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Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day

Today at Gawker.TV, tomorrow's Miss America Pageant is going to be a freak show, Pee Wee Herman gets an iPad, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos talk about their children's mating habits, and John Mayer's Storytellers. More »

01/29/10

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By Whitney Jefferson

#jobs

How Gawker Hired John Mayer, or, An Epidemiological Case Study in Fake Celebrity 'News'

I am proud to announce that Gawker.com has hired a new columnist: really fucking good guitar player, digital cleanser and chronic masturbator John Mayer. I know it's true because I read it on the internet. More »

01/29/10

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By Gabriel Snyder

#gossiproundup

John Mayer: Chronic Masturbator

John Mayer: "The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating." Heidi Montag: "If Cleopatra were alive now, I'm sure she'd have triple D's." Kelly Bensimon's Playboy shoot: "What sexy looks like at 41." Wednesday's gossip roundup is highly quotable. More »

01/20/10

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By Maureen O'Connor

#opencaption

Aniston Does Lonely Come-Hither Dance On Street Corner, To No Avail

[John Mayer looks at something strangely in London; image via INF]

01/12/10

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By Richard Lawson

#digitalcleanse

The John Mayer Digital Cleanse: A Definitive Guide

So! John Mayer's on a roll these days. The Celebrity-Industrial Complex investigative blogger and expert on date-rapey sounding quotes is now suggesting to his minions that they embark on a one-week digital cleanse. And we're here to help. More »

01/03/10

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By Foster Kamer

#popcultureaneurysm

John Mayer Earns Blogger Stripes Defending James Cameron from TMZ's Smear Campaign

Battle Studies, indeed! TMZ recently ran video of someone harassing James Cameron to sign an Avatar poster, the highlight of which: Cameron calling his "fan" a "fucking asshole." Typical TMZ. But Cameron's surprising public advocate nailed the story. More »

12/26/09

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By Foster Kamer

#gossiproundup

Lindsay Has Her Eye on Jessica Alba's Man

Lindsay Lohan's Rashomon-like love life takes three different turns in one day, Tiger Mistress #1 prepares to tell all, and the Salahis cancel Christmas. Come bathe in a sea of Thursday's gossip. More »

12/03/09

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By Maureen O'Connor

#americanpsychos

John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.

No, seriously. John Mayer songs are great! Have you listened—like, really listened—to "Daughters"? That's a song. But why does John Mayer think it's awesome to give rapey quotes? More »

11/21/09

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By Foster Kamer

#gossiproundup

Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace, Separated at Birth

Everyone is freaking out because Lohan and Versace look exactly the same. Also, Nicole Ritchie's baby appears, Kate is plus eight nightmares, and Hulk Hogan's suicide. Welcome to Wednesday's gossip gems! More »

10/21/09

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By Brian Moylan

#gossiproundup

Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!

Jennifer Aniston's in love with someone, again. Paul McCartney's son's dreams are coming true and dying all at once. Jon and Kate are still deplorable. And Courtney Hazlett calls out Melissa Rycroft. Hoorah! It's your Friday morning gossip roundup! More »

10/16/09

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By Andrew Belonsky

#quoteoftheday

John Mayer —

responding to a New York party reporter who had asked for his opinion on the health care debate.

10/14/09

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By Gabriel Snyder

#gossiproundup

A Drunken Stephanie Pratt Feels the Credit Crunch

Stephanie Pratt's wallet could use a little help. Elton John's too old for kids. And Colin Farrell knocked up his girl. That and much, much more in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More »

09/15/09

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By Andrew Belonsky

#gossiproundup

Madonna Regrets Divorcing Normal Person Because Jewish Bubbies Hate Jesus

Madonna regrets breaking up with Guy Ritchie because she's bored schtupping young men. Kate Major's still talking, for some reason, about Jon Gosselin. Leighton Meester went shopping and the SWAT team was called in. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »

08/08/09

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By Foster Kamer

#gossiproundup

Click here to read Is Jon Gosselin Sleeping with a <em>Star</em> Magazine Reporter Named Kate?

Is Jon Gosselin Sleeping with a Star Magazine Reporter Named Kate?

Jon Gosselin just can't get enough ass, the Bush daughters were unholy terrors for the Secret Service, some Russian guy is sending death threats to Britney Spears, Michael Jackson's doctor is in hiding and Cameron Diaz parties with Jude Law. More »

07/20/09

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By The Cajun Boy

#cockroaches

Perez Hilton Is Scared And On The Lam

Infamous gossip monger/dirtbag Perez Hilton has maybe had the worst week of his life. And it's beginning to show: Perez is blogging scared. Is this the end for him? More »

06/27/09

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By Foster Kamer

#opencaption

Too Many High School Halls Run Through

[Jazzy bluesy pop singer John Mayer helps a friend leave a bar in LA last night; image via Bauer-Griffin]

06/15/09

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By Richard Lawson

#gossiproundup

John Mayer Doesn't Go Out Unless He's Covered in Kisses

John Mayer went out on Saturday night and raised the bar on celebrity cheesedickery, David Cross and Amber Tamblyn are making out in public all over East Village, and Fergie admits to being bi-sexual. More »

05/18/09

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By The Cajun Boy

#gossiproundup

Nobody Wants to See Tom Hanks Naked

Tom Hanks' sex scenes were cut from Angels & Demons, Olivia Palermo joins Elle, and John Mayer tries to get girls to sleep with him by text messaging "I want to tuck you in." More »

05/14/09

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By The Cajun Boy

#gossiproundup