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    10/23/09

    In reply to Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse

    Sexy Cheney, please. #halloween
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse
    Costume: Julia Child (or, Meryl Streep as Julia Child)
    What You'll Need: Mouse-brown wig with short loose curls, blouse with a somewhat suggestive neckline, skirt (on the tighter side, above knees), apron (or kitchen towel tucked into skirt), strands of pearls, pearl earrings, wooden spoon and other kitchen tools in apron pocket. Extra: Prop glass of wine.
    Works Best For: Tall women or men who are not skinny.
    Bonus: Annoy everyone around you by speaking the entire evening in Child’s distinctive hooty falsetto.
    Recommended By: iplaudius #halloween
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    10/23/09

    In reply to Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse
    Hm, I like the first one, but I worry it would just come across as "Puffy Patrick Bateman." Or, worse, I used to work at McKinsey, so "Puffy 4-Years-Ago Me." Eeek, maybe I'll just be a toilet paper mummy again. #halloween
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse
    I just looked at the original John Fitzgerald Page post and those comments are HILARIOUS. Fantastic stuff.

    [gawker.com] #halloween
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse
    Ernie Anastos: That crotch is insane. #halloween
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    Image of Betty Draper Betty Draper
    10/23/09

    In reply to Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse
    Damnit. I am so being Anna Wintour (she was the backup for my first choice, Lady Gaga) and was really happy you hadn't mentioned her. Now you ruined it! I was really looking forward to giving people disapproving looks all night while standing in a corner with my arms crossed. #halloween
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Six Truly Scary Halloween Costumes We Can Endorse
    Costume: The Death of Print Media
    What You'll Need: copies of Gourmet, The New York Times, Elegant Bride, Glamour, Cookie ...etc. and zombie makeup.
    Works Best For: Anyone still working in print media that hasn't been laid off yet and can afford to buy magazines.
    Recommended By: TableNein
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    Image of dontread dontread
    10/23/09

    @TableNein: Or, alternatively, you could make your own copies of the major rags with crayons, just so that the point is made (esp. if you WERE in print media and now are not); kind of poignant I think.

    Nice costume idea, in any case!
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    Image of Red Vadge of Courage Red Vadge of Courage
    10/23/09

    @TableNein: Kind of female-hating, don't you think? All of those are woman-oriented. Yes, the Times. Maybe you should just wear a sign that says, "I hate women." #halloween
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    10/23/09

    @Red Vadge of Courage: Gourmet and the New York Times are woman oriented? Quit wearing your vagina on your sleeve. #halloween
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    10/23/09

    @fuckingoldman: Wait, I feel like "wearing my vagina on my sleeve" could play well at Halloween parties in some outer boroughs! #halloween
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    10/23/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: haha that is the best idiom ever for that Literal Idiom Guy. #halloween
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    10/23/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: Works for me, see ya there! #halloween
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    10/23/09

    @fuckingoldman: You are so typically male, acting out your inadequacies by bullying women online, just like you did with Norma Desmond. Take you patriachic aggression somewhere else. #halloween
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    10/24/09

    @Solomon Grundy: I'll already be wearing a heart on my sleeve and an ace up my sleeve so I don't think there will be room for a vagina as well!
    Plus, KIDS! Gotta keep it G-rated. #halloween
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    10/24/09

    @Red Vadge of Courage: Are you serious? #halloween
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    10/24/09

    @Benny: If she is, then its funnier! TYPICAL MALE!1! #halloween
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    10/24/09

    @Red Vadge of Courage: Bullying women online? Are you for real? You and Norma are pretty good at dishing it out, but you don't like it when someone gives it back. Too fucking bad. Sounds like you both need to get laid. #halloween
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    10/24/09

    @fuckingoldman: Woohoo. A tough guy. You couldn't find your PMS jokebook and had to rely on the old "need to get laid?" Really original. Maybe you should stick to posting lolcats links like you did in the other post. In the meantime, take that fist of yours and pull it out of your ass. #halloween
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    10/24/09

    @Red Vadge of Courage: In this age of equality if a woman slaps me I have no problem punching her in the face. You're just a stupid bitch with daddy issues and no sense of humor. Fuck off. #halloween
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    10/24/09


