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    Image of Volsciana Volsciana
    10:22 AM

    In reply to How to Get In and Out of Journalism Alive
    By the way, did you ever get to the bottom of who hired that Private Eye to investigate you Hamilton?
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    10:05 AM

    In reply to How to Get In and Out of Journalism Alive
    She didn't deserve to be kidnapped but she's stupid and irresponsible. I'm glad she's ok, now people who care about her need to sit her down and give her a wake-up chat.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    09:54 AM

    In reply to How to Get In and Out of Journalism Alive
    Since most journalists swing to the left and are against the Constitutional right to bear arms, this puts them in a bit of a pickle, doesn't it?
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    10:43 AM

    @momof3wildkids: No it doesn't, as long as they have a brain to understand the difference between carrying a gun into a local bar and carrying it into a war.
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    Image of newsnun newsnun
    11:08 AM

    @momof3wildkids: Well now, that's a bigger leap than the one Michael Lohan didn't take this morning.
    I'm in the media, I'm sort of liberal, so D'OH! You must mean me!
    Except that it's not so black and white. I am for the Constitution; I am against lunatics buying assault rifles without a background check. I am against criminals being more heavily armed than the police. I am for arming the good guys when they go into war zones.
    Nope, I'm not in a pickle at all.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11:10 AM

    @Niko Bellic: You obviously don't hang out at any fun bars. A weapon could be very useful down in some of the more colorful bars out there.
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    11:11 AM

    @newsnun: Fair enough.... I should have added the qualifier of "some" or "quite a few" to journalists.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    11:53 AM

    @momof3wildkids: A weapon could be very useful

    Yeah, I'm sure you'd be able to kill without a moment of hesitation on any given night out.
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    09:51 AM

    In reply to How to Get In and Out of Journalism Alive
    Everyone's beloved A-Coops got his start this way, I believe. Although I think his was more Vanderbilt money and less waitressing tips.
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    Image of flavorflav flavorflav
    11/25/09

    In reply to Survivor: Local Cincinnati PR Firm
    I recently applied for a PR job -- in Norfolk, Va., which makes Cincinnati look like Rome -- that asked me to supply "a current walk-on-water packet." I cried a little and did as directed.

    I didn't get the job.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    11/25/09

    In reply to Survivor: Local Cincinnati PR Firm
    What a prize! And the first runner-up gets to remove the bolts from this guy's neck.
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    11/25/09

    In reply to Survivor: Local Cincinnati PR Firm
    I can't wait until we all have to compete for the remaining jobs left at the U.S. Postal Service. On TeeVee!
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    11/25/09

    In reply to Survivor: Local Cincinnati PR Firm
    Is there any kind of hell other than PR hell?
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    11/22/09

    In reply to Which Upper West Side Personality and 1983 Obama Roommate Needs a Memoir-Writing Assistant?
    When I was younger and more aimless I did one of these vanity project ghostwriting gigs, but in exchange for writing and editing his utterly mundane reminiscence I was actually paid $20 an hour. Even then I had to stop after a month because it was just too depressing to spend my days knee deep in so much drek and delusion. I did get to spend a few afternoons "researching" 40-year-old issues of the Saturday Evening Post at Columbia. That was kinda cool.
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/21/09

    In reply to Which Upper West Side Personality and 1983 Obama Roommate Needs a Memoir-Writing Assistant?
    A nobody whose sole claim to fame is that 26 years ago he lived with Obama but the book he is writing isn't a tell-all? Wow, what savvy publisher wouldn't snap that up for a six-figure advance!
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    11/21/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Come on, be fair. He says right in the ad that he has a "highly visible career", so I'm guessing: school crossing guard at P.S. 6, person waving in Rock Center during "Today" show, or Jay McInerney.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    11/21/09

    In reply to Which Upper West Side Personality and 1983 Obama Roommate Needs a Memoir-Writing Assistant?
    it's Vadim Ponorovsky from Paradou. He had to edit all the "fucking cocksucker motherfucker''s from the CL listing ..
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/21/09

    In reply to Which Upper West Side Personality and 1983 Obama Roommate Needs a Memoir-Writing Assistant?
    Hey, I work at Five Guys here in D.C. and Obama comes in three times a week.

