Which is why New York City is among the greatest cities: You can get your drink on, even get sloppy, then hail a cab home. A car is a drinking girl's worst enemy. Second worst: the fuzz.
Back in the mid-90's there was a great magazine called Bikini, and for a while they had a "Dick of the Month" feature. NASCAR driver Dick Trickle and (I believe) Chicago weatherperson Dick Johnson were among the honorees.
I think we need to bring back the Dick of the Month.
@AndPreciousLittleofThat: The guy in Chicago is actually a news anchor, but good call. We used to have another good candidate for that list, a former Cubs pitching coach named Dick Pole. Sorta redundant name, but...
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"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."
Really? Because I make a kickass bacon cheeseburger.
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Well, yeah, if you use them as a speedbag.
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I bet her voice sounds like three packs of cigarettes too.
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#tips
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I heard a Brazilian wax can fix that.
Oh, wait...
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Ok, I'm puerile. But his hair sucks and he looks like a Cabbage Patch doll.
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I think we need to bring back the Dick of the Month.
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Lieberman? Bloomberg?
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