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    Philandering Evangelical Christian Senator: Boning My Friend's Wife Was Totally Legal

    Your New Political Scandal Lexicon

    Horny Evangelical Christian Senator Got Mommy and Daddy to Bribe His Piece on the Side

    'Now, John, This Might Hurt a Little Bit'

    Senator's Sad Letter to Mistress Now Available for Internet Mockery

    Andy McCarthy on How Barack Obama is Just Like Ahmadinejad

    UPDATED: Fox News Kept Mum on its Involvement With Ensign's Affair

    Cheating Senator Has No Interns Anymore

    Senatorial Affair Revealed Thanks to Housing Crisis

    Pentacostal Senator Can't Keep His Snake in His Pants
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    Image of Magister Magister
    08/20/09

    In reply to Philandering Evangelical Christian Senator: Boning My Friend's Wife Was Totally Legal
    "C Street" sounds like a Brazilian wax.
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    Image of bens bens
    08/20/09

    In reply to Philandering Evangelical Christian Senator: Boning My Friend's Wife Was Totally Legal
    It very well might have broken laws. Ensign's mistress worked for his campaign. He paid her 25,000 as a severance (to shut her up.) Since the $$ wasn't paid out of his campaign funds its a violation of campaign finance law. [www.citizensforethics.org] links to the complaints filed to the F.B.I.
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    Image of ABigFanofthePigpen ABigFanofthePigpen
    08/20/09

    In reply to Philandering Evangelical Christian Senator: Boning My Friend's Wife Was Totally Legal
    But BJ's are sodomy
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    Image of Cynical Media Bitch Cynical Media Bitch
    08/20/09

    @ABigFanofthePigpen: That's what my mother exclaimed at the time, when my brother and I pointed out that the sexy wasn't illegal, but the "perjury" was. Thankfully, we were already finishing the main course and headed toward dessert.

    Best. Christmas. Eve. dinner. Evar.
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    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    08/20/09

    In reply to Philandering Evangelical Christian Senator: Boning My Friend's Wife Was Totally Legal
    If I had to summarize everything that has pissed me off this week (and beyond) its self righteous hypocritical assholes who claim the moral high ground based on nothing but shouting louder than anyone else.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    08/20/09

    In reply to Philandering Evangelical Christian Senator: Boning My Friend's Wife Was Totally Legal
    He's only following a time-honored tactic:

    If the facts are on your side, pound on the facts.
    If the law is on your side, pound on the law.
    If neither is on your side, pound on the table.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/20/09

    In reply to Philandering Evangelical Christian Senator: Boning My Friend's Wife Was Totally Legal

    Jesus kind of reminds me of Bill Clinton
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/20/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Jesus wants you to hit that thing.
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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    A pattern of generosity while hiking the Appalachian trail is always acceptable.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    I am going to continue my pattern of generosity by eating some chocolate.
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    Image of God God
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    They should also stop asking me to fucking forgive them. I got better things to do with my time. I delegate that shit to Oprah.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    "All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well." -- Lady Julian of Norwich (after totally doing Jesus).
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    Image of MisterSun MisterSun
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    It should be mentioned that Republicans have been prolific contributors to our lexicon of non-verbal communication, too. For example, until Larry Craig I had no idea that exciting bathroom sex with a complete stranger was only a few foot-taps away!
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    Salmon swim against the flow and they get eaten, Sarah. Something to think about.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    but what's the second biggest self of self?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    That "whole sparking thing" happens to many men who sharpen their penises against flint.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    07/09/09

    In reply to Horny Evangelical Christian Senator Got Mommy and Daddy to Bribe His Piece on the Side
    Dreadful to think that after a few drinks I might've once thrown him a fuck. But relying on Mommy to do your disgraceful
    whore-mastering is why I'm glad I was raised to avoid politicians at all costs.
    "They're just interested in blowing themselves!" Mother used to say, like Edith Wharton so tragically and elegaically described.
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