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    08/31/09

    In reply to Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
    If memory serves, Ken and Barbie don't have sex organs so we're all safe from Speidi spawn.
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    08/31/09

    In reply to Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
    It's funny how these quasi-celebrities have to have a baby once they run out of reasons for the paparazzi to follow them.
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    08/31/09

    In reply to Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
    Speidi Spawn, why not? Heidi's been changing Spencer's diapers for some time now...
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    08/31/09

    @Martiniman: But what sort of mutant being would two fetal alcohol syndrome rejects have? They need to be spade/neutered, as appropriate.
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/31/09

    In reply to Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
    The thought of a spawn of Speidi is simply too terrifying for words. Hoping their reproductive organs are as stupid and confused as they are is not enough. We need to plan a fertility intervention.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    08/05/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
    I remember thinking that Jill Sobule's other hit had come back in vogue during the Katy Perry blitz. Then I heard the new song. Just another reason to long for the 90's.
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    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    08/05/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
    Katy Perry may have more fame but she didn't get to have Fabio in her video. So I say its a wash.
    Plus Katy never go the Beavis and Butthead treatment.
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    Magister promoted this comment Cheruth was starred Cheruth was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    08/05/09

    @Cheruth: So, you mean that the two or three times I've heard "Kissed a Girl" on the radio or in a coffee shop, I've heard the Souble song? I just pulled-up the video for the Perry version and I have to say, it's not lilting in the least.
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    08/05/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
    Go, Lance Black! Go, Sill Sobule! Shuddup, James Caan (actually don't, you're funny.) Rest of the people mentioned in the roundup: whatever.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    08/05/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
    I hated Sienna before that. Kellz, your arm pit...WTF???
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    08/05/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
    Dear Ms. Rivers: Condoms do not prevent in vitro fertilization.
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    Image of lift_with_the_legs lift_with_the_legs
    08/05/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
    Kelly, STOP...stop stop stop. Don't you understand? Gerard Butler is up here, and you're down here!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    08/05/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
    I kind of echo Ashley Olsen's surprise. Then again, when it comes to this stuff, MK's really the one to watch.
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    Image of Cynner Cynner
    08/05/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
    Is it me, or is Kelly a tranny-in-the-making in that photo? Lord, all she needs is a five-o'clock shadow!
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    Image of z00L z00L
    08/05/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
    Kelly's armpit's gone commando.
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    Image of just assign me a random number just assign me a random number
    08/05/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
    After dating a married father of four? What about when SM called Pittsburgh Shitsburgh when she couldn't find any coke?
    Granted it was hilarious, but still.
     Reply
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    08/05/09

    @just assign me a random number: The availability of coke has nothing to do with it.
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    08/05/09

    @Gawker: I heart skipped when I saw seyswho replied to my comment, but then I realized that I still wasn't approved. Bravo, Gawker, for shitting on a young girl's dreams.
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    seyswho promoted this comment just assign me a random number was starred just assign me a random number was unstarred
    Image of seyswho seyswho
    08/05/09

    @just assign me a random number: Whoops!!! I'm sorry, it's still early...
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    Image of just assign me a random number just assign me a random number
    08/05/09

    @seyswho: Yay for me! I'm a Gawker commenter! Time to go update my resume...
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    seyswho approved this comment just assign me a random number was starred just assign me a random number was unstarred
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    08/05/09

    Dammit!
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    Image of eastofwest eastofwest
    08/05/09

    In reply to Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
    "A singer named Jill Sobule?" You don't know who Jill Sobule is?
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    Image of CountFosco CountFosco
    08/05/09

    @eastofwest: Yeah, CB. I recommend checking out Jill Sobule ASAP. Her girl-kissing song was funny and wry, whereas Katy Perry's is, um, less so.
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    08/05/09

    @CountFosco: Agreed. Is Jill upset that Katy is getting paid, or is she envious of that hot...Josh Groban...action?
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