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    Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest

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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    As wardrobe malfunctions go, that was the best possible strap that could have broken. However, if it was me, I would cut whoever hemmed that thing. #whitneyhouston
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    The funny thing about Clooney saying that is that, you know, the guy's honestly saying that. Apparently he had a pet pig and he was devastated - like, devastated - for a while. #whitneyhouston
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    Are you dissing the seven million alternative / indie bands who have MySpace pages? #whitneyhouston
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    Ah Whitney. You just kicked a 175-pound monkey off your back. Why invite another one on? #whitneyhouston
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    Whitney and Natalie Cole should team up for a Hepatitis 'n Honeys Tour sponsored by Celebrity Rehab. They can each steal money out of one another's purses for a quick fix and yank each other's weave during the glorious confrontation scenes. #whitneyhouston
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/19/09

    @scroll_lock:

    I just want to cuddle them and make them chicken soup. #whitneyhouston
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    10/19/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Don't forget the Snuggie! #whitneyhouston
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    John, John, John--EVERYBODY knows that when you have a morning show appearance and you have over-indulged in pills and liquor the answer is a few lines of coke. DUH. #whitneyhouston
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    Oh God. I just remembered I had one... #whitneyhouston
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    Image of Hunter Walker Hunter Walker
    10/19/09

    @BlinkyMcChuck: I tried to delete my old one, but I can't because it's tied to my defunct college e-mail address. #whitneyhouston
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    10/19/09

    @BlinkyMcChuck: I just canceled mine. I feel so free! #whitneyhouston
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    Image of slite slite
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    No no no...Paris wants Vodka and LIVE lobsters because she wanted a drinking partner as intelligent as she is. #whitneyhouston
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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    Yes, Richard, you should've gone for the 'Humpday' promo, if only for the awkward body language alone. The creepy dark observer in the back also adds a certain mystique.

    *Edited to say: Clean up the pool for the photo shoot! Are leaves in the pool evidence of the wanton, reckless abandon we should expect from the characters?
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    Edited by aLostLady at 07/23/09 4:45 PM aLostLady was starred aLostLady was unstarred
    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/23/09

    ^ The aforementioned promo that my edit seemed to have removed.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/23/09

    @aLostLady: So what we've learned about this show so far is that whoever that guy in the pink shirt is A) he has no interest in that chick's boobs--I have never seen someone work so hard to avoid eye contact with a body part--and B) he either doesn't notice or doesn't mind when his feet get soaking wet.

    I feel...educated.
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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/23/09

    @DahlELama: It's just the one foot in the pool, so maybe he's concentrating on not peeing?
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    Image of mathnet mathnet
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    Goddamnit, Richard. Come visit me and you'll see why nobody (ELSE) can say no to Pittsburgh!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    At least they're being economical by re-appropriating fabric scraps for clothing. Way to do your part, guys.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    I am all for promoting the lower class into the middle. It's when you try to push them all the way to upper that I get nauseous. You can't skip classes, folks! Lose that house with the pool behind these dressed-up and made-up peasants. Unless it's some kind of a plastic motel. Then it's OK.
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    Edited by Niko Bellic at 07/23/09 11:16 AM Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/23/09

    @Niko Bellic: It's the courtyard of the apartment building.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/23/09

    @Niko Bellic: It's an apartment complex. That's sort of the entire point of the show.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    07/23/09

    @DahlELama: How trashy! Good.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    Can I just express like 10 year old annoyance at the Blair Witch: You stole my money with lies, LIES! movie? Yes, there was me in a crowded movie theater with a sweater up to my eyebrows, about to have a nervous breakdown and then these giggling assbags appear on Letterman talking how much fun it was to hoax the entire world. Bah! Bitches, you got me.

    Now then, about Melrose Place, will it be the Melrose from the first season no one watched, or the seasons that followed that everyone watched but no one admitted to watching? That was the kind of guilt that allowed Dawson's Creek to happen for years.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    Think of the poolboy... poor bastard.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    07/23/09

    In reply to New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
    Ashlee Simpson has the weirdest chin I have ever seen.
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