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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    I find it amusing that Ari Fleischer could be giving Tiger Woods advice right now... [www.fleischersports.com]
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    @Foster Kamer:Thanksgiving keeps on giving. I would have NEVER known of this little gem if it weren't for you so thank you!!!! Never mind the exclamations, be thankful I did not to do this in all caps.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    That title is golden, a one-two punch to Republican sanctimony: "My Burning Bush: A Political Memoir of Biblical Proportions"
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    All I need to know is: what toothpaste does this guy use?
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Years ago this guy got the cover of Time. I remember thinking, "I am staring at a photo of satan." Seriously, scared the shit outta me. And now, I'm having a flashback.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Re: Lisa Baron. I guess this guy was really too busy that day.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @padill6001: We're not the only ones. This about sums up my feelings (first comment in thread): [gawker.com]
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    11/29/09

    Correction
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    Edited by Lysergic Asset at 11/29/09 4:41 PM Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Inexplicable though it may be, yes he was.
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Exactly.
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: He reminds me of the guy on Tru Blood who ran the church that was after the vampires. Actually, I have the exact feelings toward the both of them, though the Tru Blood dude was more buffoonish, less scary.
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    11/29/09

    @dandles: I haven't seen Tru Blood, but I definitely get your meaning. What is up with all the vampires?

    (Nobody did it better than George Hamilton!)
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: You should watch Tru Blood. It's very raunchy, and Michelle Forbes comes along in Season Two as a nutty goddess. But George Hamilton was pretty good. Hopefully they won't do a Twilight inspired remake of Love at First Bite, full of tweens.
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Heh, I'm watching the clip. That was the role of his lifetime.
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    11/29/09

    @dandles: @dandles: I was 11 when LAFB came out, and I'm so glad that's my tween memory instead of this bizarre current phenomenon.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    Must have been a helluva blowjob, because Ari Fleischer is entirely a dick.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    Where's Baron's blue Gap dress or it didn't happen.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    I used to LOVE 99X. It's a now defunct station but back in the day it was the only place you could listen to real alternative and rock music. It was replaced with one of those bland Top 40 stations. Sigh. And Ari Fleisher? Seriously? Was she that desperate?
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    11/29/09

    @heywhat: ETA: I just figured out who she's married to! She's Jimmy Baron's wife. I loved his morning show with Toucher and Leslie Fram. I remember one of the running jokes on the show was how wild and loose she used to be back in the day. She frequently called in to the show to discuss embarrassing things about their marriage. Ahh, the good old days.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    This is just the sort of exposure JA needs to be rescued from her impending obscurity.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    Ralph Reed looks like the last thing bound-and-gagged 8-year-old boys see before they die.
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    ShawnP promoted this comment Popek was starred Popek was unstarred
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    11/29/09

    @Popek: Despite Ralph Reed's obvious twatwafflery, this comment is beyond the pale and not what I wanted to read on a Sunday.
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    11/29/09

    @Swifter: But you just read an article about Ari Fleischer getting sucked off.
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    11/29/09

    @ShawnP: If you don't know the difference, I can't explain it to you.
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    11/29/09

    @Popek: I left you a private message via your Gawker account.
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    11/29/09

    @Swifter: I should have saved it for Wednesday, which is the best day for going after the demographic that doesn't want to see 8-year-old, bound-and-gagged boys die.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    Weren't we all kind of hoping it was Ralph Reed who gave him the bj?
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    Image of Better to Eat You With Better to Eat You With
    11/29/09

    @ShawnP: I know I was.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/29/09

    @ShawnP: It was a little bit of a "Reed-herring," but I still like the promise-cuity of this tell-all book.
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    11/29/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: I definitely thought that, but luckily, the rest of the article didn't disappoint. I almost got caught up in this Foster Kramer person's salacious glee, and went to wish list the book on Amazon, but I have too much else to read. I'll wait for his inevitable book review.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/29/09

    @Better to Eat You With: Ditto.
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    Image of NorthernLite NorthernLite
    11/29/09

    @ShawnP: The first thing I thought was she had to do Fleischer because Reed wouldn't be interested in her. But I see her book claims he had a "soft spot for the ladies."

