@abcdude's cry-baby tweets should be featured every day. The man has one of the cushiest jobs on the planet, but he whines about his busted cable, his empty fridge, the fact that he has to work.
I'm trying to figure out how you could have lunch without knowing it. Could that be a symptom of techno-nerd Asperger's syndrome? More important, could that be an explanation for the five pounds I've gained?
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They say that after 50 you get the face that you deserve. I say that on Gawker you (might) get the name that you deserve. (Rush Limp-paw, anyone?)
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