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New York, 9:55 PM
Sat Nov 28
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    Jessica Simpson's Forbidden Workout Video

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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    01/28/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Forbidden Workout Video
    I pray she goes AWAY.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    01/28/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Forbidden Workout Video
    Say what you will, I want one of those huge fucking light-up keno boards on my living room wall while I pretend to work out!
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    01/27/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Forbidden Workout Video
    I cannot hate JSimp. I do not know why. She seems sweet to me.
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    Image of HeyThatsMyBike HeyThatsMyBike
    01/27/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: I think it's because she's quite dim, and therefore seems incapable of possessing any true ill will. Like a Labrador.
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    01/27/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Forbidden Workout Video
    Now that this workout is banned, who will I turn to to lose my "too many chili cookoffs indulgences and NASCAR hotdogs" weight? Jessica was sort of my go-to guru regarding this issue.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    01/27/09

    @GirlyWhirl: I hear Kelly Pickler isn't doing too much these days.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    01/27/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Forbidden Workout Video
    So, it's a treadmill? I don't get it.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    01/27/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Forbidden Workout Video
    And hey, if Jessica Simpson had a career that wasn't already based on being an idiot, this could actually be damaging!
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    Image of downlow downlow
    01/27/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Forbidden Workout Video
    OMG! You guys, it is probably one of the "only" videos in the whole world that will train you in cardio. Holy shit! If this video is never released then it means hundreds of fat people won't have access to "excercise videos"! This guy is the Trump of slam videos.


    Ok, I watched and I really think J-Simp is a simp and just is too stupid for the real world. I can forgive Lachey for what was at the time youthful naivity but Romo should know better. I've lost all respect for Romo (as if that fumbled punt wasn't enough.)


    Also, she really doesn't look fat in those pictures in the paper today. From the description I read I thought she was gonna look like Aretha. She looks, uh, like me.

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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    01/28/09

    @downlow: you make the common mistake by assuming that lachey is smart. just because he can string together sentences better than her (which isn't saying much) doesn't mean that they couldn't possibly share the same low intellectual curiosity. i mean, hell, he's dating vanessa minnillo now who's not exactly a mensa candidate, y'know?
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    Image of princeofdenmark princeofdenmark
    01/27/09

    In reply to Jessica Simpson's Forbidden Workout Video
    dn't thnk Ms. Smpsn wll b mkng nthr wrkt vd ny tm sn. Hv y sn th pht f Jssc n th Nw Yrk Pst tdy (Tsdy) ? Sh clms th "thn s n" s t fr hr, nd sh lks hvng "crvs". Lkng t th pht, sh lks thm rlly "hg".
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    princeofdenmark was starred princeofdenmark was unstarred
    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    01/28/09

    @princeofdenmark: you were saying?
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    bess marvin, girl detective was starred bess marvin, girl detective was unstarred
    Image of deleteboy deleteboy
    01/28/09

    @princeofdenmark: I'm sure I'm not the only one here who's not interested in deciphering your comments. The 'missing vowel' shtick was funny for the first few posts, but now it's about as interesting (or useful) as a 'blink' tag on html or body copy with the caps and lower case reversed.


    Just saying - do with the feedback what you will.
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    Image of arguablythemostfamous arguablythemostfamous
    01/28/09

    @deleteboy: wow you sure know a lot about fonts!
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