saul Hargis was kinda smokin' though.

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