    @fuckingoldman: Now I'm speaking your language, funny man. #halloween
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    10/24/09

    @Red Vadge of Courage: In case you hadn't noticed, most of the other people that replied to your comment agreed with me. I'll bet you're pretty proud of yourself for finding and posting that pic. Not bad for a bitch from Jersey. I'm LMAO over here. See you in group!
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    Edited by fuckingoldman at 10/24/09 5:40 PM fuckingoldman was starred fuckingoldman was unstarred
    Image of Red Vadge of Courage Red Vadge of Courage
    10/24/09

    @fuckingoldman: Keep compensating, little man. I have no more time for frat boys who like to punch women. #halloween
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    10/24/09

    @Red Vadge of Courage: Quitting already? Damn, you fight like a girl. #halloween
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    10/25/09

    @Red Vadge of Courage:

    Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: That's not funny. #halloween
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    10/25/09

    That's actually funny.
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    10/26/09

    @son of spam: This thread was actually quite an awesome read - Fuckingoldman is indeed a stereotypical jerkface ('You need to get laid'? Hey, Tucker Max called for you, he has an assistant asshat job with your name on it) but Red Vadge - Wowza, that costume means "I hate women"? You're kinda winning the troll wars here, which is impressive.

    Also, those ARE the magazines that got canned from Conde Nast, or are covered in Gawker as having serious budget issues/are hemorrhaging staff members on a very regular basis. I'd take up the sexism with the publishers. #halloween
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    Image of God God
    10/26/09

    @fuckingoldman: You tell those PC libtards, My son. By My Grace, old man, you're still able to get something up. Even if it's just your hand. Which has been your solitary companion for so many decades now. And it only gets worse from here, you know.

    Tough shit huh? But you'll endure unlike your er...performance. #halloween
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    Image of fuckingoldman fuckingoldman
    10/26/09

    @NoelleBlue: Sorry, I already have a lead AssHat job. Do you need to get laid too? *smile* #halloween
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    10/26/09

    @God: Thanks God, but FYI it all still works, ask Mary. #halloween
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    10/27/09

    @fuckingoldman: Indeed, no. But aren't you kind. #halloween
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    Image of TuxedoUWS TuxedoUWS
    04/10/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    Ummm, you left out one important thing- BIG TITS. Small breasted women (or fat ones) don't get to be fameballs.
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    04/10/09

    @TuxedoUWS: Oh, please.


    Allison is a B-cup in a push-up bra.

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    Image of Lazy Susan Lazy Susan
    04/10/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    So you saying there's no one I can fuck for a fameball?
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    04/09/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    So posting pictures of my dick on websites isn't gonna cut it? Time for Plan B.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/09/09

    @son of spam: You mean the morning after pill? Good planning.
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    Image of LeGagneur LeGagneur
    04/09/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    Parts of this article make me feel like Fameballs are some sort of Chia Pet.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/10/09

    @LeGagneur:


    There may well be something to that.

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    04/09/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    Can I be honest here?


    I still don't know who Julia Allison is? What she does? Where she came from?


    I've just read the name over and over on Gawker. Other than that -- nothing.


    I guess that means she's doing it right?


    Or maybe I'm just a dizzy dame who don't know nothin'.

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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    04/10/09

    @TillieHarper: Julia Alison exists so that when nothing happens in New York/The Publishing Industry/The Media, Gawker editors have someone(thing) to write about.
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    Image of Not The Red Baron Not The Red Baron
    04/09/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    I like this article. I'm quietly a bit of a fan of Julia's, simply because she fulfills all of the above criteria so awesomely, and doesn't ever fall into the pitfalls. It really does take some talent to be able to be the ultimate fameball; even if it's an obtuse and reprehensible talent to many, it's a talent nonetheless. It can't be easy. Suddenly, I feel vindicated.
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    04/09/09

    @Not The Red Baron: You liiiiiike her! It must be hard for a hetero dude not to. And yet.
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    04/09/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    You've gotta go to Davoscopenhagennewyorklondonch... on a regular basis.

    Right?
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    04/09/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    This is about me, isn't it?
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