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    Creepy Job Listing of the Day

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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    Someone needs to hook this asshat up with the hipster grifter -- whatever transpired would make the best Lifetime Made for TV movie ever.
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    See there unemployed ladies, along with your resumes, make sure your head/body shots are up-to-date!
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    Image of blix blix
    05/05/09

    @uninspired: What, no navel shots for the holiday?
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    As long as he's not expecting the massages to include a happy ending, because otherwise she might want to charge more than $150/hour.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    Mr... Spitzer?
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    ...errands like drycleaning, corrspondence, proofreading, reservations and such...


    Fixed.

     Reply
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    Image of lookout72 lookout72
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    I think he's looking for a wife.


    Unfortunately, they are hard to find these days.

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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    05/05/09

    @lookout72: Looking for a tax-deductible hooker who picks up his dry-cleaning.


    Oh, wait, that IS a wife.

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    "...and by hands I mean lips."
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    05/05/09

    @Mount_Prion: "...and by lips I mean labia..."
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    bhassistant@gmail.com
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    What?!


    Did I not offer enough for the travel days?

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/05/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Did you mean "around the world" days, not "travel" days? Nah, you're pretty on target.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    Fit, check, attractive, check, smart, check, clean, check, female, d'oh!
     Reply
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    05/05/09

    @i'm a bottle: I think he'd overlook that one if you had really great hands.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    Oh, for fuck's sake. Can this be real?
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    Image of SuperBien SuperBien
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    I'm glad Priyantha Silva's moved to Los Angeles . . .
     Reply
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/05/09

    @SuperBien: As I glanced over this, I thought you said that Sylvia Plath's moved to LA. I was confused.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/05/09

    @Mount_Prion: ditto.
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    Image of dado dado
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    Every prenup should read more or less the same way.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    The party scene from Requiem for a Dream comes to mind.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    05/05/09

    @Private Hangnail: Ass to ass!
     Reply
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    05/05/09

    @eXXX: Now there's a phrase I'm glad I don't have to hear every day.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    05/05/09

    @Private Hangnail: I'm gonna wear my red dress and be on taalavision
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    Image of lacieca01 lacieca01
    05/05/09

    In reply to Creepy Job Listing of the Day
    Among "parties, social events and private dinner parties," which involve penetration?
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    05/05/09

    @lacieca01: Private dinner parties. It's like the oil-for-food programme, but with a wee willie winkie.
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