Everyone in the world has to shut the fuck up immediately. This is an honest to God crisis in thought and expression. There is exactly no difference between the above twitter posts and simply writing, "My farts smelled weird today."
I'm trying really hard to find Twitter interesting. I just keep thinking they all need an editor for their thoughts. And that editor should tell them not to Twitter.
Frankly, I'm sort of looking forward to the digital crossover. Nine years delayed, but I think we're finally going to see some of that Y2K pandemonium and mob-style panic in the streets.
@E. H. Cotton: Either way it was funny so I totally appreciated it. And it seems silly to launch so much sarcasm if I can't take it. I'm immune, like a man to whom something has no effect. er. that sort of sucked.
@Pope John Peeps II: "The appealing disarray was all ordered by some important purpose that someone talented had orchestrated."....like Yo Yo Ma playing the cello, in the orchestra.
@Pope John Peeps II: I keep forgetting that people don't see me making the stupid face when I write those things. Wasn't intended to be mean. Illuminating, yes, like the wan ruddy light that congeals on the backs of store-bought crabs.
@King Blago: I think you have to turn those into tours de force. Like: He gawked, like a gawker, gawking gawkishly in a gawkerian nightmare, groaning gawkily as the gawkerazzi swooped in on the unsuspecting Gawkeratti.
@blix: One of those ones that are like little trailer homes, but inside there are three stalls, a couple of sinks with running water and hand soap, paper towels and waste baskets and sometimes even a plastic flower in a vase or two!
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And this is the result. The AOL of the naughties. Twaddle *cough* Twatter *cough* 'the Twitter'.
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You want to get on someone for their shape, catch Lawrence Lindsey's Monday night appearance on The Daily Show. What happened to that guy?
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Talk about brand management.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present the most humdrum analogy of the 21st century.
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- "He was dirty, like the dirt he swept up with a broom."
- "He looked really tired. As tired as a man who's been working really really hard."
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Impressive, the Bush White House in 6 words.
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@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: oh don't be like that. Don't drive angry.
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hee hee.
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"The appealing disarray was all ordered by some important purpose that someone talented had orchestrated."....like Yo Yo Ma playing the cello, in the orchestra.
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(Oh no, did I just break it?)
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