Keith Richards's continued existence is actually among life's mystifying truths. The fact that he, Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, and Joe Perry all live and breathe is utterly fascinating to me.
@DahlELama: I think when you do that many drugs for that many years, you're practically 50% formaldehyde anyway. Perfectly preserved. Think canned peas from 1960. I wouldn't eat 'em, but they probably still look like peas. See how it works?
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