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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis

    The car of Lynda Farley, a Kentucky activist who attended the conference. The poisonous effects of smoking, she said, are "a hoax, just like global warming." Dios los cría y ellos se juntan."
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    09/28/09

    @Btwbfdimho: "Amerika?"

    I imagine her grandchildren even turn down ice cream because they don't want to be seen in that monstrosity.
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    Image of NorthernLite NorthernLite
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    The entertainment was a singer named Rick Heil.
    This just writes itself.
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    What's funny is that my wife and I were there for the Packers/Rams game, and I didn't even notice an influx of crazies.

    Well, except for the guys in the cheese hats.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    Also, it's kind of disappointing this event didn't feature the most desperately needed seminar of all: how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground.
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    I'm pretty sure Huck, while pandering to his base of crazies, just knocked himself out of serious contention for the 2012 nomination by promising to take the US out of the UN.

    That's about as extreme a foreign policy position as you can muster. Way to go, LaDouche.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    09/28/09


    @Mediahohoho: He was probably pitching a speech contract in Hong Kong. Look, he has a big family to feed.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    09/28/09

    @Btwbfdimho: How many Huckabees does it take to eat a raccoon?

    Three; one to eat it and two to watch for traffic.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    09/28/09

    @Btwbfdimho: Can't the oldest one just go out in the neighborhood and torture and kill some more dogs for the family stew? I can't believe this guy is a viable candidate. Oh wait, he's a Republican. Yes, I can.
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    09/28/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Maybe they could just eat the UN building.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    09/28/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: They don't eat raccoons, only squirrels.

    [www.rawstory.com]
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    09/28/09

    @Mediahohoho: It's not really pandering if you actually believe it, is it?

    I'm a Republican, and I can only hope that he really did knock himself out of serious contention.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    09/28/09

    @FitnessMadeSimple: That depends entirely on Republicans. Huck isn't the only one who believes that sort of extremism.
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    Image of msquared msquared
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    I'm not sure what Huckabee was getting at with that 'chipping off a part of New York City' bit. Real 'Mericans don't know anything about the geography of Manhattan.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    09/28/09

    Yes, Hackabeelding deserves a visit by the FBI team.
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    Image of Jessestalker Jessestalker
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    "The sheer mechanics of homosexual conduct very naturally elicits revulsion in most rational folk. Therefore, most of us would prefer not to even imagine it, much less struggle to defend against its wholesale promotion. But regrettably, our hand has been forced."

    So now he must regularly imagine the various mechanics of homosexual conduct? Because that is how i read the above, and i have to say, there are worst things to be forced into than imagining how double penetration can occur sans a vagina.
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    09/28/09

    @Jessestalker: Anyone who needs to spend a lot of time pondering the sheer mechanics of same sex fucking should probably just get it over with a do some same sex fucking. Clearly, these people would rather rely on their hand which, ahem, has been forced.
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    Jesus appears to be lost. He thinks he's knock, knock, knockin' on heavens door.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    09/28/09

    @OliversArmy: Is that Jesus? I thought it was Charlton Heston telling the UN members to get the hell out of here.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    The UN wouldn't float in the East River. It would tip over and create a landbridge to Queens. And then Manhattan would really be screwed.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    I can't stand seeing the Schlafly name dragged through the mud like this. Let's be fair and balanced by plugging a different thinking Schlafly's business: [www.schlafly.com]

    In other news, you should have come to StL to see me this weekend, we went apple picking and I played a rare round of golf.
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    Image of the_marquee_de_lafayette the_marquee_de_lafayette
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    Ironically, I was in St. Louis this weekend as well (for a wedding). This convention was clearly a non-event there as well. The only other people I saw on the tourist route were either there for the black college football game - and its attendant, awesome parade, or Wisconsinites down for the NFL game. They were easily identifiable by the ubiquitous Green Bay "G" on every item of their clothing.

    But well-dressed families with the wide, vacant eyes or permanent empty smiles that are the hallmarks of religious groups were nowhere to be found...
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    09/28/09

    @the_marquee_de_lafayette: Yes, this post is the first I heard of the convention.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/28/09

    @the_marquee_de_lafayette: well-dressed? www.peopleofwalmart.com
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    Joe the Plumber does realize that in order for that Ben Franklin quote to work in his favor he has to do something well to begin with, right?
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    09/28/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Oh, he's not turning the lens on himself. If he and his ilk get beyond talking about other people into actually doing anything themselves the planet will crack open in shock.
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    Image of flossy flossy
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    FUN FACT! Other notable recipients of the Golden Plunger award include: the officers who arrested Abner Louima; Wario.
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    09/28/09

    @flossy: Too Soon!
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    Image of UGAdawg UGAdawg
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    Did they get the memo on the First Amendment making sure that Religion was not used as a basis for making law? Also, did they miss the memo on Aritlce 1 Section 8 regarding the Government's power to collect taxes so that they may provide for the "defence and general WELFARE of the United States"? Apparently these people who are so fond of touting the greatness of , and the adherence to, the Constitution sure know how to ignore key facts when they want to in order to forward their 'Me first' agenda. Do they not realize that they severely contradict the ideas of Republicanism when they allow the rights of the many to be trampled over by corporate raiders like health care CEO's. Republicanism dies when you allow life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness to be dictated by those in the minority. John Adams said it best when he was worried by our country being 'addicted to commerce'. "There must be a positive Passion for the public good, the public Interest, Honour, Power, and Glory, established in the Minds of the People, or there can be no Republican Government, nor any real Liberty. And this public Passion must be Superior to all private Passions. Men must be ready, they must pride themselves, and be happy to sacrifice their private Pleasures, Passions, and Interests, nay their private Friendships and dearest connections, when they Stand in Competition with the Rights of society."

    Rant is over.
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    09/28/09

    @UGAdawg: Do you like having study hall midday?
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/28/09

    In reply to Conservatives Spent Weekend Plotting Against Us In St. Louis
    I haven't had a Homosexual Extremist Movement since I discovered that Gun Oil is far superior to Astroglide.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    09/28/09

    @BettyCrocker: I have no idea why your comment is in pink, but the world needs to see it.
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