    Here's what he orders:

    A single patty cheeseburger
    fried onions
    lettuce
    tomato
    pickles
    barbeque sauce

    In my memoir the sandwich has a late night conversation with the president where it helps him solve national issues, offering sage advice on foreign policy, and discussing the detriments of high cholesterol and closing Guantanamo. The president will think it was all indigestion, but the world will know "Cowpatty" was the most influential slab of processed dead meat the president ever conversed with.

    I’m planning to ask for movie rights.
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    11/21/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Make that burger an elaborate metaphor for Iraq and you've got yourself a deal.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/21/09

    In reply to Which Upper West Side Personality and 1983 Obama Roommate Needs a Memoir-Writing Assistant?
    This listing may set a new standard for "most requirements for least rewards." (Also for "most protracted hanging on of coattails.")
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    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    11/21/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Anyone fitting most of the requirements has better (and/or paid) things to do with their time. Starting with writing their own book to complete the graduate program.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/21/09

    @La Mareada: Porque estas mareada?

    #tips
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    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    11/21/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Porque si tenga dinero para una vida amable y estable en Manhattan, no quiera ser una esclava por un pendejo codo. Por supuesto!

    (Perdoname, no puedo escritar los diacriaticos ahorita)
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/21/09

    @La Mareada: That's why I live in Mexico (for real) - I'm a reverse immigrant.

    #tips
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    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Donde estas?
    I was one too(OAX y GTO), until circumstances dragged me back to the states. I'll "retire" to Mex a couple of more times before 65.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    @La Mareada: A teeny, seriously Mexican pueblo about an hour and a half north of Puerto Vallarta. Living with a boyfriend, broke off my ass but having a great time. Been here six years, not eager to return stateside: between the economy and the conflagration of right-wing morons, it scares me.

    #tips
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset: They shoot humans, don't they?

    I liked living in El Paso because it was such an easy stroll to Juarez. Ah, Waa-zoo, which is, I see in the news today, the most homicidal city on earth. I think that includes Baghdad and maybe even Detroit.

    There is speculation La Republica may become a failed state, and all because of the rush to provide sauce for the nostrils of high school dropouts like Lins.



    #tips
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    @Tremonius: The glory of living in a very high-profile tourist area is that the drug war hasn't come calling here... and of course, I hope it never does. Legalization would solve everything (I'm simplifying things profoundly, I know) but it would also render many influential people to get rich while others die tryin'.

    #tips
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset: You betcha. High-profile tourista spots, that's pretty safe.

    [www.latimes.com]


    #tips
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    @Tremonius: I heard about that, but I think there is much less shooting in Puerto Vallarta... although tourists get murdered now and again, too, though usually in robberies.

    #tips
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset: "And the right-valiant Banquo walk'd too late;
    Whom, you may say, if't please you, Fleance kill'd,
    For Fleance fled:
    men must not walk too late"


    #tips
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    Image of NeedsMoreKanye NeedsMoreKanye
    11/21/09

    In reply to Which Upper West Side Personality and 1983 Obama Roommate Needs a Memoir-Writing Assistant?
    ATTN: I'm working on a memoir, set in 2008, when I campaigned with John McCain.

    The memoir is about my life and about what Wasilla was like back in the day, and how we lived then, but McCain and how much I hate him and how he's jellus of me is obviously a player in the story. This is not a tell-all, it's a dank, savage and semi-literate book.

    This is an internship, you will be paid in moose by-products and hoppy Alaskan beer.

    You will not become famous but you will still become famous to me. Let's go!
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/21/09

    @NeedsMoreKanye: How much beer are we talkin'?
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    Image of NeedsMoreKanye NeedsMoreKanye
    11/21/09

    @SaraRueful: Ya know, I kinda don't understand why none of the other commenters here have to undergo this kind of questioning, which is probably sexist, like you doubt I actually have beer to give you or really even know what beer is. Because I do. Just because I'm not a media elite like you doesn't mean I know how to answer a straightforward question. What was the question again? Oh, ya. Um, there's still a half a keg of Frozen Nipple Lager out in the garage area Levi bought and then "forgot" to return after my Kick Ass Speech at the Convention. All yours.
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Which Upper West Side Personality and 1983 Obama Roommate Needs a Memoir-Writing Assistant?
    At least he politely thanked in advance any sarcastic Craigslisters who might point out what a laughable, stingy wretch he is.
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