Trump Endorses Paul Ryan and John McCain Just Days After Deciding Not to
Trump had us all fooled, thinking he wouldn’t endorse the reelections of certain Republican party leaders just because he said a few days ago that he didn’t.
John McCain Says Obama Is "Directly Responsible" For Pulse Shooting
John McCain today blamed President Obama for the Orlando shooting, calling him “directly responsible” for the attack.
John McCain Used to Feel Very Differently About Copyright and Campaign Ads on YouTube
This week, John McCain’s reelection campaign found itself in the bizarre position of asking YouTube to restrict access to one of the senator’s own campaign ads, citing a copyright violation.
John McCain Wants to Stop You From Watching His Own Danged Campaign Ad
When he was running for re-election to his Arizona U.S. Senate seat in 2010, John McCain appeared in the ridiculous video above, an anti-immigrant campaign ad whose solemn punchline was, “Complete the danged fence.” Now that it’s no longer considered politically acceptable to hate Mexican people unless your name is…
Fundraiser for Senator John McCain Arrested in Arizona Meth-Lab Bust
On Tuesday afternoon, Maricopa County sheriff’s deputies arrested Emily Pitha, an independent political consultant working for Senator John McCain’s re-election campaign, during a drug bust at her home in Phoenix, Arizona. Police made the arrest after her boyfriend signed for a package from the Netherlands containing…
Donald Trump Poised to Become Most Popular GOP Primary Candidate in Modern History
Preliminary results from Tuesday’s primaries have pushed Donald Trump to a total of some 10 million votes, which, according to Politico, puts him in a position to become the most popular Republican candidate in decades.
Howl, Mama Grizzly: Sarah Palin Is Our Greatest Living Beat Poet
For John “Carl Solomon” McCain.
Watch a Bunch of Celebrities Burn Jon Stewart on His Way out The Door
Jon Stewart got a loving sendoff from nearly all of the correspondents he’s worked with on The Daily Show, but some of the notable people he’s mocked in the past also had their chance to get the last word in.
The New Yorker Takes a Nostalgia Ride on the Straight Talk Express
Over at The New Yorker (dot com), “John McCain has a few things to say about Donald Trump.” And, well, who cares?
John McCain Did the Robot for Jamie Foxx at a Hamptons Party
GOP senator and former presidential candidate John McCain unveiled his rendition of The Robot during a performance by The Roots and Jamie Foxx in the most awkward meeting of Republicans and hip-hop since MC Karl Rove.
When Will Obama Force Putin to Stop, Without Using Force?
John McCain, who convinced 59.9 million people and most of the old Confederate States of America to vote for him to be president of the United States, expressed some strong opinions about this country's foreign policy this morning:
Arizona's Republican Party Censures John McCain For Being Too Liberal
1,300 fine upstanding leaders of Arizona's Republicans got together in a Tempe church Saturday and declared war on their common enemy, a "disastrous and harmful" affront to "our values": Sen. John Sidney McCain III, USN-retired.
Elizabeth O’Bagy, the foreign policy analyst who helped convince Senator John McCain to bomb Syria (and was later fired for lying about having a doctorate from Georgetown) has a new job: an analyst for John McCain. Congrats!
McCain Slaps Back at Putin in Scathing Op-Ed in Russian Newspaper
In response to Russian President Vladimir Putin's essay in the New York Times opinion section last week, Senator John McCain has penned an op-ed of his own in Russia's Pravda. The essay lives up to its title —"Russians deserve better than Putin"— and offers a scathing view of the Russian president and his government.
Georgetown PhD Faker Helped Convince John McCain to Strike Syria
Elizabeth O’Bagy is a frequently-cited “expert” on Syria, a popular talking head on cable news, and recently wrote an op-ed for the Wall Street Journal that Senator John McCain and State Secretary John Kerry both cited as evidence for bombing Syria. (She was later outed as an employee of a pro-Syrian-rebel group.) You…
John McCain Plays with iPhone While Advocating Destruction of Syria
While the Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing about whether America should enter into a battle with Syria continues, former presidential candidate Senator John McCain was photographed in the hearing playing poker on his iPhone, according to the Washington Post. In recent days McCain has said that he …
Senator John McCain theorizes that replacing the $1 bill with a $1 coin could be a boon for strippers: "[P]ressed about the predicament facing scores of the country’s skin-baring and bill-collecting women, McCain responded without missing a beat, 'Then I hope that they could obtain larger denominations.'"
John McCain Tweets Racist 'Monkey' Joke, Gets Slapped Down by Another Republican Congressman
Consummate terribly unfunny jokester Senator John McCain—he of the infamous gorilla rape quip—is back at it again on Twitter, this time with a crack about how Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is nothing but a monkey. Get it?
John McCain Explodes After CNN Reporter Asks Him Why He Didn't Attend Benghazi Briefing: 'Who the Hell Are You?'
Earlier today it was revealed that Senator John McCain, along with several of his fellow Republicans, skipped a classified Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee briefing on the Benghazi consulate attack to hold a press conference about the lack of information on the Benghazi consulate attack.
In First Post-Election Presser President Obama Talks Tough, Tells Senators Opposing Susan Rice Nomination to 'Go After Me'
Earlier today, Sen. John McCain criticized the choice of UN ambassador Susan Rice as a possible replacement for Hillary Clinton at the State Department, saying she was "not qualified" and her characterization of the Benghazi attack as a spontaneous demonstration was "not very bright."
