Novelty ukulele tune Zooey Deschanel is "excited to host the WGA awards. It should be a lot of fun!"

Wow, those Emmys sure were a stinker, weren't they? Not only did they fall into the same old Emmys trap of giving the same awards to the same people, but the show itself was a complete dud. It was slow and dated and every opportunity for excitement landed with a great thud.

This week, The Soup had a lot to work with. Here's a few clips from the episode featuring Gary Busey's crazy KLTA appearance, the Real Housewives of Orange County's bathtub scene, and even their home network/Ryan Seacrest's reporting skills.

You're kidding yourself if you thought that Joel McHale and the Soup crew wouldn't have a field day with the Rebecca Black and the new trend of terrible music videos. Unfortunately, even they aren't immune to the infectious "Friday."

On The Soup, The Late Late Show's resident robot Geoff Peterson showed up to help Joel make fun of the week's selected clips. They include snippets from: the Real World, Good Day New York and Outrageous Kid Parties.

This week on The Soup: a stoner-moment on 90210, Brad Womack struggles on The Bachelor, an all-feline rock band, Dancing With the Stars, and Charlie Sheen revives the news media. As Joel put it, "Merry Christmas, Entertainment Media!"

This week's Soup was full of win: poking fun at Charlie Sheen, Jesse James new book, a staff-wide parody of an epic scene from Birdemic, and an NBC "The More You Know" moment about butt-chugging from Law & Order: SVU.

Following his cold open, host Joel McHale took the stage at tonight's Independent Spirit Awards and delivered a genuinely funny, relevant and varied monologue. Oh, yeah... there were also sex jokes. Lots of them! Cunnilingus has never been so in.

Tonight brings us the airing of the Joel McHale-hosted 2011 Independent Spirit Awards, or... the poor man's Oscars? McHale opened the show with a parody that poked fun at many of the nominated films. There were star cameos, too!

McHale continued his streak of heckling poor, unsuspecting audience members (remember Jesse?) last night when he poked fun at the newlyweds sitting in the front row. Later, Craig Ferguson called out Joel for changing and "going Hollywood."

Joel just heard that all it takes to be called an "independent film" is to not be financed by a major Hollywood studio. So, here's one of the many films by Joel that now count towards a possible Spirit Award.

This week on The Soup, Joel points out that Charlie Sheen is screwing his entire staff out of work, how The Bachelor cameramen aren't paid to care, and that the Egyptians were just swooning over Anderson Cooper's eyes.

While dissecting a clip from last week's episode of The Bachelor, Brad Womack popped up to apologize for his poor behavior during his last visit to The Soup in 2007. Later, Adam Carolla announced he is Oprah's long-lost sister.

Joel began his interview on Ellen's couch today by bringing up the sting of rejection he felt when he didn't get the part on Ellen's sitcom years ago. He doesn't hold a grudge, though, because his wife loves Ellen's show.

Those who frequently watch The Soup likely thought about Joel's reaction upon hearing the news of Regis Philbin's retirement. Said he, "I'm happy for Regis, he's been wanting to vacate his stool for years."

This week on The Soup: Ted Williams' real rock bottom is his "Chicks, Man" clip, two gems from Jersey Shore, Train's Bachelor appearance, America's oldest dancing couple, and we're introduced to TruTV's hysterically-horrible new show Bait Car.

While the rest of us forgot that television programming really existed over the past few weeks, The Soup was busy with their annual Clipdown of the year's best moments in television. The clip of the year? Here's a hint: Dunka-doo-balls!

This week, The Soup showed us Kim Z. eating-while-lasering-fat-from-her-ass, Hulk Hogan's marriage, Supernanny's penis envy, and a clip from the lesser-known reality show Gold Rush: Alaska in which the cast searches long and hard for the Glory Hole.

Today at Gawker.TV, Katy Perry's boobs make an appearance on a bizarro-world episode of The Simpsons, the best celebrity Larry King impressions, The Soup celebrates 300 episodes, The Walking Dead finale, and Andy Samberg and Martha cook in snow parkas.

Over the past six years, The Soup has recorded 300 freakin' episodes! To celebrate, the show dug out clips from the vault, convinced a few of their targets to send congrats, and brought back favorites like Sanjaya and Spaghetti Cat.