Kimora Lee gets uncomfortably honest about weight loss. Jessica Simpson uses her boobs to get out of parking tickets. 94-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor may be a mother again. TGIFriday gossip.

It's true. We know where and when the amazing ceremony will be. Will you be invited?? Sit by your mailbox and wait! Also today: Miley Cyrus dares to be a teenager, Sandra Bullock is accosted, and Bristol Palin news.

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry split. Chelsea Handler has a sex tape. Johnny Weir and Evan Lysacek are at war. Lance Armstrong's unborn baby has a Twitter account. A topless bong pic causes controversy. Saturday's gossip roundup is making waves.

Country music legend/plastic doll Dolly Parton turns 64 today. Chef and TV personality Paula Deen is turning 63. Drea de Matteo (The Sopranos) is 38. Katey Sagal (Married with Children) is 56. Investigative TV journalist Martin Bashir is turning 47. Investing legend Peter Lynch turns 66. Photographer Cindy Sherman is…

As we mentioned yesterday, the cover of the current issue of People magazine bears the image of Jodie Sweetin—famous for being a former meth addict, star of Full House, and host of a waist-down exotic dancing competition, in that order—holding proof positive of a God that believes in second chances: Zoie, her…

· A bikini-assisted appearance on E! continues to propel once-forgotten Full House middle child Jodie Sweeten up the horny websearch charts.
· Dude—Snapes on a Plane!
· The way to an Academy member's voting heart is almost certainly through his perforated liver.
· The Smoking Gun guys are definitely keeping…

· Today's most-emailed question: Why is a search for Jodie Sweetin (you know, the middle child on Full House) the third-ranked query on MSN today? (Scroll to bottom right of the page.) Answer: We have no f'ing clue. Please enlighten us.
· To be perfectly honest, she kind of sounds like the ideal housemate.
· If you…