    Although I still don't buy that (I get a giant PING from him), isn't it also a sin in their eyes to fornicate with a woman not his wife, for purposes other than reproduction?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/29/09

    @ShawnP: Yes
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @dandles: I left you a private message in reply to yours.
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    Image of Ravi Somaiya Ravi Somaiya
    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    Whoever said "politics is showbusiness for ugly people" must be feeling smug today.
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    11/29/09

    @Ravi Somaiya: HA!
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    11/29/09

    @Ravi Somaiya: BOOM. Take the keys. They're yours. I've been shamed.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    I know I am in the minority here (on a lot of things), but I do find Ari rather sexy. Not sure if it is because it is a rarity to find a Jewish Republican or if it is my penchant for balding men, but he does blow up my skirt.
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    11/29/09

    @momof3wildkids: No, seriously, he gives me hope. For me.
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    11/29/09


    @Foster Kamer: Unless you have the teeth of a Brit, you have nothing to worry about.
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    11/29/09

    @momof3wildkids: Is that Foster? Not bad. Not bad at all.
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    11/29/09

    @scouts honor: Adorable, right? I am assuming it is him... from Mediaite: [www.mediaite.com]

    His 'power grid' is up too.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @momof3wildkids: #STOPIT I'm okay with having my picture out there and I even particularly like this one because it's me making a penis joke in the Tate Modern (naturally) but whenever she sees it my mom calls me and is like why yah hiding yah shana punim you should stop covering that beautiful mawth I gave you my gawd I mean at least do it fah yah mothah and I'm like M-OM STOP READING MY SHIT and she's like and you gotta use such dawty wahds and I'm like, GOD. MOM. And then she gets my grandmother to call me to kvetch at me some more and give me the goddamn exact same guff, but I can't be belligerent with my grandmother. So: do you see the issue here?
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: my goodness you are really playing the cute and Jewy card with this one!
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer:

    I like the photo even more now that I know that a penis joke is involved.

    I think you should be Mr. Tevet in the Hebrew calendar. Ari can be Mr. Sh'vat.... Even this shiksa would consider buying it.

    There, I hope that helps you with your grandmother and mother and their kvetching.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: As long as your mom didn't friend you on fb.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: SHE'S TRIED.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: Oh, dear. Friends who have hi-profile, public positions (and parents) re fb set up an account in their real name, and send people like clients and parents to that one. And send everyone else to the other one, the one they have to get the name of in person.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    But since it was only oral sex in Ralph Reed's Executive Bathroom, she's still technically a virgin, right?
    I'd hate to see her lose her True Love Waits ring over this; it accessorizes so well with her Christian Cross earrings.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    Yes, that's right. People in politics are so ugly that a bald, middle-aged man with a hate-lined face has "movie-star good looks." You should see how well that Glenn Beck beefcake calendar sells! Hot stuff, at least for politics!
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    11/29/09

    @DavidWatts: I think she was referring to Reed with that peculiar and laughable line about movie stars.

    I believe it was Reed that Camille Paglia was referring to when she said years ago, "No wonder some of these politicians want to save the unborn- they look like fetuses!"

    Paraphrased, but Reed fits that bill.
    Shudder.
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    11/29/09

    @Baroness: aw, fuck, you're right. That's what I get for trying to think on Sunday.
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    11/29/09

    @Baroness:
    He always struck me as "The Beav", before he grew up.
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    11/29/09

    @Magister: the face of the Beaver; the fucktardery of Eddie Haskell.
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    11/29/09

    @Baroness: Don't try to make me like Camille Paglia!
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
    That is awesome sauce squared

    Republicans = closeted self hating gay men with daddy issues who want to be dominated by Jesus, except for the women who love them and the self hating Jews who want Armageddon so they can all be converted and/or raptured and Jesus can home home again

    [www.huffingtonpost.com]
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    11/29/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: You know, Poodle, when you're right, you're right.
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    11/29/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Jews might be self-hating, but I don't know any Jew self-loathing enough to want to have to attend any of that holy roller shit. The whole point is that we don't want to be saved. We'd rather stew in our guilt.
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    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: Right, of course. But there is a school of rightwing zionism that supports Israel because the Jews have to all come home so we can be destroyed so Jesus can come home. Whenever they talk about support for Israel with the dogwhistle phrase "days and weeks ahead" that's what they're talking about. And the neocon Jews who align with them instead of being reform or buddhist like normal Jews are beyond the beyond. I'm just saying.
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    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: PS Also, that's because the Jews you know are normal, not Repbublican neocon pawns of the rightwing, I am guessing
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    11/29/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Like this, for example: [www.theawl.com]
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    11/29/09

    @Better to Eat You With: Word
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